How Doth the Simple Spelling Bee
By Owen Wister
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Owen Wister (July 14, 1860 – July 21, 1938) was an American writer and historian, considered the "father" of western fiction. He is best remembered for writing The Virginian and a biography of Ulysses S. Grant.
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How Doth the Simple Spelling Bee - Owen Wister
Owen Wister
How Doth the Simple Spelling Bee
Published by Good Press, 2022
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THE MACMILLAN COMPANY
LONDON: THE MACMILLAN CO., Ltd.
1907
By THE CURTIS PUBLISHING COMPANY.
By THE MACMILLAN COMPANY.
Norwood Press
ILLUSTRATIONS
HOW DOTH THE SIMPLE SPELLING-BEE
AUTHOR OF THE VIRGINIAN,
LADY BALTIMORE,
ETC., ETC.
WITH ILLUSTRATIONS BY F. R. GRUGER
New York
THE MACMILLAN COMPANY
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LONDON: THE MACMILLAN CO.,
Ltd.
1907
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All rights reserved
Copyright
, 1907,
By
THE CURTIS PUBLISHING COMPANY.
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Copyright
, 1907,
By
THE MACMILLAN COMPANY.
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Set up and electrotyped. Published February, 1907.
Norwood Press
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J. S. Cushing & Co.—Berwick & Smith Co.
Norwood, Mass., U.S.A.
ILLUSTRATIONS
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Hup, hup, hup!
HOW DOTH THE SIMPLE SPELLING-BEE
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How doth the Simple Spelling-bee
Impruv each shining ower.
Of course, I know not how it may be with you; but with me the mail brings daily a multitude of communications that I have not sought, and do not want; nor do I refer to bills alone; and so, when there came one day a printed card saying:—
Why Heifer?
I tossed it into my waste-paper basket, and remembered it no more. Some days had passed, during which I had worked onward at the index of my forthcoming volume, when my memory was jogged by the arrival of a new absurdity:—
Why not Heffer?
Like its predecessor, this card went at once into my basket. I had nearly finished the B's in my index before the mail brought the following:—
It ought to be your custom now
To simplify, and spell plough plow;
Therefore write quickly on your cuff
From this day forth to spell tough tuff.
A third must follow these first tu,
So you will always spell through thru,
Nor in the midst of things leave off,
But joyfully now make cough coff.
By this time you must clearly noa
Dough can't be doe, do, dow, but doa.
Well, if they purposed to reform our spelling, which has always been a mere rag-bag of lawlessness, I hoped that they would do it right; but I was too deeply immersed in completing the index of my forthcoming volume to spend thought upon this question; nor did I court interruption. My waste-paper basket, therefore, received another willing contribution. And when presently the clue to these cards reached me in the following telegraphic message, just at the outset of