Sun Wukong Gave Me His Skills: Volume 1

By Hou San

I used Jingu Bang, Seventy-Two Transformations, Fighting Clouds, and Fiery Eyes of the Golden Eyes as much as I could. Great Sage Qitian wanted to pretend to take me flying, but the condition was actually to find a woman with three moles on her chest … Previous Chapter Next Chapter Advertisement Please show me.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Funstory
• Release date: Dec 13, 2019
• ISBN: 9781647815561

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CHAPTER 1 - SCHOOL BEAUTY CONFESSION

Lin Yun, can you come out with me for a bit? Zhuo Ya walked to my seat and said timidly.

She had a neat ponytail, and her face was white and exquisite. Her pair of watery eyes were beautiful, making people feel like it was a sin to refuse her.

I am the undergraduate of the sixth class in senior high school. Usually, everyone will tease me for fun. Weird, class flower Zhuo Ya always looks up to the top. Why is she talking to me in an unusual and delicate voice? I was flattered for a moment.

Lin Yun, just come out with me for a bit! It's not like I'm going to eat you! Master Zhuo Ya shook my hand and intentionally or unintentionally touched her proud chest.

Looking at Zhuo Ya's beautiful face, I couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva. However, I still remained wary of her.

Lin Yun, is this good?! Zhuo Ya called out charmingly and shook my body. I felt my entire body go limp from her voice. In a daze, I repeatedly replied, Good, good, good.

So Zhuo Ya took me to the balcony outside the classroom. Usually, at this time of day, there would be a lot of people, but now, there was only me and Zhuo Ya.

Lin Yun, there is something I've wanted to say to you for a very long time. Zhuo Ya lowered her head to play with the hem of her skirt. That love-filled look of hers was precisely the way I looked when I saw her.

I was extremely nervous. Could it be that she wanted to confess to me? How is that possible, a loser like me …

What are you trying to say? I pretended to be calm.

Actually... I... I've liked you for a long time, Linyun. Zhuo Ya stammered.

I was stunned. I was overjoyed in my heart. If it wasn't for Zhuo Ya in front of me, I really wanted to slap myself a few times to see if I was dreaming. I suppressed my ecstasy and tried my best to use a calm tone to say, Mmm, you like me?

Well, I like you. Can I be your girlfriend? Zoya looked at me without blinking.

I pinched the flesh of my thigh to calm myself down. About this …

Actually, I was screaming in my heart that I could, of course I could! Go to bed with you! However, it was the first time in seventeen years that a girl had confessed to me. Furthermore, it was a girl at the class level, so I had to put on an act no matter what.

Lin Yun, I really like you. Just let me be your girlfriend! Zhuo Ya's soft jade hand grabbed mine and begged pitifully.

In the instant that Zoya grabbed my hand, I felt as if my whole body had been electrocuted. Having skin contact with a goddess was something that only occurred in his dreams. He didn't expect it to happen in reality!

Alright then! I reluctantly agreed.

Lin Yun, now that she's your girlfriend, let's kiss, okay? Zoya took my arm and blew into my ear. It was hot and itchy.

I was stunned. Love comes too fast, just like a tornado. I don't even have time to think about it. Haha, could it be that I, Lin Yun, will have a day where things change for the better?

Zhuo Ya, isn't this too fast? As I said that, my mouth slowly moved closer to Zhuo Ya's small mouth. Just as my mouth was about to meet hers, Zhuo Ya suddenly used her palm to block her anxious voice, Lin Yun, there are too many people here. Let's change locations!

Where is everyone? I looked around and asked curiously.

Idiot! I'm shy! I'm your girlfriend now, can't you rely on me!? " Zoya shook my arm, blushing.

Alright, I'll do as you say. I'll do whatever you want. So that's how it is. After all, I'm a girl, it's only right to be shy. I'm really stupid! I hit myself on the head.

Unexpectedly, Zhuo Ya led me to the women's restroom door.

Zhuo Ya, you aren't going to let me into the ladies' room, are you? I was stunned.

Mmm, there's no one in the ladies' room right now. Let's go in and kiss. As long as you like it, you can do other things as well. " Zhuo Ya blushed.

You can do other things too! I repeated this phrase several times in my head. What the hell was this not a hint to me? When I thought about going into the ladies' room and closing the door, how I would wreak havoc on Zhuo Ya and enjoy the softness of her skin, I became spirited. Okay, let's go in!

After entering the female restroom, I closed the door. Just when I was about to push Zhuo Ya down, she timidly said, Don't be like this. This is the first time. Close your eyes and I'll give you a surprise.

That's true. If the Great Monkey is so anxious, it is unavoidable for her to be rude and beautiful. Since Zhuo Ya is so emotional, I will cooperate with her. Thus, I obediently closed my eyes.

However, after a long time, there was still no movement. I became a little impatient. Is it ready?

Alright, let's begin! Hearing Zhuo Ya's impudent laughter, his face turned cold. Someone had smeared something strange on it and after smelling it, it stank to death!

I opened my eyes in horror. There was no Zoya.

Zhuo Ya covered her nose and slowly walked over. When she saw me in such a sorry state, she laughed out loud.

Humiliation burned my face, and I shouted at them, What are you doing? What is this?" When I touched my face, I saw that my palms were full of yellow objects, and also extremely smelly.

Trash, of course this is a good item. You have definitely never tasted the taste of feces before! One of the boys who was holding a piece of paper said.

You all, you all … I pointed at the boy in the lead and said angrily, Li Hao! You arranged it!

So what if it's me? Lin Yun, you're just a coward, don't yell like that here. Li Hao curled his lips in disdain.

Zhuo Ya, why did you lie to me? I turned back to the smiling Zoya.

So what if I'm lying to you? Do you really think I would like you? Look at you, you want to be a toad eating swan meat? Stop dreaming. Even if I were blind, I wouldn't fall for a weak person like you. Compared to before, it was like a completely different person.

You all … I'll kill you all! I became angry from embarrassment and threw a punch at Li Hao.

Before I could reach him, two boys kicked me in the stomach and slammed their backs against the wall.

A soft egg is a soft egg, who are you trying to bluff! Ugh! Li Hao spat at me in disdain, then hugged Zhuo Ya's shoulder. Okay, let's go!" The people behind him followed him out of the women's restroom. They didn't forget to lock the door even before they left.

I clutched my stomach and struggled to get up from the floor, my heart full of indignation and anger. I pounded on the door, but no one opened it, and gradually I sat down and got angrier and angrier. I felt my pride filled with footprints that had been stepped on.

Why? Why do you all want to bully me? I don't want to be a coward anymore, I want to change, I want to change, I don't want to be stepped on by others, I want to step on others, I want to step on others!

Humph, wailing and complaining, what kind of man is that! Suddenly, an arrogant voice came from somewhere.

I angrily said, Who is it!? Come out, if you have the guts to speak, you won't have the face to come out.

Lift your head, I'll be right in front of you!

When I looked up, I saw a monkey the size of a palm floating in the air.

I fell over again. Who, who made this thing scare me?

Monkey put his hands on his hips and said in disdain, I am your Grandpa Sun, Sun Wukong! How unlucky, I did not know that I would choose you to be the master of the Golden Palace!

I covered my face and pushed him away. I don't care who you are. At least don't come near me! I suspect that this thing is something that Li Hao and the others are playing with me. I'm going to believe it, but they must be laughing at me again.

Truly mud cannot support a wall! Old Sun, forget it, being the host is a blessing that you've earned from hundreds of lives! Hurry up and thank me!

Hehe, how can I be the Great Sage's successor? You should look for someone else! Speaking of which, this monkey was a bit like the Monkey King.

You're already the host of I, Old Sun! If you don't believe me, look at your chest! Monkey crossed his arms and said impatiently.

Are you for real? I unbuttoned my shirt and discovered that the skin on my chest had the design of a glittering palace! It was grand and magnificent, dazzling and resplendent!

Damn it! It must be Li Hao's group playing tricks on me again. I don't know when they got it up there, but I couldn't get rid of it no matter how many times I wiped it off. If I had to believe that this was the legendary Sun Wukong, I wouldn't believe it!

Monkey was too impatient to explain to me so he snapped his fingers. Immediately, I was enveloped by a white light and my vision went dark. When I regained my vision, I was already standing in front of a magnificent palace.

There were a total of three levels, it was extravagant! I gasped at the sight.

CHAPTER 2 - GREAT SAGE'S RETURN

Is this a movie? Impossible, even if Li Hao and the others wanted to make fun of me, they wouldn't be able to cause such a commotion.

Or an illusion? I gave him a hard slap. Ohh!

Where is this place?

At this moment, Monkey had already become the same size as me. While rubbing his hair, he impatiently said, This is the Golden Palace on your chest. Do you think you can still stand here and talk to me if I, Old Sun, want to harm you?

Then when you said that this Golden Palace is mine, is it true? I looked at the Golden Palace in front of me, lost in thought. If I could get one or two gold bars to sell, I'd be rich!

Monkey suddenly bared his fangs at me, Old Sun says no matter what!

I swallowed and said, I believe you, I believe you. Then what should I call you in the future?

Monkey closed his eyes and thought for a while, Me has accepted two masters in my life, but not a disciple. It's not bad to accept a plaything! After saying that, he flipped in the air and pointed a furry finger at my nose as he smiled and said, I've decided. I, Old Sun, will accept you as my disciple!

I was so scared by him that my heart was pounding. Monkey looked like he had a bit of cultivation experience, if I had his protection, I wouldn't be afraid of being bullied!

I was afraid that he would go back on his word, so I quickly knelt down and kowtowed to him.

Monkey nodded with satisfaction and stroked my head. Haha, I didn't think that I, Old Sun, would already have a disciple! It's fun, it's fun!

I licked my lips. Teacher, normally speaking of apprentices, wouldn't master have a precious gift for your disciple?

Monkey smiled. You seem like an honest kid, but you're actually quite a rogue. Baby, yes! Come with me, let me introduce you to this Golden Palace!

I caught up with the monkey and saw that his tail was swinging to and fro with the two pieces of his buttocks.

Just as I was about to reach out and touch it, I suddenly heard him say with pride, The Golden Palace is divided into three levels. The first level is the treasury, and inside the treasury are the strange herbs and elixirs that were planted in the Flowerfruit Mountain, the Immortal Peach Wine at the Immortality Peach Festival and all kinds of other treasures. The second floor is a cultivation pavilion, and there is a fire and ice bed inside. Sleeping on it will be of great help to your cultivation, and it will be able to support your family for ten years in a year!

All kinds of treasures were dazzling in front of me. As I looked, I couldn't help but ask, What about the third floor?

Monkey's face suddenly showed grief and indignation. Without saying a word, he led me up to the third floor.

The third level was relatively simple, and the only thing that could be seen was a tall platform.

A huge golden pillar entered his vision with a line of words engraved on it: Ruyi Jingu Bang, 13,500 jin.

They passed through the roof and pierced through the clouds. The soft light shone on a bunch of armor on the high platform. It had a purple phoenix tail and golden crown, golden chain mail, and silk walking cloud shoes. They were majestic and radiated with a unique light unique to treasures.

Finally, a platform was erected in the middle of the stage, with a tie-in hoop on top of it.

Monkey slowly walked up the stairs and caressed the armor and pillar, as if he was caressing a lover. He slowly said, The third level is my armor, and the Jingu Bang!

All these things were given to me for nothing?

Monkey nodded, Not only these, I can also teach you the Seventy-Two Transformations, the Tendon Fighting Cloud, the Nine Transformations Golden Body Technique, and the Everlasting Art!

Excited as I was, I did not forget the famous saying that there was no free lunch in the world: No conditions?

Monkey smiled. You are very understanding indeed. And it's two of them.

TC: What is it?

Firstly, I will protect you as my disciple and the Golden Palace. This is extremely important, it will affect your life and safety!

No problem, yes.

And the second?

Monkey said solemnly, Help me find a girl with three moles on her chest!

Ah? I suspect I misheard, but the monkey repeated it once before I believed it was true! How am I supposed to find this girl? Don't tell me that when I see her on the street I'm going to ask her if she can do me a favor. Girl, can you show me your breasts …?

Just be treated as a sex fiend and crawl out!

En... It's difficult.

Monkey curled his lips. Think about it for yourself. Do you want to continue being bullied and live a hopeless and boring life, or do you want to help me?

I almost blurted out, Of course I want to help you, Master!

I swore that I would never let anyone bully me again, and that I would never let a girl deceive my feelings!

Monkey smiled in satisfaction, Very good, this kid can be taught!

I couldn't help but ask, Master, you're very capable. Isn't it easy to find a girl with a mole on her chest? Why would you need my help?

The monkey suddenly felt an itch of hatred. It's all because of Lord Tathagata! My master, Subhuti, saved me, sealed his entire body's mana and sent it here. He also warned Old Sun to find the girl with a mole on her chest before he could recover his mana and return to the Earth Immortal Realm.

Hey, I thought the monkey had some ability, but he turned out to be a paper tiger, so I wasn't that afraid of him.

The two of them relied on each other to obtain what they needed, which wasn't too bad.

Monkey was a little tired. Let's stop here for today. I need to rest.

I anxiously said, Don't! Master, you still haven't taught me any magic techniques. What if they bully me again?

Monkey thought for a moment. That's true, bullying you means looking down on me, Old Sun. So the monkey plucked three strands of hair from the back of his head and handed them to me. These were Old Sun's three strands of hair, each of which could be used with a spell of the Seventy-Two Transformations. It can only be used once a day! "

Hello … You still haven't told me what spells the Seventy-Two Transformations have. "

Before I could finish my sentence, another white light shrouded me. I opened my eyes and once again entered the toilet.

There were still dirty filth on my body. I panicked a little, worried that this was just a dream. When I opened my hands, there were actually three hairs! And on his chest, there was indeed the design of a golden palace!

It's true! It's true!

I firmly gripped onto the three strands of hair as I muttered, I'm not trash. I want to become a supreme being!

I had always thought that the Seventy-Two Transformations could change seventy-two things. After taking out my phone to check, I found out that it referred to the Seventy-Two Divine Arts, Spirit Repellent, Mountain Bearer, Forbidden Water, Bewitching Wind, Mist Blessing, Prayer Rain, and so on.

I put the three shiny hairs in my wallet, turned on the faucet, and washed myself for a long time. I didn't go to class until the bell rang, but there was still a lingering stench.

Thump thump! Welcome back, our shitty classmate! " Xu Jianjun and Xu Jianwen mocked me the moment I walked into the classroom. They were a pair of twins and Li Hao's henchmen.

Yo, which one of you didn't pull your pants tight enough to expose your balls? I have the support of the monkey and the Golden Palace, so naturally, I am full of confidence! Normally, I didn't dare to refute them. This was the first time I counterattacked them. My classmates gave me surprised looks.

Hey? If this brat doesn't attack in three days, then the top rooms will be ripped apart! Xu Jianjun wanted to hit me, but he was stopped by Li Hao. He whispered, Hey, you're courting death. The teacher is almost here. To hit him in class, aren't you afraid of receiving the wrong punishment?

Then, Li Hao walked over to me and said coldly: You bastard, you better remember, you are a dog that we played with! You dare to play tricks on us, just wait for us to fix you up!"

Hehe, whoever's afraid of who, just come at me! I shot back at him.

The classroom immediately quietened down, and pairs of eyes looked at me in unison. They were curious as to why I, who usually didn't dare to make a sound, would meet Li Hao's group head on today.

I watched as Li Hao walked back to his seat. I shook my head and sighed.

Li Hao frowned: Like what?

I said smilingly, They are a pair of living treasures just like eggs. You're standing in the middle, so what do you think you are?

Everyone in the class roared with laughter.

Li Hao was stunned for a moment before his face flushed red. He wanted to come over and hit me. At this moment, the homeroom teacher came in, followed by a cute girl.

The bell for class rang. Didn't you hear it? The homeroom teacher, Pan Liuying, walked in with a straight face.

Pan Liuying was a famous' Master-martyr 'of the West Beijing No.1 Middle School. He had always followed the' three-way 'policy of taking apart all love, ripping off all extracurricular books, and smashing all mobile phones! So the students wondered if she had been single for a long time, with a hormone imbalance that led to a perverted personality.

I'm going to introduce a new classmate to everyone. Come in. Pan Liu Ying said to the girl behind him.

CHAPTER 3 - TRIPLEX

The girl had long, thick, jet-black hair that draped over her shoulders. Her skin was snow-white, and she gave off an immortal aura, just like Liu Yifei's little dragon girl!

All of a sudden, the boys' eyeballs nearly fell out of their sockets. The class beauty Zhuo Ya coldly snorted, Lotus bitch!

Introduce yourself. Pan Liu said to the girl.

My name is Tong Yao, and I will spend the rest of my high school life with everyone. I hope everyone will take care of me. The girl revealed a sunny smile. Although she was smiling at the whole class, everyone present felt that she was smiling at them.

Pan Liu looked around to see if there were any extra seats for Tong Yao.

Finally, she pointed to an empty seat and said, Tong Yao, take the third seat in the fifth row. If there's anything you don't understand, you can ask the students around you!

I covered my pounding heart. Isn't the third seat in the fifth row right next to me?

Because Li Hao tried to push me away, he didn't dare to come close to me, so it was always empty beside me.

When Tong Yao walked to my side and sat down, a light and elegant fragrance wafted into her nose, causing her to be unable to help but let her imagination run wild.

Alright, self-study for this class. Behave yourself! Don't get me! With these words, Pan Liu left the classroom.

Hello! Tong Yao smiled and stretched out her hand towards me.

I turned around stiffly and held it. You... Alright, my name is Lin Yun. Twin wood forests, clouds of white clouds. "

In her clear eyes, I saw myself, embarrassed.

I don't know why, but I feel ashamed of myself in front of Tong Yao.

However, Tong Yao didn't dislike me at all. She looked at me with a friendly gaze and said with a smile, Please take care of me in the future!

At this moment, Li Hao walked over and slammed his hand on my table. Hey, you wimp, change seats with me! A haughty, commanding tone.

I gritted my teeth and said, No!

Aiya? Weak one, your body must be itching! Li Hao was shocked.

This student, why are you so fierce towards Lin Yun? Be careful that I don't tell teacher! Tong Yao chimed in, just like an elder sister that was standing up for her little brother.

Student Tong Yao, it's a misunderstanding, I forgot to introduce you. My name is Li Hao, I'm a sports committee member of Class 6. The person sitting next to you is the last in the class, I'm just afraid that sitting together with you will affect your studies! Li Hao put on a fake warm smile.

I bit my lips, afraid that Tong Yao, who knew the truth, would look down on me. After all, in the top high school, grades were everything.

Unexpectedly, Tong Yao didn't mind at all: In my eyes, everyone is equal. If your results are not good now, then it doesn't mean that it will be good in the future. What do you mean by looking down?

Li Hao was stunned, he did not expect Tong Yao to help me, so he slandered me: Tong Yao, it's fine if your grade is not good, but your character is different. Do you know that Lin Yun often goes to the ladies' restroom, I don't even know what he's going to do there!"

Seeing how sure Li Hao was of his words, Tong Yao suspiciously asked me: Is that so?

I have also endured Li Hao for a long time, quietly taking out a strand of hair in my hand, adding a bit more confidence, I coldly laughed and said: Oh, is that so? I also heard a rumor about the class monitor!

Weak one, what did you say!? Who in the class doesn't know about you going to the ladies' room? " Normally, if I wanted to do this, he would have already rushed up to beat me up.

Really? I heard that class monitor has a hobby of running naked! I wonder if that's true. "

Li Hao was enraged, Bullshit! If you keep talking nonsense, be careful of me …"

Before he could finish his sentence, his pants suddenly fell off, revealing his sulky red underpants.

AHH! It's my birthday! The girls in the class covered their eyes and screamed, while the man laughed heartily along with them.

I sneered, Why? Is the class monitor really that impatient to show off his specialty?

In fact, I used the seventy-two transformations to strip off his pants.

Weak one, it must be your doing! Li Hao was flustered and exasperated. He pulled up his pants and placed it on me.

I innocently said, You can't wrongly accuse a good person. I am so far away from you, so how can it be me? Or do you have this special hobby, and want to show it to everyone? "

You … Li Hao became angry from embarrassment and threw a punch at me.

I hurriedly grabbed the second hair and used the Body Freezing Technique from the Seventy-Two Transformations.

Li Hao froze on the spot, he maintained his fist posture, but was unable to move. He was dead, and his pants fell off again, revealing his sulky red underpants.

The class caused yet another uproar. Some of them even took out their cell phones to take pictures.

When his two followers saw their boss embarrassed, they could not sit still any longer, Lin Yun, what demonic technique did you use to mess with my boss!? See if I beat you to death! "

Hit your mom! I can't move anymore! Help me to the toilet! With the help of the twin brothers, he ran towards the toilet in a sorry state.

Tong Yao was flabbergasted as she watched Li Hao disappear with a hint of red in his eyes, I didn't expect him to have this kind of hobby …

Who knows? After all, there are very few people who are as tactful as me. I shrugged.

Tong Yao giggled and said: I didn't expect you to be so shameless. As he joked, the distance between the two closed quite a bit.

For the rest of the class, I was distracted. Firstly, it was for the children's ballad that was sitting next door, secondly, it was because I still had a hair on Sun Wukong. After thinking about it for a while, I didn't think that it would be better to just end the class.

I carried my schoolbag and walked out of the school. It was late in the evening and the sun was blood-red.

I was walking down an alley, thinking about the monkeys, when I noticed that there weren't many people on the road. Oddly, there were usually a lot of people this time of day.

At this moment, five people appeared in front of me, blocking my way.

The one in the middle was Li Hao, the two beside him were twins of the Xu family, and the other two were seniors. They didn't know each other, but it was obvious that they weren't good people.

Due to my lack of strength, the effect of the Body Securing Technique can only last for the time it takes to burn an incense stick.

In their hands were baseball bats, and in the middle, Li Hao's face was full of viciousness as he said: Alright, Lin Yun, let me embarrass myself in front of the entire class, see if I break your dog legs or not!

With that, the twins rushed over and swung the bat at me.

I secretly cursed in my heart as I felt good at acting cool. I didn't expect that I would be ambushed by him.

I'm usually a otaku who doesn't train much. Not to mention fighting five people, they can fight five people at a time.

The group of people charged over like wolves and tigers. I rolled over on the ground, awkwardly avoiding the attack. Then, I started to run. The people behind me were chasing after me relentlessly.

Oh right, why should I run! I have the hair of a monkey, seventy-two transformations!

I only remembered invisibility and ran to a corner. I pulled out a strand of hair and used an invisibility skill. The place where the cold light flashed made me feel as if the moonlight was covering my body.

Weird, that soft egg was here just now. Why did she disappear after turning around? Xu Jianjun wondered.

I was there, not daring to breathe. Strangely, even though it was very close, they couldn't see me! It was as if I was one with the air.

F * ck, this kid isn't far. Quickly chase him! Li Hao scolded and brought his men to the front.

I didn't dare move right away. I waited until they were far away before I ran in the direction of my home.

By the time I got home, I was sweating profusely. I swear to myself, if I learn any good spells, I'll see who can take care of who! Then he changed into some dirty clothes and had a nice bath.

Mom and Dad both went out to work, every month to my card living expenses, so I'm the only one left at home, over the past few years have gotten used to it.

After he finished his shower, he went back to his bedroom and called Sun Wukong out, Master, if you have any elixirs or miraculous medicines, give them to me. I want to become stronger so that I can beat up Li Hao and the others! I want to fight ten!

Monkey ignored me.

I looked curiously around my room, saw the apple on the table light up, wiped the hair on my chest, and began to eat, looking at me as if I were an idiot.

Disciple, it's not that I, Old Sun, am unwilling to part with the elixir and the medicine, but giving it to you would be harming you.

That can't be, Master, didn't you eat Old Lord Taishang's pills like fried beans back then when you caused a huge commotion in the Heavenly Court? It wasn't that much of a problem, right?

Tai! Old Sun was born in the heavens and earth, and he was already at the level of a Golden Immortal when causing a huge ruckus in the Heavenly Court. Of course, he was fine. However, as a mortal, if you were to hastily consume so many pills, there can only be one outcome …"

What is it?

Monkey precisely threw the apple core into the trash can and said lightly, Explosion in place.

CHAPTER 4 - MONKEY FIST

Hearing the words explode, I immediately became listless and sat on the bed, Don't tell me I have to keep being bullied by Li Hao like this and end up acting like a human being with my tail between my legs?

Monkey walked beside me and sized me up. He hugged his chest and said, Incredible. Your aptitude is considered one in a million.

My eyes lit up. Could it be that I am the one in ten thousand legendary geniuses? As long as he could open the two meridians, he would be able to fly into the sky and flee into the earth?

Monkey shook his head in disdain, That's right, your talent is indeed one in a million, but not one in a million … Poor. The people Old Sun has seen for thousands of years are like crucian carp in a river, this is the first time I've seen someone as weak as you."

I was already depressed. Being hit by his blow, I felt like I had nothing to live for.

However, don't be afraid. With a master teacher like Old Sun, even trash would be able to turn you into a genius. The most important thing right now is to find some spiritual herbs and help you refine your body. Your body is too weak. " Sun Wukong patted my shoulder in consolation.

I truly believe that if I had been a bit more robust, Li Hao and the others would not have dared to touch me.

The question was, where would he find the elixirs? One had to know that along with overexploitation, all the spiritual herbs and elixirs on Earth were long gone. Even if he had money, he wouldn't be able to buy anything.

Don't look at me. You can't rely on me, Old Sun, for everything. I can't leave the Golden Palace. We can only rely on you. " The monkey shrugged.

Sigh.

It was difficult to find even a glimmer of hope, but it was gone once more.

Monkey coughed and said, Erm, do you have any more apples? I will bring some over. Old Sun will tell you what to do.

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I didn't think that he would have a solution to the problem since he already had it. All he wanted to do was to scam me for a few more fruits. Hmph, this cunning monkey!

There were others!

I put on my coat and immediately went down to the supermarket to buy a big bag of fruit. Peaches, bananas, apples.

After eating heartily, Monkey said slowly, It's not like there's no way around it. I, Old Sun, have a Fiery Eyes of Truth, so I'll lend it to you for now. Take this to the pharmacies and Chinese medicine stores. Sigh, I can only help you till here, the rest will depend on your good fortune!

I nodded my head heavily, Yes, thank you, Master. I will live up to your expectations!

Good boy. Monkey smiled and threw another apple core into the trash can.

I thought about it, it's not easy to find, I definitely won't be able to get out in a short time. What if Li Hao finds someone to stop me during this period of time? After all, he couldn't ask monkeys for hair every day, and after a few months, they would probably pull out all his clothes and turn him into a bald monkey.

Taking advantage of the monkey's enjoyment of the food, I smiled and said, Master, do you have any kind of self-defense skills to teach me? If Great Sage Qi Tian's disciple gets bullied, then you would lose face as well.

Monkey thought for a moment. That's true. Alright, then I'll teach you a set of fist techniques.

I'm overjoyed, that's great!

He hurried out of the hall, moving the tables and chairs to make a small space.

Sun Wukong rubbed his hands together and stretched his muscles as he practiced a set of martial arts.

It had to be said that the monkey alone against a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers was indeed worthy of its name. With this set of fists, the tiger gave birth to its might, and its flexibility changed. Its moves were swift and nimble.

However, there was one thing that was not good. It was very disgraceful to be able to jump up and down and roll around on the ground.

Master, what fist art is this?

Your master's fist art is obviously Monkey Fist. How about it? Is it powerful? Monkey was filled with confidence.

He's strong, but he's jumping around. He doesn't look good. Do you have that kind of more refined and good-looking boxing style? I said with a smile.

Tai! You are greedy. Whether you like it or not, Old Sun isn't even willing to teach you! Sun Wukong crossed his arms across his chest and said angrily.

Learn! I almost blurted out, As the saying goes, if there's a bargain, I won't take it. As long as it's useful, it doesn't matter whether it looks good or not.

Master's boxing style is called the Thirty-Six Monkey Fist. The monkey fist imitates the shape of the monkey and requires that the monkey's neck, shoulders, chest, back, girdle, elbow, wrist, and knee be shrunk. Mimicry monkey fruit picking, climbing, there are diao, gathering, catching, buckling and other methods. The footwork imitates monkey hopping, scuttling, entering and exiting. There are tiptoe steps, small hopping steps, cross steps, etc. Keep your eyes focused like a monkey's …

It took me an hour to barely remember the gist of the chant. Although it didn't sound that elegant, as long as I could defeat Li Hao and the others, I would accept it!

For the next few weeks, I didn't dare go anywhere deserted. He had to be careful on the way home and make sure no one was' lying in ambush 'before he could leave. Although Li Hao and the others hated me to the core, they didn't dare to touch me in broad daylight.

As soon as I got home, I started practicing the Thirty-Six Monkey Fist with all my might. Although I was sweating profusely from time to time, I finally achieved some small success after a month. During that time, I don't know how many fruits I invited the monkey to eat, but I spent a month's worth of living expenses and pocket money.

After practicing Monkey Fist for a month, my dejected disposition of the otaku guy improved quite a bit. Even the nursery rhyme said that I seemed to have turned into a different person and became more confident. I secretly rejoiced in my heart.

Ever since nursery rhyme had started in class, the class flower crown changed from Zhuo Ya to the head of the children's rhyme. Her pure beauty quickly spread throughout the class. Many boys from other classes had specially come over to see her. They were jealous and envious of me. I thought to myself, how great would it be if I could turn the nursery rhyme into my girlfriend.

However, with the existence of the Goddess of Children's Songs, there's no way she would fall for a loser like me.

However, as long as I get stronger, it's hard to say if the nursery rhyme won't fall for me!

This month, I took advantage of every school break to run to the Medicinal Herbs Market no less than ten times.

Borrowing the monkey's fire eye, he saw many precious herbs in the market, including ginseng, Polygonum multiflorum and so on. If one didn't know when to look, one would be shocked upon seeing it. In all likelihood, it was a lie and a lie, a lie and a lie. A lie was better than nothing. If I didn't have the golden eye of a monkey, I would definitely have been fooled.

One of the reasons, of course, was that I was penniless, and the profiteers didn't have the leisure to fool me.

At this moment, I looked at the 100-year-old ginseng in the glass cabinet. There was an indiscernible spirit energy flowing from it. My heart stirred.

The boss who was fiddling with the fan beside me acted as if he didn't care about what I said. Seeing that I had stayed for a long time, he couldn't help but wave his fan and urge me, Go, look, you like it so much. Go home and look at your mother! If you don't have any money, then scram to the side for laozi!

Tsk, what's so great about that. A dog's eye looks at a person. I saluted back and walked out in a huff.

At this moment, a middle-aged man who looked like a laborer carried a brown porcelain vat into the medicine store.

Boss, do you accept ginseng here? The uncle said weakly.

The shop owner opened his fan and stroked the hair on a mole on his chin. He chuckled and said, Take it, don't worry. My shop is famous for being honest!

The uncle nodded and carefully placed the large porcelain jar on the counter.

A ginseng as thick as a child's arm appeared in front of his eyes. The only bad thing was that the ginseng root and leaf had withered. Even so, no one could tell that this ginseng was worth a lot!

The boss held the magnifying glass and looked at the people for a long time. Finally, he said, What a pity, I thought it was a 200 year old ginseng king, but alas, it was eaten away by worms!

The uncle panicked, Impossible, this was passed down from my ancestors. During the Japanese war, my grandfather hid in a pile of dead people and didn't even leave this thing behind.

Chicken ribs, it's a pity to forgo the taste of food. The boss pretended to be sympathetic, Bro, you seem to be a poor guy too. How about I be a good person for once. I'll give you 200 yuan for it. If you take it to another store, you won't be able to sell it for 100 yuan.

Although I don't know much about medicinal herbs, but with the help of the Golden Eyes Fire Eye, I can see that the spiritual energy flowing on this ginseng is richer than all of the medicinal herbs in the shop combined. No matter how he cut it, it wouldn't be just 200 pieces, but this guy even pretended to be troubled.

The uncle panicked and pinched his nails, Then what do we do? My child's illness can't be delayed. Finally he gritted his teeth and sighed, Well, two hundred is two hundred. Alright, I'll sell it."

A sly smile flashed across the boss's face. Obviously, he knew the value of this ginseng.

A cunning businessman!

Just when Uncle wanted to hand the big porcelain jar to the boss, I hurriedly stopped him, Uncle, I'll buy this ginseng for you!

CHAPTER 5 - BODY FORGING SUCCESS

Three thousand yuan might not count for much in the eyes of others, but it was already two months of my living expenses plus many years of savings … As the saying goes, do not lose time, and never come back. This ginseng king is an extremely rare item, I gritted my teeth and still bought it.

The boss panicked when he heard that I was going to pay a high price. He held me down and said, Brother, you're not suitable for this kind of business, are you?

I chuckled, Boss, it's easy to earn money, but one deal is enough. But, since Uncle Ren didn't take your money, he naturally has the right to choose who he wants to sell it to, don't you agree, Uncle? "

Right, right, that's right! The farmer uncle nodded and smiled.

You … The boss choked on a word I said.

Grand Master? What is it? Is someone here to cause trouble? " At this moment, the inner hall of the pharmacy opened, and a few robust men in black clothing stormed out, looking at me maliciously.

I was shocked. Could this Chinese pharmacy be a dark shop? If he couldn't get what he wanted, was he going to use force to steal it?

I came to a realization and shouted loudly, I'm here, look at the top quality ginseng king!

People like to watch the excitement, hearing my voice, one by one squeezed into the pharmacy to see ginseng. Most of the pedestrians were customers or merchants who frequented the Chinese medicine market. When they saw the ginseng, they began to discuss it. Some said it was good while some said it was bad.

Seeing so many people enter, the boss hurriedly pulled back those fierce men.

After all, he was in the business world. Although the boss seemed to have some background, he didn't dare to make a move in front of so many people for fear of ruining his reputation.

The boss' eyes almost turned red when he saw this. One must know that even if the ginseng was sold, it would still be worth several hundred thousand yuan. The duck that was cooked flew away. He hated the fact that the roots of his teeth were itchy, yet he couldn't say a word. He had no choice but to tug at the hair on the mole on his chin. It was torn off in a hurry, causing him to grimace in pain. His appearance was as comical as it could get.

I said I didn't have that much money on me, so I asked Uncle to come with me to the bank to get the money. The uncle agreed readily. Under everyone's watchful eyes, we left just like that.

After we left, the crowd dispersed, leaving the boss and the big guys in the drugstore.

Breaking off the road to wealth is like killing one's parents. Grand Master, should we find someone to deal with that poor brat and snatch the ginseng back? A burly man said.

Snatch your mom, if this is exposed, who would dare to come here to buy medicine in the future? The boss was angered to the point that his face turned red. He furiously fanned his face and said while clenching his teeth, Damn it, we meet each other in the mountains and rivers. If I ever meet this kid again, I'll make him die a horrible death!

At night.

I'll bring out the ginseng and let the monkey show me what it is.

Monkey pulled the ginseng out of the jar and observed it for a while. Then he frowned and said, Disciple, this thing isn't ginseng …

When those words came out, my heart went cold.

This isn't a ginseng, wouldn't my three thousand yuan be wasted … I have to eat instant noodles and steamed buns for the next few months, and now you're telling me that this isn't a ginseng? Did I make a mistake?

Only then did Monkey say leisurely, This is the Extreme Yin Grass. That was something even harder to come by than ginseng. If the ginseng is of the highest quality, then the Ji Yin Grass is of the highest quality. "

Cousin, this monkey, he's talking so much. He was almost scared to death by you! I cursed in my heart.

Then, what is the origin of this Extreme Yin Grass? Master, tell me about it.

Monkey nodded. The Ji Yin Grass only appears in the pit of ten thousand people. Even back then, Shennong had only seen one. Legend has it that when Bai Qi killed four hundred thousand soldiers, someone found the Extreme Yin Grass near the Qin Mountains where four hundred thousand soldiers were buried. Although it is not comparable to the elixirs of the upper realms, it is still an extremely good spiritual herb to refine the body and cleanse the marrow.

I suppressed the ecstasy in my heart. With this Extreme Yin Grass, I'll be able to achieve twice the results with half the effort when I step out from the Immortal Cultivation to become stronger!

Body forging, as its name implied, was to temper the body like forging iron to become tougher, to expel all the impurities in the body, to thoroughly clean the meridians, to make the body stronger, and to make the body more compatible with each other.

It sounded difficult, but with such a miraculous item like Sun Wukong and the Extreme Yin Grass, refining the body wasn't too difficult either.

A night of hard work.

I slightly opened my eyes. The morning sun had already shone in, causing dust to float in the air. Only then did I realize that an entire night had passed.

Monkey, who was behind him, wiped the sweat off his face. With an exhausted look, he exhaled and said, Back then, everything about body tempering was figured out by Old Sun himself. How can he be as blissful as you? You have a master personally protecting you!

Looking at Monkey's exhausted appearance, I knew that he must have spent quite a bit of effort on me last night. I was slightly touched and started to treat him as my master, so I couldn't help but call him master.

Sun Wukong smiled. Forget it. Old Sun can't stand this kind of meat jelly anymore. You have to hurry up and make Old Sun's body so I can go back and kill that Tathagata without leaving a single piece behind!

I nodded, more determined to find the girl with the three moles on her chest for the monkey.

Hey, why is my body so sticky? I looked at my own body. There was a layer of dark gray dirt on my skin.

Idiot, that is the impurities in your body, Old Sun used the Ji Yin Grass to help you cleanse your meridian, the current you is so much stronger than before. To put it bluntly, your current physique is equivalent to a martial arts expert in the human world. Monkey smacked his lips.

Really? I clenched my fists and looked at my hands and feet. He only felt that his body was light. Even after taking off his glasses, he could still see things in the distance. It was as if an unending stream of power was gushing out of his body.

You don't believe me? Show me your Monkey Fist. "

I nodded, and as luck would have it, I nearly jumped out of my skin and hit my head on the ceiling.

Idiot, I already said that you are no longer an ordinary person. Pay attention to your control. Monkey covered his face in disgust.

I took a deep breath. After executing a set of 36 route monkey punches, I only felt that my entire body was comfortable, just like Feng Xu controlling the wind.

Monkey then smiled in satisfaction. Alright, the three to five ordinary people are no longer your match.

I rubbed my hands together and thought, hehe, Li Hao, your father has finally waited until today. What you gave me before, today I will return it to you double!

Monkey squinted at me. What are you thinking? Let me tell you, you are not allowed to use all the skills I've taught you to stir up trouble. Your main task is to help me find the girl with three moles!

What if someone provokes me? My boss is boring and has nothing to do with his skills, but is unable to live up to his grudges. What's the difference between him and a salted fish?

"This is a different matter. In short, if it is not necessary, try not to interfere. I can't guarantee that old man Tathagata hasn't sent anyone to hunt me down and kill me in this time and space. I taught you all the techniques you taught me. Monkey said seriously.

Knowing that this was the case, he could only temporarily put aside his hatred for Li Hao. It can't be because I wanted to take revenge and hurt the monkey. However, I will only promise not to take the initiative to look for him. If he breaks my bottom line, then I won't tolerate it anymore!

Master is also tired, I plan to tighten my belt also want to buy some delicious fruit back to honor him. After that, I sent him back to the Golden Palace to rest while I showered and changed my clothes before heading to school.

Normally when I get up, I am listless, but I haven't slept all night, so I'm still full of energy. Perhaps it was because my mental and physical strength had undergone a qualitative change and even the nursery rhyme had been discovered. I only laughed and said that I had recently gotten a good workout. In fact, it was all thanks to my body forging.

Today, after the second class, Pan Liuying came to the class and announced something that made most of the students very excited. It was the upcoming school tournament next month, and every class would be assigned to participate.

The moment the news was released, the crowd burst into an uproar.

Lin Yun, do you want to participate? The nursery rhyme asked me in the chat room. He looked a little expectant, but also a little worried.

What do you think? I asked her.

The nursery rhyme curled its lips, I don't know... Although you have become a lot more confident in this period of time, but I am not sure if you can run a hundred meters.

My face darkened. Am I that weak?

I patted my chest and said shamelessly, Isn't it just a hundred meters? I won't run. If I want to run, it won't be a problem for Liu Xiang …

The nursery rhyme giggled, feeling like I was joking.

Just as I was about to speak, I saw Li Hao holding a form in his hand. He said coldly: Yo, I didn't know, Lin Yun, you're so strong, so I'll help you report it!

CHAPTER 6 - SCHOOL GAMES

Since very few people were willing to participate in the sports event, the class teacher had to use the method of pulling strong people to pull people to participate in the competition. As a sports committee member, Li Hao naturally had to take responsibility for this matter.

I was only joking with the children's ballad and I didn't really intend to participate in the tournament.

On the contrary, Li Hao became excited, bringing Zhuo Ya and the Xu twins over. He's been looking for my bad luck all this time, but I just have to put up with it.

That, Li Hao, I was just joking. No need to write my name. I remembered Master's instructions and said with a smile as I suppressed myself.

Li Hao frowned, How can I do that, I even wrote down the name. Everyone heard it. You said that Liu Xiang would be fine as long as you participate for the competition for a hundred meters. "

Li Hao's belly was full of evil, so I didn't need to use the Golden Eyes. I knew he wanted me to make a fool of myself in front of everyone at the sports meet.

Before I could say anything, Zhuo Ya,