Indigo Dogs: 10 Common Traits, 10 Case Studies

By James Babwe and Alice K. Adzee, PhD

This book provides a satirical parody that details the fictional extension of Indigo Child theory to include dogs. The "case studies" present absurd scenarios in semi-academic language, verbosity which descends (at one point) into a shameless pitch promoting "discount pricing" and other perks in relation to a "Resonant Demeanor Adjustment Workshop" promoted and conducted by a fictional con artist.

• Language: English
• Publisher: James Babwe
• Release date: Aug 21, 2019
• ISBN: 9781393444305

James Babwe

I've known James Babwe since the day he was born. He wasn't aware of it at the time, and he's not exactly sure when he did gain a conscious awareness of the connections and mutual interests, but those components have been present for many decades. He hopes you don't throw Skool into a raging bonfire before you finish reading the first ten pages or so, and he hope you find however many pages you read to be helpful.

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Misunderstanding and misperception open the portals of knowledge and allow complete confusion to enter the bowling alley.

INTRODUCTION

Owning a large number of similar objects does not make one a collector.

True collectors are dedicated connoisseurs.  The collections they build are constructed and protected with deliberate methods and sound practices. True collectors work diligently to improve the quality and value of whatever it is they collect. As they build their collections, true collectors also become better informed about their collections as a whole, and they become increasingly more knowledgeable about the details related to individual items that form their collections.  

Accumulators may own large numbers of similar objects, but they’re different from collectors in some important ways. The accumulator doesn’t own the latest price guide, doesn’t adhere to disciplined standards and practices, doesn’t mind removing his vinyl records from their protective jackets and slapping them onto a turntable, so you can hear the music.

True collectors will plan strategies for acquiring the objects of their desire. Accumulators will buy on impulse.

Collectors become respected experts. On the other hand, the accumulators become eccentric pack-rats. It doesn’t take long to distinguish one from the other. Similar distinctions may be made among theorists. 

More specifically, within certain circles—students of human behavior, for instance—there are those who could be classified as tenacious seekers of knowledge and others who could be called opportunistic hucksters. There are qualified, articulate students of their chosen fields, and there are rank amateurs pretending to be experts.

As you make your way into, through, and beyond the important body of knowledge contained within this text, be careful not to reject the new information as quickly as you may be tempted to do so. My interest in and investigation of Indigo Dogs is firmly rooted within the solid foundation of current, prevailing thought as it concerns indigo children. This text is a natural extension of the vital new thinking relative to a new generation of sentient beings who are working toward the forefront of civilization. Are members of this new breed alien, extra-terrestrial in origin? Or are they simply the next wave of smart-assed upstarts who are on the verge of getting their spoiled, self-absorbed asses tossed into the giant Veg-o-matic of life? No matter how readers assimilate and/or accommodate for this body of knowledge, he or she should be fearless in the face of truth that brings possible discomfort in the form of occasional laughter. For those lapses, the reader will be forgiven. However, if harmless fits of giggling lapse into giddy disbelief or mild disdain, be forewarned—Indigo Dogs are real.   AKA

FOREWORD

As the early proponents of Indigo Child theory gathered and digested information, formulated parameters for research, defined profiles, and presented their findings, many of us were already exploring the implications for further study. Early skepticism, close observation,