My Stunning Female Boss: Volume 1

By Sheng Xiudedouhao

The loli was gentle and easy to push around. The big sis liked to eat young grass; for a wife who liked extramarital affairs, the queen's whip couldn't be lacking!Before I resigned, I was a diaosi employee, and my boss goddess treated me like a dog.After I resigned, I was the world's number one programmer. I stepped on the Wealthy Marshal, accepted goddesses, lolis, celebrities, queens, royal sisters … None of them could escape!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Funstory
• Release date: Nov 8, 2019
• ISBN: 9781647577681

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MASTER

CHAPTER 1 - THE TEMPTATION OF THE GODDESS

Elegant.

She was a beauty.

With her back to me, she stood in front of the printer, her plump upper body resting on it, the curve of her lower body wrapped in the mysteriousness and allure of her tight skirt.

From time to time, it swayed with the movement of my body, emitting a tempting smell, as if it was performing some mysterious summoning, summoning my eyes and my thoughts.

This is our company's most beautiful goddess, and also my boss, Lin Weiwei.

The happiest time of the day was when she came to copy the reconsideration machine next to me, so that all the little movies I have on my computer right now are OL office types.

At this point, I always had a fantasy in my head that something would happen that shouldn't have happened, but I knew that wasn't possible, because I was just a loser.

I shook my head and sat back in my seat. I probably wouldn't be able to sleep with a woman like her for the rest of my life.

Have you heard? Goddess Weiwei was in a field fight with her boss's son in the stairwell today when she was hit by a colleague who went back with a wallet. I heard that both of them started working right next to our company's printer."

The bespectacled Li Siyan was beaming with joy as he told the surrounding Colleagues all the explosive news that had occurred during his lunch break.

The surrounding Technical Department men all gathered around. Just listening to her, they could already imagine the alluring scene, and their saliva almost reached the keyboard, Four-eyed, say it carefully!

I definitely won't believe that Goddess Lin Weiwei would do such a thing. She is a famous ice beauty like us.

Li Siyan must have made it up.

I stood up and angrily looked at him as I shouted, Four-eyed, stop talking nonsense.

, what are you doing! I, I'm straight, I'm listening! "

The Fatty Gao sitting next to me gave me a hard look.

I simply could not bear to see Li Siyan insult my goddess. "Li Siyan, Lin Weiwei is not the kind of person you speak of.

What I said was all true. I saw it with my own eyes. Why did it suddenly turn into nonsense again!

Li Siyan turned his body, looking like a dead pig unafraid of being boiled.

I was just about to argue with him, but after he finished speaking, it was as if he felt like he had ignored me. Guiltily, he sat back down at his station and started tapping on the keyboard again as he faced the computer screen.

You said it's true, then what color do you think Lin Weiwei's underwear is today! I accidentally saw it today. If you can't tell me, then you must be making it up.

When have I ever seen such a thing? I was just spouting nonsense to bomb this guy.

Little Buddha!

Fatty Gao tugged on my arm again, gritting his teeth as he shouted in a low voice, Stop.

I frowned as I looked at Fatty Gao in confusion. It was only then that I realised he had been using his eyes to point behind me.

My heart thumped. When I turned my head, I indeed saw Lin Weiwei staring at me expressionlessly, her delicate, flat brows slightly knitted, and looking at me was as though she was looking at a fly that had just flown out of a washroom.

I... Me."

I want to explain.

Pah!

Suddenly, before I could even say those three words, a burning pain came from my face. I raised my hand to cover my face as I looked at her in shock.

Lin Weiwei glared at me and scolded: Disgusting, scum! I'll tell the HR department about this. After this month, you can get lost.

After saying that, she turned around and left without looking back.

I sat on the chair, stunned. Looking at the unwritten code on the computer screen, my mind was in a mess. I, I clearly wanted to help her, but …. Mom and Dad entrusted people to send me into this big company for internship. I'm about to be expelled before my internship even ends, how am I going to account to them …"

You are always meddling in other people's business, aren't you? Is a goddess something you can still think about?

Fatty Gao knew that I had a crush on Lin Weiwei, and now he came to mock me again. A toad wants to eat swan meat, don't I see that your Administrative Department's Junior Sister doesn't send you breakfast every day? She's also a beautiful girl, why are you so blind?

None of your business.

I wasn't in the mood to chat with him, my cell phone on the table was buzzing like it had been infected by a virus.

It began to shake.

On the screen of his cell phone, there was a name, 'Old Na'.

is sending me WeChat messages.

I went to a distant relative's funeral a few days ago and helped keep watch.

If I was really bored, I would wave my phone's WeChat. This guy added me, and henceforth, he harassed me every day. He would send me Buddhist scriptures every day whenever he had nothing to do, but it was useless even if he sent me a few messages.

I was in a bad mood, so I picked up my phone and started cursing. Are you retarded? You are an old monk, and I am not a poor nun, why are you harassing me every day!"

Sir, why aren't you playing your cards the same way? Don't you usually send me seeds?

…

I had nothing to say, so I felt both angry and amused at the same time. I simply sent him all of my cloud discs. Take them all. Hurry up and bring me down.

Benefactor, thank you. I have already bound your Cloud Disc to the Ministry of Public Security's internal system. As long as you open the unsuitable content here, it will also be displayed synchronously on every computer in the Public Security's internal system. When I think of it, they will definitely think of a way to catch you.

F * ck, you're trying to trick me again, I knew you were in the same business as me. Tell me, which company do you belong to?

I have a red packet for you as compensation, but this purse is not money. It is the latest research program language that this old monk has done, it can greatly reduce the physical memory of the programs written by the traditional program language!

As he said that, that guy actually sent me a red packet.

Send a red packet saying that you created a new program language? Why don't you go and make up a textbook? Damn, after all that, he's still a lunatic."

I looked at my chat with him and thought I was as crazy as he was. Shaking my head, I didn't even reach for the red packet, but simply tossed the phone on the table.

Bam!

Suddenly, a loud sound came from the company.

I was so shocked that I almost jumped up from my chair. I thought that my phone had exploded. After two to three seconds of reaction, everyone, including me, followed the sound and headed towards the boss' office.

An older man with a serious expression slammed the door and walked out. He directly turned around and walked into the conference room next to the office, with my boss, Zhang Dahai, and his son, Zhang Da, following behind him.

Zhang Dahai, who was used to flaunting his power in the company, was now following the old man with his head lowered, acting like a servant. When the old man entered the meeting room, he paused for a moment, raised his hand, and pointed at Lin Weiwei who was seated on the side: Look at what you've done! How much manpower and money did this game waste on the company? The promotions had already gone out and the market price was three million. In the end, the game had so much memory that even phones with 4 gigabytes of memory wouldn't be able to run! Isn't this playing?! You can explain it to the higher-ups yourself, but if you can't, then don't do it!

Lin Weiwei stood there with a deathly pale face, but his face faintly revealed traces of dissatisfaction, as if there was something else hidden within.

Technical Department, Development Department, come in!

Zhang Dahai shouted coldly as he turned around and followed his son Zhang Da in.

F * ck, what's going on? Why's the commotion so big? To criticize Lin Weiwei in front of so many people. "

I have been looking at Lin Weiwei, and now everyone seems to be looking at her, pointing and discussing.

Hey, don't you understand?

The Fatty Gao secretly whispered into my ear: "Last night, I was having dinner with Zhang Dahai's driver, then it was my aunt's son, and we have only been here for two months, so we don't know how deep the water in the company is. I heard that before we made this tour, it was Lin Weiwei who led the company to do it, and before she finished it, Zhang Da and Zhang Da reported it to the company as their achievement.

Damn, how can there be such a shameless person?

I had a look of disbelief, my heart even more vicious than what I said. Did this Zhang Dahai eat sh * t and grow up?

To do such a thing.

Keep your voice down.

The Fatty Gao looked around anxiously, poking me with his eyes, before lowering his voice a few times, The shameless ones are still not here yet. Lin Weiwei had said at the time, that it is not suitable for this game to be designated as the Seventh Anniversary of the company by the main company because physical memory is already very large and the front end of the language system is very basic. In this kind of closed program environment, the company's temporary celebration system and large-scale activities will increase by almost twofold.

That's for sure. All the game makers know about it.

Isn't that common knowledge for us programmers?

Isn't it?

The Fatty Gao's eyebrows twitched, and said with a playful expression: "But Zhang Dahai doesn't know much about procedures, he was born into marketing. He thought that Lin Weiwei was just trying to scare him and wanted to steal a contribution from him, so he did not take this seriously, and only thought that it would be fine if he just find some technical personnel to optimize it.

Speaking of which, this fatty shook his head with a face full of regret: Originally, it was a good thing, but Zhang Dahai rushed to do it, now that the good thing has turned into a bad thing, Zhang Dahai is sure to push all the blame onto Lin Weiwei. That's why I said don't be afraid, Lin Weiwei will probably leave earlier than you, go, let's go for a meeting! There's plenty of fun to watch.

CHAPTER 2 - YOU ARE A MAN WITH A WIFE

Although the company was the number one game company in the China, Kudzu, it was located at the branch office of the Ximing City. In the conference room, there was a long oval table for ten people each sitting on the left or right, all for the leaders of the various departments and the old technology. The rest of the employees could only hold chairs and sit on the two sides of the conference room.

Fatty and I could only stand by the door like doormen, but in the current atmosphere that was heavier than being on the grave, I guessed that everyone sitting at the conference table was rather envious of me standing by the door.

Attention all, this is the senior vice president, Radix Polygoni Multiflori. Zhang Dahai pointed to the old man seated in the seat of honor with a respectful face: Everyone, please give me your welcome.

There was scattered applause in the dreary meeting room.

Pah! The Radix Polygoni Multiflori did not seem to mind, as he raised his hand and slammed the table, causing the applause to stop. The applause even stopped for a moment as he scanned his surroundings with his sharp eyes, and said coldly: "Don't make this useless for me, each of you is a person who only knows how to eat, do you only know how to clap? If you only know how to clap, and the company spends so much money to raise you all a month, you might as well raise a bunch of pigs! Who could say what was going on? Even a computer might not be able to move such a big game. How do you want your cellphone users to play it? The proposal clearly stated that the target was a young user!

Our spokesperson and promotional level are all based on young people. Do you think young people would use such high-end mobile phones?! Now, how many phones could have this kind of performance?! Since you dare to do it, you must have an optimized plan? Speak! "

"Radix Polygoni Multiflori, don't be angry. This game was created by our chief engineer, Manager Lin Weiwei. Since she created this game, reported it to the company and submitted it to me for delivery to the headquarters, then there must be an optimization plan. Although his words seemed like an explanation, she placed all the blame on Lin Weiwei.

As soon as he finished speaking, he turned to look at Lin Weiwei, whose face was filled with seriousness, and spoke with a heavy voice: Forest Manager, why don't you say for yourself. If you don't optimize well, how will you pay for the company's losses?

Hearing that, Lin Weiwei's face turned white, she was startled, she stood up after a long while and bit her teeth: This game was indeed developed by me, but the later stages are no longer something I can take over, and even the company's anniversary activities were not added by me, I think I should not be the one to do the optimization.

It looks like Lin Weiwei isn't a fool. She knows that she would be done for if she were to carry this blame, I thought.

Forest Manager is the most gaming engineer here, so of course you will be the one to optimize it. Why don't we all put our hands together and agree with the one who is responsible for the optimization of the work in the Forest Manager. Zhang Da hurriedly suggested.

Yes, Radix Polygoni Multiflori, do you want us to vote internally? If we decide who should be in charge of the optimization, then everyone will vote for the fairness of it, which is also recognized by the company as being the strongest. Zhang Dahai continued with his son's words and asked.

What do they mean? I frowned as I asked in confusion.

Fatty Gao snorted from the side and said, What meaning is there to look for a scapegoat? Do you think the Radix Polygoni Multiflori is that stupid to sit in that position? He definitely knows that this is something that couldn't be optimized even if the deities came, but he can't admit this, otherwise, it would be his responsibility to supervise it. Therefore, he had to find someone to undertake the task of optimizing the company and report the failure, and the person in charge of optimizing the company would be the scapegoat, Zhang Dahai was helping himself and the Radix Polygoni Multiflori to find a scapegoat.

Why is it Lin Weiwei? When I heard it, I couldn't accept it. This was clearly the result of Zhang Dahai taking credit for himself.

Put away your Bodhisattva Heart, everyone knows that Lin Weiwei developed this game. When Lin Weiwei and Zhang Dahai said that this game was impossible to be optimized, they didn't have any evidence. And didn't Zhang Da always chase after Lin Weiwei? He probably can't catch up and wants revenge. Fatty Gao rolled his eyes at me as he said this. He probably bought all four of his eyes, which is why he made them up. You're the one who's silly, you're the real one."

Sure enough, Radix Polygoni Multiflori looked at Lin Weiwei and nodded: Then let's vote.

Hearing that, Zhang Dahai heaved a sigh of relief, and said indifferently: I disagree, Forest Manager is in charge of this game's optimization mission, so please raise your hands.

Who the f * * k dares to pick a fight, aren't you causing trouble for yourself? Offending the Zhang father and son and also f * cking offending the Radix Polygoni Multiflori, do you still want to stay in this company anymore? Fatty Gao shook his head and whispered: You only raised your hand because you were stupid, don't you think so, Little Buddha?"

Ah? Oh. I replied carelessly, because I didn't hear what the fatty was saying at all, because I had been looking at Lin Weiwei. At this moment, she was biting her lips tightly, and her gaze was sizing up the meeting room. No one, whether it was her close colleagues or her subordinates, who usually curried favor with her, raised their hands for her.

Even those male colleagues who had been chasing or were chasing her, directly lowered their heads and did not dare raise it when Lin Weiwei was looking at them, pretending that they did not see anything.

After sweeping his gaze through everything, Lin Weiwei's face revealed a trace of loneliness.

I saw everything, so I gulped. After hesitating for a few seconds, I finally raised my hand and shouted, I don't agree!

Hua!

Which Technical Department is this from or is it from? Where did this idiot come from!

This is a hothead, right? An intern? He's already standing at the door. If he doesn't agree with it, it's useless. He's not offending people for nothing. "

In an instant, the whole meeting room exploded because of my words, and Lin Weiwei followed everyone's gaze and looked at me. Seeing me, she was stunned, her eyes were filled with helplessness, and a bitter smile suddenly appeared on her face, as though I was the only one who was willing to stand up for her, the disgusting rogue like her, making her sad.

I still couldn't look her straight in the eye, so I looked down and tried to pretend I was talking to the fat man to ease the awkwardness, but out of the corner of my eye, I saw that even the fat man was two or three meters away from me, dodging me like a plague.

Zhang Dahai looked at me with a profound gaze and said: If only you alone disagree, and everyone agrees, then we will call it Forest Manager. Since you do not believe in Forest Manager's strength, then you will do the optimization of this game together with him and give you three days time to come up with the optimization plan. Otherwise, you will all be responsible for the company's losses!

Then I'll come back in three days. The Radix Polygoni Multiflori coldly spat out a sentence. He stood up and directly walked out of the meeting room, and Zhang Dahai immediately followed him out; everyone in the meeting room doesn't care who it is, they didn't even look at me once I went out of the door as if I was infected by a plague. Especially that Zhang Da who intentionally stopped in front of me when he was about to exit the room, coldly snorted, and said: You're asking for trouble.

Very quickly, only Lin Weiwei and I were left in the meeting room. I raised my head to look at Lin Weiwei's back, and my gaze unwittingly followed down along her white shirt, and looked at her professional panties and skirt, and remembered the vivid description given by the four eyes. The more I thought about it, the hotter my cheeks became.

Hey, you! Lin Weiwei suddenly called out, as though calling me, because she did not call out my name, she should not even know what my name is, right?

I turned around and looked at Lin Weiwei from ten meters away as I stammered, You're … calling me?

Lin Weiwei walked towards me and when she stood in front of me, a sweet fragrance assaulted my nostrils. This was the second time we stood so close to each other today, so I looked at her slightly curled hair, her silky white skin and exquisite facial features and immediately sank into her body.

I, if I look at it like this, I'll be treated as a hooligan! I warned myself in my heart before hurriedly turning my head to the side. My nervous breathing was a little unnatural.

Suddenly, she raised her hand again, and I unconsciously took a step back and used my hand to protect my face. Lin Weiwei was startled, she had only planned to place the hair that fell from her face behind her ears, she laughed, then put her hand down, and looked at me: Why are you helping me? Is it to keep me from telling Human Resources about you spying on your female colleagues?

I didn't look at your underwear. I subconsciously looked up at her and said.

Lin Weiwei was startled, and her white face immediately flushed red. I also immediately realized that I had said something wrong and hastily explained, I, I am not a hooligan, I was actually slandering you with my four eyes today. I was worried that I had purposely fabricated that matter to expose four eyes, because I knew that what he said was definitely false. No matter what color I say, I can stab him.

So that's why I did hear some gossip today. Lin Weiwei's wrinkled brows relaxed, and the blush on her face finally subsided a little. She looked at me and said, Thank you for helping me argue with my colleague, and even raised her hand for me at the meeting just now.

I smiled at the goddess and scratched the back of my head. Looking at her beautiful face, I wanted to chat with her for a while longer. I hastily found a topic to talk about. This method to optimize my memory …

Not to mention three days, I wouldn't even be able to do it within three years. But don't worry, I won't let you compensate me. I will choose to leave my position on my own accord three days later, and wait for the court's verdict on the compensation. Lin Weiwei smiled at me: Thank you, I have implicated you, and just now I gave you a slap. This is my name card and my cell phone number is on it. If there's a chance, I'll treat you to a meal and apologize to you.

Lin Weiwei then gave her name card to me.

Oh, no, I have quite a few in my drawer. I said subconsciously, but as soon as I said it, I realized that I had leaked my mouth, and looked at Lin Weiwei embarrassedly. Fortunately, she didn't blame me. She smiled like a teacher discovering a child's trick. She shook her head and said, Alright then. Goodbye. She headed for the door.

I looked at Lin Weiwei's back, and a smile bloomed in my heart. Today, I finally spoke to the goddess! Too, too good! I, I wish I could help the goddess solve this problem. Hey, by the way, didn't that crazy guy say that he invented a new set of program language that could greatly reduce her memory consumption? What if that lunatic isn't teasing me with my phone, but my phone?!"

There was a glimmer of hope that I would try it. I patted my pockets with both hands before I remembered that I had left my cell phone on the table.

Hey, stop!

Just as I was about to rush out of the meeting room, a petite figure suddenly popped out from the side. Liu Qing, my junior sister from the same university, is working part-time in the Administrative Department here. The little girl is a little over 1.6 metres tall, and doesn't like to look like a little white rabbit while wearing heels every day.

What are you doing? I was stunned for a moment before I asked her.

Little Buddha, you and Lin Weiwei stayed in the meeting room for so long, what are you chatting about! Liu Qing opened his eyes wide, looking at me from top to bottom like a criminal, his eyes were as alert as a small radar.

None of your business. I rolled my eyes at her. Taking the chance when she wasn't paying attention, I bent down and crawled under her arm. She quickly followed behind me as I ran towards Technical Department.

Hmph, it must be something shameful. When I looked at you, you were still smiling, laughing so hard that your teeth were about to fall off. You know, you're the one with a wife. Liu Qing chased after my butt and shouted.

I was startled for a moment, then turned my head to look at Liu Qing with a different expression: I have a wife? How come I don't know about this?

Hearing that, Liu Qing laughed as she straightened her body, which was not even close to my chin. With a face full of pride, she pointed at her nose and said: Me, me! Little Buddha, you can't go back on your word, you promised to marry me the day you graduated from the royal ball, I, I even sent you home, and helped you shower!

I raised my hand to cover my forehead, and looked at Liu Qing awkwardly: "Aunt, I'm so drunk. Can you not talk about this matter anymore? I, Jiang Xiaofo, am a diaosi. I don't have money, I don't have a house, I don't have a car.

Hehe, thank you Little Buddha for praising me ~ Liu Qing looked at me shyly.

Fine, since I've said so much, she'll just listen to me praising her. Heavens, hurry up and help me accept this sticky little demoness.

CHAPTER 3 - THE EMBRACE OF THE GODDESS

I had spent nine years and two tigers' worth of strength to still be unable to chase Liu Qing away, but in the end, I could only honestly explain my conversation with Lin Weiwei. She didn't expect that when she heard that, she would even extend both of her hands to grab onto my hands, excitedly laughing: Aiya, Little Brother Buddha! Are you finally going to be expelled?

No? Why do I hear a hint of joy from your tone? " I was stunned for a moment before I looked at the little girl with a depressed expression.

Hmph, so you won't have to worry about him, Lin Weiwei. I, I can't compare to her in any way. Liu Qing's face was filled with dissatisfaction. I meaningfully swept a glance at her chest before sitting down in my seat. As I picked up my phone, I whispered, It's not comparable to anything else.

Me! You!" Liu Qing pointed at me, then lowered her head to look at her chest. She stomped her feet in frustration, then angrily turned and left.

I looked at her back and shook my head. I immediately opened my phone and opened WeChat. I found my chat with that monk and clicked on the red packet he sent over.

Holy sh * t! The moment I opened the red packet, it immediately disappeared without any page prompts. Soon after, a modified version of the program language appeared in my mind! Just by looking at it, I can't help but shout out. Using this language to code a command which originally required 10 characters to describe it, it can now be completed with a single character!

That is to say, the original 4G memory, I can use this language to simplify to 409 megabytes, 10 times reduced, even the most diaosi 1G memory cell phone can run!

I, as long as I do it, I will definitely make everyone look at me in a new light, and I will definitely let Lin Weiwei pass through this matter peacefully!

The more I thought about it, the more excited I became. Looking at that old monk 's portrait, I thought to myself, so this guy isn't crazy. He really is the Great God. How did this program language get sent to my brain? He … He can't be a ghost, right? The more I thought about it, the weirder it felt. I hurriedly put the phone back on the hook and thought, I don't care if he's a human or a ghost. Let's get over this first. I'm going to use this language program to optimize the game. "

In less than three hours, I had already finished reprogramming the entire game at lightning speed. When I opened the game's properties and saw the eye-catching 409M written on the column of memory, I suddenly jumped up as if I had won a lottery, and couldn't help but shout out: Success!

I looked up and saw my colleagues, who were getting ready to get off work, looking at me with astonished gazes; I couldn't be bothered to respond to their gazes, I impatiently pulled out the USB drive on the computer and ran towards Lin Weiwei.

Lin Weiwei was staring at computer screen with a blank look, her eyebrows were tightly knitted. I looked at her computer and saw that it was still running a game with 4G of memory, it was obvious that she did not find an optimization solution for the entire afternoon.

Lin, Lin Weiwei. I walked over to her workstation and whispered her name. Lin Weiwei was obviously stunned for a moment, because like me, no one had been looking for her all afternoon. She looked up at me in astonishment, realizing that it was I who dispelled the doubt on her face. But very quickly, her gaze returned to the computer screen. Colleagues is already getting ready to get off work, you should leave earlier too. "

I've found an optimization solution! I looked at Lin Weiwei and shouted, unable to suppress the excitement in my heart!

Lin Weiwei was stunned, she looked up at me for a few seconds, but she did not seem to be interested in my plan at all, she shook her head and laughed bitterly: I know you want to help me, but even I could not come up with a solution, how could you, a newly graduated intern, think of it? I must have made a mistake. Alright, I'm really tired, so you don't need to worry about this matter anymore."

I, I really found an optimization solution! Seeing that Lin Weiwei didn't believe me, she anxiously picked up the USB from her hands and inserted it into the computer. Lin Weiwei immediately became anxious, she immediately stood up and frowned as she looked at me with dissatisfaction and said, You, what exactly do you want? I already told you, don't …

Right at this moment, Lin Weiwei glanced at her own computer screen from the corner of her eyes, and her harsh criticism towards me came to a sudden halt. She stood there in a daze, her expression stiff as if she had seen something inconceivable. She quickly picked up the mouse and opened up the entire program. After searching for a while, her face gradually revealed an expression of joy as she shouted, You! How did you do that?! Damn it, how did you do it! 400M, optimized ten times and still able to run perfectly! AHH!"

Lin Weiwei's face turned ashen in a second, in that second she was as excited as if she got the first prize. After checking for a while, she shook off her mouse, and directly hugged me, who was standing beside her. She continuously moved her legs up and down, jumping like a cute little girl.

It was so sweet and soft. For a moment, I felt like I was dreaming. I had never thought that one day I would be so close to a goddess. I couldn't help but laugh.

How did you do it?

I, I was just randomly thinking and suddenly found a way. I made up a reason for that

Lin Weiwei released me, and looked at the game program on my USB drive a few times, as if it was being checked. Only then did she relax, pulled out the USB drive and looked at me: I'm going to look for the leader right now! You should get off work. Come tomorrow morning to receive the award with me. This, this is too unbelievable."

The goddess looked at me with a glimmer in her eyes. Just as she was about to enter the Leader's office, she suddenly turned around and smiled at me. I haven't asked you yet. What's your name?

Ah, me? Jiang, Jiang Xiaofo.

Jiang Jiang Xiaofo? Lin Weiwei smiled at me.

No, no, no, it's Jiang Xiaofo. I'm too nervous. I raised my hand to scratch the back of my head. At this moment, the Goddess's smile was even wider. She waved the USB in her hand. I'll settle this matter first. See you tomorrow!

Alright, alright. See you tomorrow. I replied to the goddess and pretended to be generous as I turned around the corner to enter the stairwell. I crazily danced with my body, Hahaha, the goddess is hugging me! Goddess even asked for my name, and Goddess even told me to meet her tomorrow! I want to go home and take a bath. Tomorrow, I will face my goddess Weiwei in the most dashing manner! After work!"

In the evening, I returned home. I took my cell phone's WeChat and sent a WeChat to Old Na: Big Brother, are you there? The monk ignored me for a long time. I was bored to death, so I opened my Wechat Moment and swiped it. I wanted to see who was acting recently so that I could study it.

However, the moment I opened WeChat Moments, I was completely stunned. With a 'shua' sound, I leaped up from the bed.

In the WeChat Moments, not a single familiar friend was left. Instead, all that was left were dark and clean avatars. WeChat names such as Hanged Ghost, Hungry Ghost, Water Ghost … Wait a minute, the content is even more creepy.

Water Ghost: Hey, the chick that passed by on the bridge today was wearing jumpsuit, did she even have this little bit of trust between a person and a ghost?

The starving ghost: Qiao Busi released the iPhone 11. I want to buy it again, but I have to eat a lot every day. It's so sad not to eat it.

Hanged Ghost: Is this rope suitable for me? LV."

I was so shocked that I broke out in a cold sweat. The more I searched, the more panicked I became. Suddenly, my phone started buzzing. The monk sent me a message on his WeChat:

What? Scared of me? I just helped you. I'm such a ghost.

B-big brother, y-you're really a ghost? I asked, swallowing hard.

How about I send you a photo? Also, don't call me big brother. This old monk is from the same clan as you, so call me Grandmaster."

No, no, no, just the picture, forget it, master. You, why did you help me? I, what happened to my WeChat? Maybe it's because I can't see him on WeChat, but I feel a little cold but I'm not too scared. Maybe it's because this monk helped me.

Didn't you say I'm crazy? Now you believe everything I say?

Aiyo, Master, I am just joking! I believe you now, that red packet of yours is too godly. I hastily replied, Master, you still haven't answered my question.

Because of some special reason, your phone somehow got connected to our phone. Thus, I can only chat with you alone. When you take the initiative to look for me, you'll be in contact with me, so your circle of friends changed.

So that's how it is. Hehe, Master, I really have to thank you for this afternoon's matter.

Ai, you don't have to thank me. The program language I gave you actually has a loophole, its automatic networking program, the sovnart file cannot be simplified, so it will cause the system to automatically recover after 15 minutes and its memory will return to the original point.

F * ck, aren't you trying to trick me! I was stunned.

Don't be in such a hurry, didn't I just help you think of a solution? You just need to install a plug-in to block this file from being online. If you want this plug-in, you have to promise me one thing. The master said slowly.

I understand now that he is definitely holding back on purpose in order to make a deal with me. In this situation, not to mention one thing, I would agree to a hundred things even if I had to promise him. As I thought about it, I replied with a depressed look on my face, What is it?

Bring me some paper money, the more the better. This old monk is almost out of money.

Damn, I thought it would be a small matter. I'll buy it for you tomorrow!

The girl from Old Min's Burial Shop in the northern part of the city was not bad. If you can buy one for me, it would be the best. I'm not a dirty person, I want a girl to learn Buddhism from me.

… I believe it.

The next morning, I rushed to the office and hit a card a minute before going to work.

Colleagues, who was respectfully keeping a distance from me yesterday afternoon, would greet me with a smile today. Even the beautiful ladies at the front desk, who normally wouldn't even look at me, would look at me flirtatiously today.

Little Buddha, why are you still here! Go to the meeting room quickly, everyone is waiting to celebrate for you, Radix Polygoni Multiflori has arrived early today, and brought everyone to the meeting room, you brat, you are too secretive! Fatty Gao walked over, put his arm around my shoulders and said with a smile, as if nothing happened yesterday afternoon.

CHAPTER 4 - HEHE, YOU'RE MESSING WITH ME?

I pushed the Fatty Gao away, I thought this brat was a friend that I could make, but who would have thought that at this crucial moment, he would be no different from other people. Now that I have done a great deed and am about to achieve great things, he would be the first to run over and continue calling me brother, how can I f * * king be friends with such a person?

Fatty Gao was obviously stunned for a moment, looking left and right, he knew that he was no longer in a good position. Lowering his head, he quickly left, leaving behind a sentence as he said coldly: "What are you proud of?

Big Touch is the name given to the Great God in the IT industry.

He obviously said this to me. Since I wasn't going to be my friend, I didn't care and walked alone to the meeting room; just as I passed the company's teahouse, a man came out of it, grabbed my arm, and drilled in without a word. Before I could see who it was, he slammed the door shut.

Who? Who the f * * k is it! " I used my strength to shake the hand of the person grabbing onto my arm, and when I focused my eyes, it was actually the owner's son, Zhang Da. Although I had not liked this brat for a long time, he was still the boss's son, and if he wanted to say something, I would not have a good time at the company, so I could only accept the displeasure in my heart.

Are you f * cking unhappy? Zhang Da slapped my head.

What are you doing! Although I, Jiang Xiaofo, am just a lowly intern in the company, it doesn't mean that anyone can beat me up like this. Furthermore, I don't like this kind of retard, who dares to make a move on the goddess every day, gifting flowers and diamonds, I can see this clearly.

He pointed his chin at me and said, To make a long story short, you gave the company the optimized version of the game and I did it. I'll give you twenty thousand dollars, which is ten times your current salary.

I was stunned when I heard that this grandson wanted to use money to buy my contribution. Twenty thousand yuan? I made this for the goddess, why should I give it to you?

No. I shook my head and turned to leave the room.

Zhang Da grabbed onto me, using more and more strength, he said with a face full of anger: "Did I hear wrong? Do you think I can't do anything if you don't agree? Let me tell you, the owner of this branch is my dad.

Sorry, I don't drink alcohol. I only drink cola. I rolled my eyes at him and slapped his paw away before I walked out of the teahouse.

I walked into the meeting room, and discovered that it was already filled with people. Goddess Lin Weiwei stood up, and smiled as she waved at me: Little Buddha, over here!

I saw that the goddess had left a spot for me at the conference table, right next to the goddess! Without even thinking about it, I shamelessly sat down. Along the way, I received envious gazes from countless of my male colleagues, and not long after I sat down, Zhang Da followed in from outside, expressionlessly sitting beside his father as though nothing had happened.

Little Buddha, why are you so late? Lin Weiwei smiled and said to me. Until now, I still did not dare to look straight into the goddess's eyes, and hurriedly turned my head to the side. Goddess, the goddess's smile is really beautiful, thinking about how I couldn't help but steal a glance at Lin Weiwei's smiling face.

Alright, everyone is here. The reason Radix Polygoni Multiflori came here so early in the morning was because he was busy with official business, so he wanted to give everyone a short meeting before going to work. Zhang Dahai started to speak imposingly, he and Radix Polygoni Multiflori were all smiling, he no longer had the look of someone who was worried during the meeting yesterday afternoon, Yesterday, the problems that we discussed were quickly solved with the help of our colleagues at the company, and we ensured that the rookies in the company would get on the platform normally, as well as the annual celebration event normally. Radix Polygoni Multiflori also saw the test, and was very satisfied.

I looked at the computer in front of Radix Polygoni Multiflori following Zhang Dahai's words. His notebook did indeed have the USB drive that I gave to Lin Weiwei yesterday, but that program would only take 15 minutes to run and restore the original large amount of memory.

The company's Radix Polygoni Multiflori deliberately took the time to commend the two people who have contributed so much to this game, Lin Weiwei and Zhang Da! Zhang Dahai's words stunned me. What, what the hell is he doing? What the f * * k does this have to do with Zhang Da? I subconsciously looked at Lin Weiwei, and she had a puzzled expression as well.

However, Lin Weiwei immediately stood up from her seat and spoke out for me: What does this have to do with Zhang Da? After the game had been optimized, the USB was given to me by Jiang Xiaofo!

What the hell is going on? The Radix Polygoni Multiflori heard and frowned, while Zhang Dahai sat beside him, he seemed to be already prepared, and slowly said: That's right, this USB was given to you by Jiang Xiaofo, but he stole it from Zhang Da's office, I have already investigated this matter clearly, and his good friend Gao Song can testify.

I can testify that Little Buddha flaunted this matter to me last night. I felt that being honest is the most important, so I decided to stand up and identify him.

Behind me, Gao Song's determined voice sounded out, along with the discussions of the others.

So Jiang Xiaofo is such a person, I really couldn't tell!

Sigh, I was just trying to pick up a girl. Now that's good, I've been exposed! Lin Weiwei definitely would not believe him.

Hehe, you're messing with me? Fatty Gao, Zhang Da, Zhang Dahai, the three of you are working together to harm me!? Alright, since there are loopholes in this optimization plan, after fifteen minutes, it's best if you guys don't f * cking come and beg me. I won't bear with this grievance, not to mention in front of the goddess.

Hehe! Alright! I smirked and slammed my hand on the table before standing up. What's the point of staying in a company like this!? The black and white will be up to your mouths, the good things will be yours, the black pot will be ours. I won't play with you guys anymore! Isn't it just to get rid of me? I'll just leave. "

After saying that, I kicked away the chair, turned around, and left without saying anything else.

Wait! Lin Weiwei suddenly called out to stop me. She took a step forward and walked out of the chair with me, and looked at me resolutely. "I'll go with you.

I smiled, nodded my head, and left the meeting room with the goddess. I could even feel Zhang Da's fiery gaze on me, but so what?

Why did you choose to believe me? Lin Weiwei and I headed towards the main building together. I was still very surprised that the goddess would not hesitate to trust me.

Lin Weiwei laughed, and then used her hand to stroke her hair, I have already misunderstood you once, I do not wish to misunderstand you twice. Furthermore, I am very clear about what Zhang Da is capable of, even if I believe that it was a pig that did it, I would not believe it was him.

The goddess really knows how to joke around, and she even scolded me for no reason, making me feel a bit awkward as I stood there, not knowing how to reply. Lin Weiwei finally came back to her senses, and laughed until his branches were quivering, "Look at my mouth, don't take it to heart, we can't stay in this company anymore. I have a classmate who is the CEO of the 'Away Cat' game company, and he also wants me to go there.

Who said we can't stay in this company? Do you believe that in five minutes, they will come and beg us to return like our grandchildren? I smiled as I looked at Lin Weiwei and said. Fifteen minutes, if you counted the time I had left before I had arrived, there were probably only five or six minutes left.

Lin Weiwei shook her head in disbelief. Her two hands were in the pockets of her tight little suit as she looked at me and said, Little Buddha, are you alright? How can we talk nonsense? We resigned ourselves on our own, and gave all our credit to Zhang Da. They can't wait for us to never return.

Hehe? I was just about to tell Lin Weiwei everything, but then I thought that this might be a good opportunity for me and my goddess to develop further, so I gathered my courage and said: Lin Weiwei, then, how about we make a bet? If I'm wrong, then I'll lose. I'm willing to do anything for you. If you lose …"

Lin Weiwei has never been a stingy woman. She smiled generously while looking at me and said: Alright, if you lose, then I'm also willing to do anything for you.

Really? Hearing that, my brain cells immediately became active, but I felt that Lin Weiwei did not take it seriously at all. She smiled and nodded: Seriously. Alright, you've lost. I need you to help me buy breakfast. I haven't even eaten breakfast yet, I want to eat …"

Forest Manager! Jiang, Jiang Xiaofo, wait, wait! Just then, behind Lin Weiwei and I, someone actually started shouting for us. Lin Weiwei was stunned halfway through her words, and stopped in mid air, her eyes wide open as she looked at me in disbelief.

We turned our heads at the same time and saw Zhang Dahai leading his son, Zhang Da, as well as a group of employees and leaders of the companies in chasing after them.

Looking at the scene in front of her, the expression of astonishment on Lin Weiwei's face became even deeper, she looked at me as though she was looking at an alien, I think she must be feeling suspicious right now right? Haha, what should I do with the goddess?

Forest Manager, Jiang, Jiang Xiaofo. Zhang Dahai ran in front of me as he gasped for breath, he had an embarrassed look on his face as he forced himself to smile and said in front of everyone: Don't go, don't go, please, please come back with me to the company, the game is broken again, Radix Polygoni Multiflori has to ask me to bring the two of you back no matter what.

Hehe, those surnamed Ju must have found out something wrong with it, right? You two can't solve the cliff, so you came to plead with me because you were exposed, right? I shook my head and replied indifferently, Who do you think you are? If you want me to go back, I will have to go back with you?

Jiang Xiaofo, don't go overboard! Zhang Da pointed angrily at me and scolded, How can you talk to my father like that? He's your leader!

I have already resigned, wasn't this game optimized by you? If you have any problems, then go and solve them. Why are you looking for Weiwei and me again?" I raised my head and spoke coldly with an expressionless face. Understanding the situation, big brother, who is begging who now? Hehe, you're messing with me? [I will show you what it means to refuse a toast and drink a forfeit!]

CHAPTER 5 - ONE DAY, I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET IT!

Shut up! Zhang Dahai reprimanded Zhang Da, his eyes filled with dissatisfaction. He sighed and turned to look at me. He braced himself and said, Mr. Jiang, there must be a misunderstanding here! My son was also bewitched by Gao Song, which was why he made such a mistake. Just now, Radix Polygoni Multiflori had already scolded me as a dog that was drenched in blood, and we already reported the news of our optimization success to headquarters, if Mr. Jiang did not help us, then this, this, this Radix Polygoni Multiflori, my company, and I will all be in for it!

Those who had previously mocked me, I swept my eyes over them, but they could only lower their heads and not speak!

Did the memory go back to four gigabytes? I asked.

Right, right. Zhang Dahai said those three words consecutively, and his brain nodded as fast as a pile driver: Can, can it be solved?

Sure, I only need five minutes to solve the problem. I reached out to grab onto Zhang Dahai's arm and said smilingly, "Then we'll have to see how you do it. If I'm happy, then I'll help you.

Pfft. Lin Weiwei who was beside me suddenly burst out into laughter. I was stunned for a moment, and thought to myself, Is she acting too shamelessly in front of the goddess? Just as I was hesitating about whether I should be more reserved, Lin Weiwei started talking again.

Little Buddha, you have to be careful not to take action too easily. Why don't you ask for a deposit of several hundred thousand just for insurance? Hey, there seems to be an apartment in the company, why don't you give me one as well?"

The goddess is even more scheming than I am! Although the houses that the dilapidated company gave were only two rooms and a small apartment, but in Ximing City, where the houses were worth a million yuan each, a small apartment was not something that could be measured with money. Furthermore, the company would only give out one house every year to those who made a huge contribution.

Hehe, then why don't we do it? I said while laughing. When Zhang Dahai heard my words, he immediately revealed a heartbroken expression, as if I could hear the sound of his heart dripping blood. He swallowed his saliva and gritted his teeth as he said, Here, there, there! I'll have the human resources give you the key later. We can do the formalities later.

Tsk, he doesn't dare to give it to me, he'll definitely be fired for playing the company again and again. I'm asking him to use the company's money to atone for his sins, he has no reason to refuse, and I don't have to worry about what he'll do next, because they will never know if there will be a bug in the process.

Hearing Zhang Dahai call you this, I feel so good!

Alright, I want him to apologize to me. I raised my hand and pointed to Zhang Da.

Zhang Da raised his head and looked at me with hatred: Don't even think about it!

Pah! The moment Zhang Da's words fell, Zhang Dahai slapped him straight on the face, and said coldly: Shouldn't you have admitted your wrongs when you did the wrong thing? Apologize to Mr. Jiang, apologize to Forest Manager! Otherwise, I, Zhang Dahai, will not have a son like you!

Zhang Da slowly lowered his hand that was covering his face, glanced at Lin Weiwei, then looked at me. Unwilling to give up, his face filled with humiliation, he said.

Zhang Da thought I would accept? I couldn't accept it, and directly pulled Lin Weiwei along as we walked back without even giving him a glance.

When I returned to my office, I happened to see Gao Song leaving the company with his stuff in his arms, obviously being expelled. At that moment, the Radix Polygoni Multiflori was standing at the entrance of the company, waiting for me without even looking at me, as if he was welcoming me as a director. Before I could go over, he walked over first and said with a smile, There was a big misunderstanding earlier, so I will definitely investigate this matter thoroughly. Please. Manager Jiang, please do not take into account the past grudges and handle the current situation for the company."

Manager Jiang? When I heard this, I couldn't help but be surprised. Is this the rhythm of giving me a promotion and raise my salary?

But in my heart, I knew that half of the reason was because I could solve the problem, and the other half was because this Radix Polygoni Multiflori wanted to buy me to shut up.

I nodded and sat down in front of the computer. I entered the plug-in given to me by Monk into the game program. Soon, the game's memory was reset to the optimized state of 409M.

Seeing this, everyone let out a sigh of relief.

The smile on Radix Polygoni Multiflori's face became even wider. He pointed at Lin Weiwei and said: Forest Manager, when I return to headquarters, I will contact Director Meng, and let you be the branch Deputy General Manager. I will let Manager Jiang Xiaofo take over your position as the project manager for Technical Department and Development Department.

I was promoted to manager before the internship even ended, so my salary should have also increased, right? Tonight, when I go home to eat bubbling surface, I want to put two of them as partners. Hehe, just thinking about it makes me excited.

I am still scheming in my mind, Goddess Lin Weiwei suddenly opened her mouth and said in a righteous tone, Little Buddha and I are very disappointed with your company. We are all people who have dignity and have goals! This time, after helping you with the game optimization, please give the house to Jiang Xiaofo. We don't want the rest of the house, please don't use conditions like this to humiliate us anymore.

No, no insult! A promotion is exactly what I was thinking. Did the goddess think too highly of me?

Little Buddha, am I right? Lin Weiwei turned her head and looked at me as she asked.

Yes! I am not that kind of person, I am a person with dignity! " I raised my eyebrows and said without any hesitation!

After saying that, I immediately regretted it in my heart. I really want to slap myself twice. Why are you pretending to compete in front of the goddess again? My manager, my raise, my two bubbling surface partners, all, all gone.

Little Buddha, why do you seem to be crying?

No, I just can't suppress the joy in my heart.

When Lin Weiwei and I left the company, the only thing that could comfort me was that I had gotten to know the goddess and that I now had a set of keys to the house in my pocket.

Have you thought about what I told you before? Come with me to the Away Cat Game Company, I have already sent a WeChat to my university classmate, he will come over later to pick me up, when you come with me, I will praise you in front of him, when that time comes, I will definitely not be worse than here. While I was speaking, Lin Weiwei kept looking at me and smiling.

Weiwei! Just as she finished her sentence, a man's gentle voice sounded from the front. I raised my head and was stunned.

The man walking towards him had three words written all over his body – Gao Fujun! Compared to my disheveled hairstyle, his hair had obviously been meticulously trimmed with the hands of someone else, and it was clean, handsome, and fashionable over his head; his well-groomed black suit looked gorgeous when compared to the standard of my black Wei Yi and my jeans.

When compared to him, I was just like a laughable toad. Originally, I had thought about what I should ask Lin Weiwei to help me with, but now, standing in front of two of them, I was inexplicably anxious. Especially when I looked at myself in the mirror of his sports car, I really wanted to find a hole in