Tushy Reaper: Tushy Reaper, #1

By George Saoulidis

Dead Gorgeous

When a professional dronehunter dies from an electrocution accident, he meets his Reaper face to face. Turns out she's quite cute, inexperienced and has a magnificent tushy. To both their surprise he doesn't really die that day, so they go on a coffee date as if nothing happened. Will Theseus manage to figure out how to stay alive, when his reaper is quite inexperienced, when this new world of the dead and living is opened up to him and when the god of death wants his reaper back?

This is book 1 of the Tushy Reaper series.
Warning: The protagonist likes big butts and cannot lie.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Mythography Studios
• Release date: Aug 31, 2019
• ISBN: 9781393725374

George Saoulidis

Writer/Director. I enjoy taking ancient Greek myths and turning them into modern sci-fi spooky versions. I also like to write romantic comedies, and people seem to go "Awww!" over them, so why not?  Many of my stories are icky, in various ways. I’m European, we have a higher tolerance for that kind of stuff. Plus, I’m inspired by mythology and Shakespeare, so if you can’t handle tragedy and bodily fluids, feel free to move on. My photo has been redrawn by a neural network. Join the Mythographers, download the free starting library and begin reading right now: https://www.mythographystudios.com/join

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Tushy Reaper

Tushy Reaper, Volume 1

George Saoulidis

Published by Mythography Studios, 2019.

This is a work of fiction. Similarities to real people, places, or events are entirely coincidental.

TUSHY REAPER

First edition. August 31, 2019.

Copyright © 2019 George Saoulidis.

ISBN: 978-1393725374

Written by George Saoulidis.

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Table of Contents

Title Page

Copyright Page

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CHAPTER ONE

CHAPTER TWO

CHAPTER THREE

CHAPTER FOUR

CHAPTER FIVE

CHAPTER SIX

CHAPTER SEVEN

CHAPTER EIGHT

CHAPTER NINE

CHAPTER TEN

CHAPTER ELEVEN

CHAPTER TWELVE

CHAPTER THIRTEEN

CHAPTER FOURTEEN

CHAPTER FIFTEEN

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CHAPTER ONE

TUSHY WAS A LOUSY REAPER, to be honest. She knew that, all the Reapers knew that, heck, probably even the dead knew it also. Perhaps that's why she never got to nab one.

Sigh.

It had been eleven months since she'd gotten her scythe, and she still hadn't reapt a single soul.

Competition, you see.

She was so happy that day... Receiving her scythe, she felt like the only way to go was up. They also gave her a stone, but she still didn't know what that was. She carried it with her anyway, she'd sewn pockets inside her ragged dress so she could fit it on her person.

She got the call, it was in a stinky hotel. They all got the call. She grabbed her scythe and darted off towards it as soon as she heard the buzzer. Okay, it wasn't a buzzer, it was like a trumpet that only Reapers could hear.

Tushy looked around the city block, she found the hotel's sign. It said 'Apollon Hotel' in big, flashing letters that cut through the night. Tushy didn't actually need the light, she could see just fine in the dark. She made a beeline for the hotel's entrance, pushed the glass door, spotted the stairs and ran right to-

Excuse me, miss? Can I help you?

The woman who spoke was young, smiling with a sort of practised diligence, a brunette. She had her hair back in a tight ponytail and wore a discreet uniform.

Tushy felt really self-aware at that moment. You know, a woman in rags, barefoot, carrying an enormous scythe and storming in the building. Uhhh... she said eloquently.

Can I help you with something? the receptionist said again, her face turning into a smile once more.

Tushy pointed at the stairs. "There's a...