Little Divine Farmer: Volume 1

By Wei Lai

Men were oxen while women were earthlings. If they wanted to open up the land well, not only did they have good stamina, they also had to be able to do it.Li Fa, who was born into a poor mountain valley, saw her lover crawl into another's bed. She had no money to get a wife, so she was determined to leave behind a heaven and earth. Bao Huang Mountain, planting jujube trees, breeding, development, the widow took the initiative to help carry water, the village flowers came in the middle of the night to deliver food, a large amount of money was returned, the rich American introduced, this land Li package. A female college student, a sexy nurse, a cold police flower, and the CEO's little lover. F * ck, a foreign chick is also here! Li Fa giggled. I can do whatever I want!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Funstory
• Release date: Dec 13, 2019
• ISBN: 9781647815370

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BEAUTIFUL

CHAPTER 1 - THE SECRET OF SORGHUM LAND

Li Fa carried his luggage as he walked on the rugged mountain road. His forehead was already covered in sweat, thinking that he would be able to see Chun Ni, his sweetheart, tonight. The corner of Li Fa's mouth revealed a smile, and she could not help but quicken her pace.

Li Fa, the third oldest in the family, has an older brother, an older sister, and a younger sister.

Thirty years ago, Li Fa's father begged for food all the way to the village, but he was too hungry to walk, so he fainted at the entrance of a family. Later, the family took his father in, and because he was honest and capable, and looked pretty good, he accepted Li Fa as their son-in-law.

Forward Village had always been poor, with fewer people in the village. Year after year, they could barely eat their fill. When encountering disasters, they would only need to count the number of grains of rice to cook.

Therefore, before Li Fa finished junior high school, she went out with the villagers to work, hoping to rely on herself to change her fate.

In the beginning, he didn't make any money at all. After being scammed, he was almost taken into the distribution team. Later, he met his master, who taught Li Fa a trade. He was finally able to stabilize his footing in the city.

Chun Ni was the second daughter of Old Liu from the backyard, and she had been friends with Li Fa since childhood. Every time they visited home, Li Fa would become the groom, Chun Ni would become the bride, and at that time, they would be carried into the bridal chamber.

Thinking about Chun Ni's chubby face, her fleshy body that was pressed against his body, and the feeling of her hands being electrocuted, Li Fa couldn't help but feel a burst of excitement. She hummed an unknown tune in her mouth, "Brother, don't go.

As Li Fa thought of this, he couldn't help but laugh. Suddenly, the sorghum field in front of him let out a burst of hualala sounds.

Li Fa was startled by the sound. In front of her was a field full of sorghum, and the sound came from the field. Because of curiosity, Li Fa put down the luggage on her shoulders and bent down to dig into the sorghum field in front of her.

Li Fa held her breath as the sorghum in front of her eyes continued to sway. It was a rather orderly type. From within, the indistinct sounds of a woman humming could be heard.

F * ck, someone was actually shooting at the sorghum field in broad daylight.

Li Fa had once encountered such a thing in the city. Coincidentally, there was a park in front of him, and a tree in front of him, which he originally wanted to pee in, but when he walked inside, he saw a shadow moving inside.

The man had the woman's legs on his shoulders, and the woman's body swayed with the man, and she let out a little cry of AAHH!

At that time, Li Fa squatted down to watch and couldn't help but swallow her saliva. That posture, that woman's voice, it constantly stimulated Li Fa's nerves, as if she was afraid of being found out and sneaking out, she felt like she had done something bad.

In a place like this, it was definitely not a proper relationship.

Li Fa bent down as she entered the cave. The two people inside were having fun and didn't notice that someone had entered.

The sorghum in front of her opened, and two white bodies appeared in front of her. The man was lying on the ground, playing with the woman's body.

Li Fa was still full of energy when she suddenly felt as if something had fallen on her neck. The furry thing was still moving. At that time, she was so scared that she cried out 'Mother!'.

Following Li Fa's shout, the two people who were having fun in the sorghum field quickly separated from each other. The man crawled to the side while the woman pulled up her underwear.

It was a black bug. Li Fa grabbed it and threw it on the ground. If it broke, he would watch the show.

The man he knew, Li Fa, had a skin disease like Liu San, who was older than him by more than ten years. Li Fa, who had a skin disease like Liu San, was older than him.

F * ck, hair.

Liu Sanmei recovered his wits and immediately recognized Li Fa. That last attack almost scared him to death. The one who ruined his plans was that brat, Li Fa.

Li Fa laughed, Third brother, what happened? It's so hot at home, yet you came here to play with your sister-in-law!

Liu San's family had more or less lost. He was always single, so he must have kidnapped someone else's wife.

F * ck off, I'll deal with you later. Liu San had already put on his underpants.

Hello, sister-in-law.

The woman tried to crawl forward. She had been on her knees, so she couldn't see her face clearly. However, looking from behind, the woman's buttocks were quite fat.

Li Fa jumped over with large strides. The woman held onto her bra as she looked up at Li Fa with an awkward expression.

Village Head's wife!

Liu San was quite bold, actually having the intention to marry the Village Head's wife.

This small village chief was the overlord of ten li of land.

All of the hundreds of families in the village, big and small, were decided by the village chief alone.

Li Fa looked at the woman in front of him and laughed. At that time, she had thought that if she made a profit this time, she would definitely get more benefits. If news of this got out, Liu San would definitely not be able to survive in the village.

Even though the Village Chief's wife was already over forty years old, her skin was still as tender as a little girl's. Especially the pair of treasures on her chest, it was as if there were two big basketball balls stuck to it.

It wasn't Liu San's fault that he was tempted. This was definitely because he was a middle-aged lady who knew when to stop and knew when to stop. A cannon shot came from the sorghum field, giving him ample milk and fat buttocks.

Why did you come back from the city?

The Village Head's daughter-in-law was sweating profusely, her face completely red. It was unknown whether she was excited about Liu Sanpang or worried about him.

It was now noon, and the villagers usually took an afternoon nap at home. They had originally wanted to meet their sweetheart, but who would have thought that they would be run into by Li Yao, who had just returned to the village from the city.

Come back and take a look.

This woman was especially fair. Usually, rural women would go out to work often and would be old and rustic. However, the village chief's wife was different. Usually, there would be many people fawning on the village head's family, so this woman almost never went down to the floor.

The village chief's wife calmed down. After all, she was not a little girl. To be able to do such a thing meant that she was definitely not afraid of losing face. She wiped the sweat from her forehead and looked at Li Fa.

The Village Head's daughter-in-law must have noticed that Li Fa was looking at her. She actually used both hands to hold the big thing and shook it, Hair, do you want to try it?

Li Fa hurriedly shook her head. This thing was a little too greasy.

The village chief's wife suddenly became happy, Why are you still shy? When you were young, you did not drink milk. When your mother hugged you and bit you hard, she thought that when you grew up, you would definitely have some potential, and your mouth would be very fierce.

I have to return to the village. I have something to talk to the village chief about later. After saying that, Li Fa stood up and was about to leave.

No, no, there's something we can discuss.

The Village Head's daughter-in-law grabbed Li Fa's hand with a pitiful face. Liu San coughed and said, Kid, just tell me, what do you want in order to shut up?

It was because his father was an outsider. When his mother had gone to ask for land, that guy had pointed at her nose and scolded her in a very nasty way. He had tried to find someone to put in the door, but he was lacking a man.

Li Fa giggled happily. It's easy to not tell anyone. Have the village chief give us five acres of land at the back of the mountain. Li Fa knew clearly that the five acres of land had been occupied by the village chief.

As for the matter of the land, it doesn't count even if we talk about it. The village chief's daughter-in-law looked at Li Fa, her eyes secretly glancing at Liu San.

No, just the ground.

This time, Li Fa had made up his mind. His father was honest and his brother was honest, so he had always been bullied. This place was originally his home, so he had to return.

God knows, the matter of trapping the Village Head's wife and Liu San's skin in the sorghum field was only half settled this time.

Fuck, isn't it just a few acres of broken land?

All the good ones have been f * cked by pigs. He grabbed Liu San's pants and started fishing out. Half a box of cigarettes, a lighter and more than three hundred yuan.

Anything else? Li Fa opened his palm and stuffed the items into his pocket.

There's nothing else.

Li Fa was very clear about the character of Liu San's skin disease. If he could do more at this time, he definitely couldn't be merciful. This kid didn't have any other skills, but he knew how to act shamelessly.

Li Fa did not hold back and took the Village Head's wife's clothes and searched them again, You guys continue, I didn't see anything.

After saying that, Li Fa happily drilled out of the sorghum field. Not bad, he had watched a romantic scene for free and had made several hundred yuan worth of money.

Li Fa picked up her luggage from the ground. The village chief's fat daughter-in-law was obviously trying to seduce her father. It was really f * cking hilarious.

Chunnie, big bro is back.

In the sorghum field, Liu Sanmo stood up and watched as Li Fa walked away. He cursed, Boy, don't let me catch you. Next time, I'll kill you.

Enough.

The village chief's wife wore a bra, causing Liu San's eyes to be filled with envy. He couldn't help but touch it with his hand, You're still doing it. After all this time, you still haven't managed to get anything in. If that thing of yours was useful, it would have been done long ago.

It's something you can't take in the afternoon, not something I want.

Liu San's skin was burning with anger when he heard this. He had always been a naughty person, but after being scared by Li Fa just now, he was now so weak that even if he wanted to do something, he would lose his weapon.

Hurry up and leave.

Liu San spat on the ground. Did you fall for that kid?

What do you think? He's young and in good health, much better than you old masters. The village chief's wife had put on her clothes, afraid that people would hear her, so she deliberately lowered her voice.

F * ck, you're not going to piss yourself, I'm the only one who doesn't mind.

F * ck off. When the Village Head's daughter-in-law heard Liu San's words, she was immediately angered. What happened? It was just that he was a little fat, but at an age when he was old, he was also a flower that was tens of miles away from his own village.

If it weren't for the fact that the men at home weren't good enough, there wouldn't be anyone in the village who could do this. How could it be Liu San's turn to have skin disease?

Liu San walked out of the sorghum field in a huff. Seeing that there was no one around him, he started walking towards the village. He was going to smoke and vent his anger when he reached into his pocket.

Holding the empty pockets of his pants, Liu San's anger rose even more. He thought to himself, Li Fa, you brat, don't ever fall into my hands.

CHAPTER 2 - I ALMOST LOST MY VIRGINITY

Standing at the entrance of the village, there were rows and rows of mud houses, from which the faint sound of dogs barking could be heard.

Father, Mother, Big Brother.

Li Fa directly entered the yard and opened the door. His big brother, Li Fu, was sitting there lighting a fire, filling the room with smoke. When he saw that his brother had come back, he immediately walked over to take his luggage.

Three, why are you back?

Li Fa wiped her sweat. I was feeling homesick, so I came back to take a look.

Causing trouble outside again, right? The one who spoke was Li Fa's father, Li Youcai. He sat there, smoking and coughing from time to time.

Dad, I didn't cause any trouble, I just came back to take a look.

San Zi, San'er. When Li Fa's mother heard the noise, she ran out from inside and saw her son that she hadn't seen for over a year. She touched him and said, He has grown taller and stronger. Boss, ride your bike to the town to cut some meat.

What kind of meat do you want to buy? It's only New Year's Eve. Li Youcai muttered.

Boss, hurry up and go.

LiFu felt in his pocket, but there was no money. A twenty-something-year-old person was too embarrassed to ask for money. Lifan quickly stuffed the several hundred yuan she got from Liu Sanpo into her brother's pocket.

There's no need for so much. LiFu said after taking a glance.

Cut some more and give dad ten catties of liquor.

Sigh.

Li Fu took the money and drove away with the old 28 year old car. Li Youcai had this kind of food, but his family was poor and he was reluctant to drink it.

Three, did you get the money back this time?

Bring it back, Father. Thirty thousand.

So many.

The woman immediately became happy. She grabbed her son's arm and said to her man, See, I will say that San Zi has a good brain since he was young. He will definitely become an outstanding person in the future.

Outstanding what? I want to be a person better than anything. Give your mother the money, then ask his second aunt to go and negotiate later. Settle the marriage first, boss isn't young anymore.

Dad, what about me?

You little brat, why are you in such a hurry? Your big brother is already twenty-five, if you don't get someone to talk about marriage, you won't have a girl in this village. You black-hearted kid, do you want to see your big brother be single for the rest of his life?

The woman gave her son a tug. Li You Cai glanced at her father with a dark expression. The eldest brother was in a hurry to get married. He was no longer young, so it didn't feel good to be alone in bed thinking about women.

The big bowl was filled with wine. Li Fa's favorite chili fried meat was on the table and three stacks of brand-new bills were lying on the brick bed. Li Fa had saved them from over a year of frugality.

Dad, three isn't little anymore. This money should still be left for him to use.

Scram, you are the boss, your marriage must be decided first. I have the final say in this family. Dad slapped the table and drank, his voice rising.

Li Fa knew that her brother's heart ached for her, so she quickly came over. What are you shouting for, let's drink a little? We have something to talk about.

Then it's settled.

He could only blame this place for being a poor ditch. Just like his father had said, the young people here would get married and have children before they reached the age of twenty. If they didn't get married after the age of twenty-five, they would have to spend the rest of their lives as bachelors and be talked about in the back for the rest of their lives.

Three, what are you doing?

After finishing his meal, Li Fa took out the gift she bought for Chun Ni from her bag and left. She didn't tell Chun Ni in advance because she wanted to give her a surprise.

Mom, I'm looking for Chun Ni. Thinking of Chun Ni, a smile finally appeared on Li Fa's face.

Three, don't go.

The woman pulled on Li Fa's hand. At that time, her expression was a little strange. Li Fa was stunned for a moment. She had been good to Chun Ni since she was young. Both families knew about this. Mother, what happened?

Listen to your mother, work hard. In the future, your mother will ask your second aunt to find you a better one.

What? I want Chun Ni. Did something happen to her? Mother, don't scare me. " Li Fa's heart leaped into her throat.

Nothing, nothing happened.

Li Fa looked at her mother. At that moment, she intentionally or unintentionally avoided her gaze. She quickly turned around and ran out of the room. Behind her, her mother's voice called out, San-er, San-er.

Could it be that something really happened to Chun Ni? This was a poor place without a cell phone, so it was not convenient to connect at all. Li Fa spread her legs and ran towards the back of the village.

The two families only separated by one house and walked through a familiar alley. Chun Ni's house door was open, and Li Fa directly ran into the yard. The big yellow dog only barked a few times before recognizing Li Fa.

Chun Ni, Chun Ni.

Lee Yanyi shouted from the doorway. The door creaked open and Spring Nanny came out. What are you doing here?

Spring Niang came out from the inside. When she saw Li Fa standing outside the door, her face couldn't help but sink. She was very clear about Chun Ni and the hairstyle, but unfortunately, her family members were all poor.

Auntie, I'm looking for Chun Ni.

Not here.

Where did he go?

Can you control it?

Chunnie.

Li Fa continued shouting towards the inside. Spring Nanny fiercely glared at Li Fa and conveniently picked up the broom at the side. If she were to continue shouting, she would definitely directly attack.

Aunt, you stay busy. I'll come back tomorrow.

Don't come, my Chun Ni doesn't want to see you.

Li Fa did not dare to make a sound. After all, she was Chun Ni's mother and his future mother-in-law. However, this time, her attitude towards him was even more vicious than before. Could it be that something really happened?

Li Fa was a little depressed as she did not see Chun Ni. She was driven out by someone else. She walked back with her head lowered. When she turned the corner of the village, she heard someone shouting.

It was a woman's voice!

Li Fa was stunned for a moment before running towards the direction of the sound. She looked at the two of them pulling something from afar.

Stealing. The woman called out, and the village dogs began to bark.

Don't run. Li Fa shouted. That guy let go of his hand and ran away. That woman sat on the ground.

Teacher Wu.

Li Fa walked over. Borrowing the moonlight, the teacher sitting on the floor who was actually the same as him when he was in middle school was actually not that much older than him.

Teacher Wu was pretty, with a face as tender as water. It was a pity that her fate was not good. The man was from this village and was also a teacher in the town. He died after less than half a year of marriage.

Li Fa

When Teacher Wu saw that it was his former student, Li Fa, the panic on his face vanished. Teacher's feet are twisted, can you help me go back?

Alright.

Mr. Wu appeared especially petite in front of him. As Li Fa bent down, Wu's arm went to rest on her neck, and a special fragrance immediately entered her nose.

Li Fa could not help but take two deep breaths.

Have you caught a cold? That voice caught Teacher Wu's attention.

No, no, teacher, you smell really good.

Teacher Wu did not say anything. She took a step forward and let out an 'aiyo'. She had accidentally twisted her leg during the tearing process.

No, I can't leave. Can you carry me back?

It's better to hug you.

Li Fa picked up Wu's shoulder with one hand and her thigh with the other.

Teacher Wu was stunned for a moment. Li Fa, hurry up. Don't let anyone see you, lest they gossip.

Teacher Wu's man had died from illness, so he had become a widow. These days, there were a lot of things going on in front of a widow's door, especially for such beautiful women.

Li Fa quickened her pace and the two of them quickly entered the room. She turned on the light and saw that there was something on a small bed on the floor. Li Fa put Teacher Wu on the brick bed after taking a glance.

There's safflower oil on the counter, help me get it.

Let me help you press the button. If you twist your foot, it will be troublesome if the blood is pooled.

Li Fa took the safflower oil, unscrewed the lid and spread the oil on it evenly with his fingers. Then, he began to massage according to the method he had learned. With the force of Li Fa's fingers, a series of low sounds came from Teacher Wu's mouth.

Li Fa, didn't you go out to work? Why are you back?"

A little trouble.

Li Fa did not dare to speak of this matter to his father. Since Wu Zhangkong had asked, he might as well speak of it.

A disaster?

Li Fa nodded. I guess so. Actually, it's not my fault.

Tell me about it.

Li Fa slowed down his hand strength and simply told him the story.

That day, after finishing his work, he was resting. Outside, it was still noisy and rowdy, and there were still the sounds of women yelling. He went out to take a look, just in time to see a big fat man grabbing Jun's hair.

Jun Zi was also from the countryside, two years younger than me. She had her younger brother and sister at school, and because of the same experience, we had a good relationship in private. We really treated her like our younger sister.

F * ck, laozi thinks highly of you if laozi wants to mess with you. Do you think you're as clean as you can be? If you want more money, you'll have to serve laozi well. Take off your pants and wait for laozi's f * cking ass. That guy smelled of alcohol. Li Fa walked forward, worried that Jun Zi would be bullied, and pulled him back.

Hair, don't meddle in other people's business, this person's background is big.

Li Fa had seen this fat guy before, and they said he was a real estate developer with a lot of money. He had a gold card in the bathing center and had to spend over a hundred thousand yuan a year.

When the girl from the countryside came out, she had never seen such a scene before. She rubbed her head a few times to make sure that no matter how many times she had fucked that damn fat guy's whole family, no one dared to come out and fart.

Big brother, I beg of you, please let me go.

Jun'er's plea didn't seem to have any effect. Fatty actually grabbed her pants and started to pull down, shouting, Your father will make you die here today.

Jun Zi didn't care about her hair. She held her pants with both of her hands, while letting out a shrill scream.

Brother Fa.

Jun Zi looked at me, and I looked at her. Her eyes were very similar to my sister's. I pushed aside my master, rushed up to the fatty, and gave him a kick.

He had been good at fighting since he was young. That damn fatty had relied on his wealth to directly kick him to the ground and didn't dare to get up for a long time.

F * ck, do you believe that I can turn you into a eunuch?

Don't, don't. The damn fatty was so scared that he shrunk back and crawled up from the ground like a dog. When he reached the door, he turned around and shouted fiercely, You brat, just you wait, if I don't kill you, then I don't have money.

Hair, men, this kind of person is f * cking annoying.

Master, you've stirred up a big commotion this time. We can't afford to mess with people like you. Let's hurry up and leave.

Go, go, go! Give me a few more months' wages! I am a bachelor! Don't be afraid, I will kill myself!

I was really shocked by the manager's fierce look. Seeing that she had given Jun an extra ten thousand yuan and paid me as well, I went back to pack up her luggage and pulled her out of the room.

Brother, I'm sorry, I've implicated you.

What are you talking about, sis? It's fine.

Brother, why don't you come back with me? I will serve you from now on. Jun Zi lowered her head, her small face blushing terrifyingly.

If you're free, I'll come and see you.

Alright.

Jun Zi agreed, then tore a piece of paper and wrote down their home address. Jun Zi left, and kept looking at me from the taxi window.

As Li Fa recounted her experience, Teacher Wu kept looking at him. You did the right thing in this matter. That pretty lady likes you.

Li Fa giggled happily. Teacher, then do you like me?

I like it. You are a student of the teacher, of course I like it.

Li Fa increased the force in his hand and Teacher Wu's voice rang out once again. Li Fa did it on purpose. For some reason, he was captivated by Teacher Wu's voice.

Teacher Wu was a student in a big city and was assigned to a junior high school in the town after graduation. At that time, he felt that the women in the city understood a lot, especially the matters between men and women. Before entering junior high, Li Fa had foolishly believed that it was her mother who had dug it up from the ground.

Except this one?

Teacher Wu smiled, while Li Jun raised her head. Teacher Wu's face was slightly flushed as she bit her lips. It was unknown when the buttons on her blouse had opened.

Li Fa hurriedly lowered her head. She did not know why, but even though she liked Wu Zhangkong, she still felt some fear.

She was different from the village chief's fat daughter-in-law.

Who did you learn this massage from? It's really amazing. Mr. Wu turned around and got off the brick bed. He walked around twice. Once again, he couldn't control Li Fa's body. At that time, he was bent over, trying his best to conceal his presence.

What's the matter with you?

My stomach is a bit uncomfortable.

Teacher Wu looked at Li Fa, her gaze slowly moving down my face. At that moment, Li Fa slowly stood up, allowing her to pay with a huge yurt.

Teacher Wu suddenly rushed over and forcefully kissed him. A hot and wet feeling assaulted him.

At that time, Li Fa's head exploded, and she stood there dumbly. She quickly reacted and touched it with both of her hands.

Silly boy, the buttons are at the back.

Li Fa's hand followed Wu Zhangkong's directions and slowly moved backwards. Finally, he found the button. With both hands exerting force, he slowly opened the bag.

The two of them threw themselves onto the bed. As they heard the voice they liked, they forgot about everything. They even forgot about Chun Ni. They only wanted to crazily take over the other party.

Wait a moment.

Li Fa couldn't wait to take off his pants, but Teacher Wu suddenly blocked his hand.

She sat up. There was a large wedding picture on the wall and a portrait of her dead husband on the counter.

I'm sorry, teacher. I'm not ready yet. How about next time?

CHAPTER 3 - CUPPING

The night's wind was chilling. Li Fa pushed open the door and walked out. Teacher Wu followed without a word. Li Fa was very smart and had already guessed Teacher Wu's thoughts. In fact, she was not the one to blame.

Teacher Wu, please go back. I'll be back in a few days.

Teacher Wu stood at the door, watching her back as she reminisced about the feeling of holding her in his arms, and the clumsy and bashful way she had just now, as if she had returned to that wedding night half a year ago. Undeniably, her heart still deeply loved the man she had died on, but she had always been a woman.

Li Fa was lying on the brick bed, and his elder brother was already snoring. Thinking about the fragrance, seductive voice, and plump body of Mr. Wu, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.

The next day, Li You finally sat down at the door after finishing breakfast. Hair, you're back. Don't wander around. Go with your big brother to the fields.

Got it.

Li Fa agreed and followed him out, Big brother, you go first. I have something to do at the Village Head's house.

Three, what's the matter?

Take back our five acres.

Forget it. After so many years, I haven't been able to bring him back. Didn't I come over as well?

That won't do, big brother, go.

Three, as long as you are reasonable, you must not fight with anyone.

Got it.

Li Fa looked at her brother walking away and headed straight for the Village Head's house. The two-story house of the Village Head seemed especially out of place in the village. Li Fa walked over and pushed the iron gate open.

Li Fa took a glance inside. The last time he left, he remembered that the village chief kept a particularly fierce big black dog. That dog was quite big. Li Fa carefully walked inside. She was afraid that that thing would suddenly rush out and bite her.

Village head.

The big black dog didn't come out. Li Fa stood at the door and barked. The door creaked open and the village chief's wife came out. She was wearing a plaid pajamas and looked sleepy.

Seeing Li Fa, the Village Head's wife's face immediately changed. Didn't we agree to this?

Li Fa giggled. The village head's wife was definitely worried that she would tell everyone about the sorghum fields. Auntie, don't worry. Today, we're here to ask the village head for five acres of land from our family.

This child, don't call me auntie, call me sister-in-law, come in.

The Village Head's daughter-in-law laughed after saying that. Li Fa did not think much of it and followed her up to the second floor. Where's the Village Head?

He went to see a doctor in town and only returned in the afternoon. There was still a blanket on the bed, so the village chief's wife simply pushed it and indicated for Li Fa to sit down.

What's wrong with the Village Head?

Men are sick, but not in that aspect.

The village chief's wife let out a sigh as she finished speaking. Her pair of eyes peeked at the crotch of Li Fa's pants.

This disease is not easy to treat. I'll leave the Village Head out for the afternoon.

After saying that, Li Fa stood up and was about to leave, but she was suddenly stopped by the Village Head's wife. Why are you in such a hurry? Let's accompany sister-in-law for a chat. Being alone is boring.

Li Fa stood there and watched as the Village Head's wife started to take out the things, fruits, drinks and even beer. Don't be busy.

Eat, you're welcome. Coming here is the same as coming home. Right, what did you learn in the city?

Chinese medicine, it's like pulling out a jar and massaging. Li Fa had been in the bath center, learning some skills from her master. She said that Chinese medicine was just for the sake of pleasing to the ear.

That's great. Sister-in-law isn't feeling too well these few days. How about you give Sister-in-law a massage?

Maybe another day.

I've been thinking too much. I haven't even grown all my hair. My back feels uncomfortable these days. Since you're already here, just do it for me, sister-in-law.

Alright then.

Li Fa happened to see a few cans of fire of different sizes on the table. These things were very common in the countryside. The village chief's wife immediately took off her pajamas, wore a pair of flowery underpants, and laid on the bed.

This thing is very resilient, but you'll have to hold on.

Come on, sister-in-law likes strong ones. The stronger they are, the more comfortable it is.

Seeing her anxious look, Li Fa took the jars and blew into them before shaking them. This thing worked. There was a lighter beside it, so she casually took out a piece of paper. She walked into the kitchen and dipped it in oil, then lit it and shook it.

Pah pah pah pah, those jars were pressed on the back of the village chief's wife's back. This kind of action had to be repeated who knew how many times a day. He was extremely proficient in it.

Hair, honestly, this thing is really comfortable.

There's something more comfortable.

Hurry up and do it for sister-in-law.

Li Fa looked at the Village Head's Wife's big butt and laughed. She jumped on top of it. The pile of meat from the Village Head's Wife was not for nothing. Sitting on it was indeed very different.

Li Fa moved forward and started to move the can on the back of the Village Head's wife. Normally, one would first feel for some oil on their body, which would be easy and comfortable to walk on. Li Fa purposely left the jar untouched and pulled it down forcefully with both hands.

Ah, ah, ah.

The village chief's wife could no longer bear the pain and began to shout out loud, like a pig being butchered.

Satisfying?

Awesome.

This village chief's wife clearly had the tendency to be abused. The fire canister was constantly moving on her back, and perhaps because she was tired from her shouting, she just laid there without moving, unexpectedly letting out a series of snores.

This was how it felt to walk in a tank. It began to hurt, and the further one went, the more comfortable it felt. The feeling of being relaxed and sweating was similar to the feeling of a man and a woman having sex.

Enough.

Li Fa forcefully patted the Village Head's Wife's round buttocks before jumping off the bed. The Village Chief's daughter-in-law laid on the bed with a face full of satisfaction as she turned her head around.

Just now, he held back that hard thing called sister-in-law. What was that thing?

Gun.

It's scary. Take it out and show it to sister-in-law.

I'm afraid I'll scare you to death. Li Fa put the fire jar back on the table. This village chief's daughter-in-law was obviously a woman with a particularly strong sexual desire.

Nice to meet you too, what kind of bird have you not seen before?

That would require the bird to be willing to drill in.

The village chief's wife was lying on the ground. Li Fa wiped off her sweat and directly went downstairs. Tap, tap. The sound of hurried footsteps came from behind. The village chief's wife put on her pajamas and actually ran down with him.

The village chief's wife quickly tied up the hole in her pajamas.

Li Fa stood in the living room. The door opened and the village chief came in with a gloomy face. He was holding a bottle of Chinese medicine in his hand. He was stunned to see Li Fa.

The village chief's wife rushed over, Why are you back so quickly? I just got here, and said that I have something to talk to you about.

What is it?

The village chief only had a few strands of hair left on his forehead. With one glance, he could tell that he had done much more than that and that he was lacking in energy.

We want our land. Li Fa directly said.

No, division is based on the rules of the village. It can only be divided after the entire village agrees. At that time, it was clearly stated that your family is outsiders and cannot be divided. The Village Chief's voice was not soft, with a single glance, one could tell that he was furious.

What are you shouting for? If you have something to say, just say it. The village chief's wife was obviously speaking to Li Fa. After having been tossed and turned on the stairs, her body had lost most of its heat, making her feel extremely comfortable.

It's useless no matter who comes.

The village chief crossed his legs and took the opportunity to light a cigarette. This fellow was obviously putting on an act. He actually didn't even look at Li Fa.

That land belongs to my family. Even if you don't give it to me today, I still have a way to return tomorrow. At that time, it wouldn't be good for anyone to have a falling out with me. Li Fa steeled her heart. This kind of person thought their family was easy to bully. It used to be that she was a child, but now it was different. After so many years, her mother had slowly brought back the whites of her eyes and the feeling of being wronged as a son.

Sure, I'll have to go out for a few years and gain some skills. If so, I'll report it to the town.

What are you telling me? Child, don't be angry. Listen to Aunty. Your uncle is angry. When we get back, Aunt will advise him that if he should give the land to your family, he definitely can't be missing a single land.

Li Fa became angry, and the village chief's wife hurried over to smooth things over. One, she wanted to have something to do with Li Fa, and two, she was worried that Li Fa would angrily tell everyone about what had happened.

Alright, Aunt, I'll be leaving first. I have a bad waist. I'll let you have a look at it next time. Don't worry, it won't be difficult to treat.

Wait a moment.

When Li Fa stood up and was about to leave, the village chief frowned and asked, What did you say just now? The Village Chief stood up from his chair and asked, Can you cure your waist ailment?

He can, even impotence can be cured, let alone a bad waist. There's an old saying that goes: a man with a bad waist will have green grass growing on his head.

Li Fa purposely said so. At that time, the expression on the Village Head's face suddenly changed.

Fellow, your father came to the village to beg for food, and your grandpa's family wasn't rich either. After all these years, if it wasn't for uncle helping out in the village, many of your children would have starved to death already.

Li Fa smiled and said, Uncle, I appreciate your kindness. I want to return to our five mu of land now.

What are you standing there for? Get some food, I'll drink with the hairdresser.

When the village chief heard that Lee Yanyi was going to cure that disease, his attitude immediately took a 180 degree turn. The village chief's wife walked out after agreeing, but couldn't help winking at Lee Yanyi, probably worried that he would slip up and tell her about what had happened in the sorghum field.

Can it really be cured in that aspect? The Village Chief looked inside and asked in a low voice.

In what way?

Li Fa purposely asked in order to embarrass the village head. The village head coughed and said, It's just that that thing can't get tough, it can't be stuffed in at night, I'm worried.

If I can cure it, it'll be more troublesome. It's the three parts poison, and the last part injury is the kidney. I don't need any medicine to cure it. I can make sure there's a huge hole in the brick bed.

When the Village Chief heard this, he was immediately amused. Little Zhi, take a few more dishes.

The Village Chief opened his wine bottle and said, Hair, have a sip. I'll give you a welcome reception.

The wine in the Village Head's house was definitely good wine. Li Fa could not help but nod her head after taking a sip. She had not expected herself to become a distinguished guest of the Village Head's house.

After a while, the village chief's wife also pulled up a stool and sat on the side. This woman deliberately lowered her clothes, continuously pouring wine for Li's hair. Her feet were not idle either, taking advantage of the two of them raising their cups to rub Li Fa's calves under the table before slowly rising up.

Li Fa almost vomited out a mouthful of wine. This woman's courage was too great.

Village Chief, let's talk about the matter there. Li Fa deliberately moved to the side. If things continued like this, it would really be unbearable. After all, she was at an age where it was easy for her to be impulsive.

Sure, leave it to me. How about treating me?

I'll get it for you in a while.

His master had taught him that there were several acupuncture points on a person's body that could raise their kidney energy. Fire jars were good things, and once the accumulated cold energy in their body was extracted, most of this disease would be cured.

Li Fa took out the fire canister and pressed on the acupuncture points on the Village Head's foot. The Village Head grimaced in pain, and after pressing it, he basically understood what was going on. After selecting the position, pow pow pow, several fire canisters fell on the floor.

Just pull it out in ten minutes. Don't catch a cold during this period of time.

After saying that, Li Fa walked out quickly, followed by the village chief's wife. She walked all the way to the entrance, constantly shouting, Hair, if you have nothing to do, come over here and help my aunt treat her illness.

CHAPTER 4 - A MAN IS A COW

Men were oxen while women were earthlings. If they wanted to open up the land well, not only did they have good stamina, they also had to be able to do it.

When Li Fa came out of the Village Head's house, he found that the Village Head's wife was completely fine.

It's not even noon yet, so my big brother will still be in the ground. When I go back now, my dad will definitely scold me. Li Fa simply walked out of the village.

Li Fa touched his face and felt hot. There was a river in front of the village, and Li Fa used to bathe in the river when she was young. Li Fa thought of going to soak in the water to get rid of the wine.

Li Fa jogged over and looked around. There was no one around so she chose a remote place to take off her pants and jumped in.

Lying in the water, Li Fa closed her eyes. Her head was filled with Chunnie's face, Wu's cry, and the big butt of the Village Head's daughter-in-law. If only she could carry these three items on her body.

There was a burst of women's laughter. Lee Yanyi sat up and looked towards the source of the laughter. There was an old willow tree that had been there for decades. The branches and leaves of the willow tree were hanging down to the water.

Could it be that someone was bathing here, and it was a woman? Borrowing the alcohol, Li Fa sneaked up along the shore and peeked in through the gaps between the willow trees. There really were two women sitting in the water, unceasingly raising the water on her.

The last time he came back, the wife came over with the child in her arms. The child's hand was unworthy, so there was always nothing to grab on to the clothes. At that time, a large part of her breast was inadvertently exposed, which coincidentally happened to be seen by Lee Yanyi. At that time, it was rather awkward.

On the other hand, his wife didn't care and was considered to be the more open-minded type.

Since Feng Zhu had been working outside to earn money, he rarely returned to the village. Li Fa could vaguely feel that this woman was with another man in the village. This was not unusual. A woman and her child had some work to do with men.

Since his own man was not here, he could only ask others for help. Men were always good at doing things, so it was easy for them to get into trouble.

The other was Feng Zhu's sister. Her hair was black and shiny, and she was two years younger than Li Fa. When she was in school, she was always behind him, but she was so thin at the time. She never expected to develop so well after two years of not seeing him.

Li Fa stuck close to the willow branch and peeked inside. She had exerted a bit more strength in her hand. With a ka sound, the tree branch as thick as a finger was broken.

Which bastard? Aren't you afraid of being blinded? "

Li Fa directly came out from the back. Sister-in-law, when you were bathing up there, you heard something below. I thought it was a magpie, but I didn't expect it to be Sister-in-law.

Hair, this mouth is so sweet. When did he come back? If you want to watch, just watch. Why did you hide there? I thought it was some wild man. The wife stood in the water and laughed.

Sister Bolt glanced at Li Fa. She was wearing only her underpants, which had been soaked by the water. That thing was especially obvious inside. Sister Bolt quickly turned her head and could not help but peek in their direction.

Is Bro Bolt home?

Don't mention it. He left for two years and didn't even bring back a letter. Poor widowed mother. The wife sighed, only then did she notice that she was already in her underwear, so she quickly sat back in the water.

Li Fa stood there and giggled, not knowing what to say. He and Li Fa's big brother had a good relationship. When they were young, they often played together, so he called his wife sister-in-law.

Whose cow is it? Quick, dodge.

At this time, someone shouted loudly. Lee Yanyi looked towards the source of the voice and saw a half-grown calf running happily along the shore.

Bao, Little Treasure is still up there.

Li Fa raised his head to look at the shore. Indeed, there was a child squatting there with a stick in his hand. This time, the cow was in bad shape as it charged towards where Xiaobao was squatting at.

Li Fa immediately rushed over and shouted, Little Treasure, quickly dodge!

Little Treasure was only four or five years old. When he heard Li Fa's shout, he stood up and looked towards the direction of the nun and nun with a blank expression. He probably felt that the boy was inconvenient, so he left the child to play in the mud.

Little Treasure.

Behind him came the frightened shouts of his wife, Lee Yanyi rushed over. As Li Yifeng approached, the calf unexpectedly used up all its strength in its hooves and lowered its head to ram into him.

Li Fa let go of the cow when he was young and knew that this thing was not to be trifled with. He knew that this thing was not to be trifled with, but for some reason, the half-grown calf would be angered.

This blow was especially dangerous. If he had been any slower, the consequences would have been unimaginable.

Only then did Li Fa notice that Little Treasure was wearing a red shirt today. Could it be because of this outfit, ah, that's not right. Teacher Wu had clearly said that cows, like many other animals, were color-blind and could not distinguish colors at all?

Li Fa quickly took off Xiaobao's coat and with a shake of his body, the Etiquette was attracted by the red coat and rushed over.

Li Fa wanted to put her clothes over that mad cow's eyes, but she let go of him a little too slowly. She bumped into the cow and got a fierce kick on her stomach when she fell down.

With that kick, Li Jun fell on the ground with a cry of ah. She was lucky as the grilled cow ran away quickly while carrying that piece of clothing.

Little Treasure.

Mother.

I'm so scared.

Sister-in-law, Li Fa seems to have been kicked by Niu.

Li Fa held her stomach as she rolled around on the ground. She thought to herself, The next time I catch her, I'll slaughter her and eat her. If that kick goes down any further, I'll be crippled for life.

Where did you kick? Let sister-in-law see.

Li Fa clutched her stomach, Sister, can you bring your brother's clothes to the shore first?

After Li Fa rolled a few times, the pain gradually disappeared. His wife placed her hands on top of the bed and looked at Li Fa with gratitude. Fellow, thank you so much this time, or Little Treasure would be done for.

N-nothing, sister-in-law.

Let go, let Sister-in-law massage for you.

The wife placed her hand on Li Fa's lower abdomen. It was strange, but as the hand lightly moved on her abdomen, the position where Li Fa was kicked by the cow no longer hurt. Li Fa also accidentally squeezed Li Fa's underpants.

Li Fa's body trembled. At this moment, Liu-Ying, the girl with a pillar, ran over with her clothes in her arms, just in time to see her hand on Li Fa's crotch.

Brother, clothes.

It's okay, it doesn't hurt anymore.

Li Fa sat up, and as her body moved, she still felt waves of stabbing pain on her lower abdomen. Although it was just a layer of skin on the outside, she might have been injured on the inside by a kick from a bull.

After putting on her clothes, Li Fa stood up with difficulty. How about we go to the town's infirmary to take a look? This kind of thing can be very serious.

Sister-in-law, it's alright. Her body is stronger than a cow's. She'll be fine after she goes back to lie down for a while.

Little Treasure, thank you very much.

Thank you, Uncle Fa.

Good boy.

Li Fa walked towards the village entrance. Due to the pain, her walking posture was a bit strange. The wife was supporting her from the side, while the wife followed behind. After hesitating for a moment, she also extended her arm inside.

What's going on?

The Village Head's daughter-in-law just happened to come out and saw Li Fa being supported into the house. She hurriedly ran over with a pained expression.

Aunty, I almost bumped into Little Treasure when I got a grilled chicken just now. Luckily, my hair was still in there, so I ended up getting kicked by the cow.

Aiya, where's the kick?

The wife pointed to that place with wide eyes. You should go to the hospital. It's bad if you stay here at such a young age. There's someone in the hospital. Tell your uncle to drive there.

Aunt, there's really no need for that. It's fine, just go back and rest.

Speak, if you have something to say, just speak up. Don't leave.

En, Li Fa said as she was supported towards the door of her house. The wife looked back and snorted, The sun is rising in the west, how can this woman be so kind? Hair, you have to be careful.

Li Fa felt bitter in her heart. How could she have the heart to think about such things at this time? Entering the courtyard frightened Li Fa's mother.

San-er, what's going on? When Mother heard the sound of voices running out from inside, her face turned pale.

I got kicked by an ox.

Ah, why did you provoke that thing when you had nothing to do?

Aunt, it's not your fault.

Li Fa was helped into the brick bed. She looked at Sans, Sister-in-charge, take your child back. Since San-er said it's fine, it'll be fine.

Well, come back tonight.

Li Fa lay on the hot brick bed for the whole afternoon and blew a few fart sounds. The place where he was kicked off didn't hurt at all.

Big brother Li Fu had just returned from the fields. He should have heard that Li Fa saved Little Treasure and got kicked by an ox. News of this matter had already spread throughout the village.

Three, you did the right thing.

Li Fa left the house. Li You was sitting at the door smoking a pipe. Li Fa smiled. It was not easy to get praise from her father after so many years.

Aunt.

The wife led the child in, holding a cloth bag in her other hand. Aunt, I killed an old hen and stewed it to make up for the hair.

Take it back for Little Treasure to eat.

I left it at home.

Sister-in-law, there's really no need. There's nothing else for you to see.

Li Fa walked over and jumped a few times on the spot. His wife was happy. This soup has already been stewed. It's definitely not appropriate to take it back. Auntie, I put it here for you.

After saying that, the wife walked out with her child. The mother busied herself inside. San-er, help mother send your sister-in-law off.

At the gate, when no one was left or right, his wife suddenly hugged Li Fa.

Li Fa was stunned. Sister-in-law, what are you doing?

The wife murmured, You saved Little Treasure and my family. I, sister-in-law, am grateful to you.

CHAPTER 5 - ACCOMPANYING YOUR BIG BROTHER ON A BLIND DATE

Hu Zi looked curiously at his mother. Li Jun coughed, and only at this moment did his wife recover from her shock.

The wife quickly let go, her face frighteningly red.

She felt grateful that the man had not been by her side the entire time. She was just a woman with her child, and there wasn't even anything she could say about her inner suffering. If something were to happen to her child this time, her life would truly be over.

When she was holding the hair, she thought of the man at home. The last time she came back, he had been hugging her like this, feeling especially safe. If there were no men at home, she would feel uncertain about everything.

Sister-in-law, this is natural. If anything happens at home, just say it.

Hair, you're not leaving this time?

I'm not leaving for now. I'll stay at home for a while. Li Fa smiled and his wife nodded, It's good not to go. Working outside and looking at others' faces, I didn't make much money.

Li Fa saw it in her eyes that this woman was not an easy person. She was alone with her child, so she should go over when she was free and help out with some work.

When they returned from the door, Li Fa went back to tell them about the five mu of land. His mother was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth, and although Li Youcai didn't say anything, he just sat there and chattered, The more land there is, the better the harvest will be, and the better the day will be. Hurry up and arrange a marriage for Eldest Brother.

San-er, accompany your big brother to the town in the afternoon and buy some decent clothes. Li Fa got a basin of water to wash his arms. When he heard his mother's words, he hurriedly used a towel to wipe his arms.

Why are you buying clothes? Li Youcai, who was holding a cigarette in his mouth, could not help but turn his head and ask when he heard the woman speak.

Go and show the boss the girls tomorrow, then wear those tattered clothes? After the woman finished speaking, Li Youcai sat there silently,