Cats Turning Their Furry Backs on You. Learn What These Manipulative Kitties Really Think of You! Hilarious Cat Jokes With Beautiful Watercolor Illustrations.

By Ronnie Fairdinkum

Cats Turning Their Furry Backs on You | Funny Illustrated Cat Gift for Cat Lovers

Cats are f*cking dickheads.

There, I said it. 

They may look cute and fuzzy, but make no mistake: we live in a world that's secretly controlled by these manipulative sociopathic tiger wannabes.

In this book, their darkest secrets are revealed. 

This is the sh*t cats don't want you to know!

Sharing my findings comes at great personal risk: after the 'catwa' issued against me, I'm at continuous risk of getting my eyes scratched out. 

Slowly…

What you are about to find out is painful. But the truth will also set you free. 

Don't just take my word for it. 

This is what cat victim Bella (Steve's Labrador) had to say, after reading 'Cats Turning Their Furry Backs on You': "This book needed to be written. Finally, someone is willing to speak out about these piece-of-sh*t sons of bitches."

One last word of warning: your cat is probably going to sit on this book, purr and pretend to take a nap. 

Don't you f*cking let him! 

You DESERVE to know how cats really feel about you.

So, are you ready to learn the honest truth about your kitty?

Then scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy' button.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Ronnie Fairdinkum
• Release date: Oct 30, 2019
• ISBN: 9781393304180

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