Thus Spake Jed McKenna: Author of the Enlightenment and Dreamstate Trilogies
By Jed McKenna
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An anthology of articles and short plays from Wisefool Press. Includes: Starship Gita: The Song of the Borg, Blues for Buddha, Zen and the Art of Self-Mutilation, Impersonating Jed McKenna, and more.
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Thus Spake Jed McKenna - Jed McKenna
Thus Spake Jed McKenna
By Jed McKenna & Ned McFeely
Copyright ©2019 Wisefool Press
Ebook ISBN: 978-0-9978797-4-2
This document may be shared freely.
Rated PG-13 for language.
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Table of Contents
The Whole Truth
A Nice Game of Chess
Blues for Buddha
Impersonating Jed McKenna
Starship Gita
Act I: The Bridge
Act II: Ten Forward
Act III: The Holodeck
Act IV: The Borg
Act V: The Song of the Borg
Act VI: Enlightenment
Recipe for Failure
Zen and the Art of Self-Mutilation
Deception
Act I: Opium Den
Act II: Loading Program
Act III: Dream Factory
Act IV: The Help Wizard
Act V: Asshole, Kansas
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We know what we are,
but not what we may be.
Shakespeare
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-Lama Surya Das
Absolutely marvelous, splendid, perfect book!
-Shri Acharya
These books are precious gifts to humanity.
-E. De Vries
In this book lies the truth of the world.
-Richard Ritsudo Morrissey, Zen Buddhist Priest
These books have profoundly changed my life.
-C. Jensen
I can think of no other author I’d recommend more highly.
-M.R. Fleming
Thank you for the books. I’ve been waiting all my life for them.
-C. Vankeith
If you are ready, step into Jed’s world. It is intelligent and powerful.
-Jerry Katz, Nonduality Salon
Jed McKenna’s books are so compelling I can hardly put them down!
-Ray Napolitano, Inner Directions Foundation
Clearly a modern masterpiece that may be the only spiritual book you will ever need.
-D. Shamanik
Jed’s books have turned my entire understanding of life, enlightenment, spirituality and everything upside down. I want more!
-M. Bhagat
Jed McKenna’s description of life after enlightenment is so good that 99.9% of his readers might not understand how truly profound it really is.
-Satyam Nadeen, From Onions To Pearls
I say an eternal thank you for the trilogy. The books continue to challenge my mind and life. I ordered my 4th complete set. Nothing compares to this writing.
-JH, MN
The Whole Truth
Well, I am certainly wiser than this man. It is only too likely that neither of us has any knowledge to boast of; but he thinks that he knows something which he does not know, whereas I am quite conscious of my ignorance. At any rate it seems that I am wiser than he is to this small extent, that I do not think that I know what I do not know.
Socrates
What Do You Know? Really. What, with absolute certainty, do you know? Put aside all opinions, beliefs and theories for a moment and address this one simple question: What do you know for sure? Or, as Thoreau put it:
Let us settle ourselves, and work and wedge our feet downward through the mud and slush of opinion, and prejudice, and tradition, and delusion, and appearance, that alluvion which covers the globe… through church and state, through poetry and philosophy and religion, till we come to a hard bottom and rocks in place, which we can call reality, and say, This is, and no mistake; and then begin...
In other words, let’s cut the crap and figure out what we know for sure. The cogito does exactly that, and it’s very simple. The question is: What do you know?
The answer is: I Am.
All other so-called facts are really non-facts and belong in the category of consensual reality and relative truth, i.e., unreal reality and untrue truth.
Cogito, ergo sum, is the equation that proves the fact. But first, before we go on, let’s ask what else we know. What else can be said for certain?
Nothing. We don’t know anything else. And that’s the real point of the cogito. The importance of I Am isn’t that it’s a fact, but that it’s the only fact.
I Am is the only thing anyone has ever known or will ever know. Everything else, all religion and philosophy and science, can never be more than dream interpretation. There is no other fact than I Am.
The cogito is the seed of the thought that destroys the universe. Beyond the cogito, nothing is known. Beyond the cogito, nothing can be known. Except I Am, no one knows anything. No man or god can claim to know more. No god or array of gods can exist or be imagined that know more than this one thing: I Am.
We can’t avoid letting this topic drift briefly into the Old Testament. When Moses asked God His name, God answered, I am that I am.
The name God gives for Himself is I Am.
Note that I Am is unconjugatible. It allows of no variation. God doesn’t say, My name is I Am, but you can call me You Are, or He Is.
The cogito, the I Am pronouncement, does not extend beyond one’s own subjective knowing. I can say I Am and know it as truth, but I can’t say you are, he is, she is, we are, they are, it is, etc. I know I exist and nothing else. Understood thusly, I Am, aka God, truly is the Alpha and the Omega; the entirety of being, of knowledge, of you.
The cogito is the line between fantasy and reality. On one side of the cogito is a universe of beliefs and ideas and theories. To cross the line is to leave all that behind. No theory, concept, belief, opinion or debate can have any possible basis in reality once the ramifications of the cogito have fully saturated the mind. No dialogue can take place across that line because nothing that makes sense on either side makes sense on the other.
Everyone thinks they understand the cogito, but nobody does. Descartes himself didn’t. If professors of philosophy truly understood the cogito, they wouldn’t be professors of philosophy. Alfred North Whitehead said that all philosophy is a footnote to Plato, but all philosophy, Plato included, is rendered obsolete and irrelevant by the cogito. Nothing but the subjective I Am is true, so what’s the point of prattling on? There’s simply nothing else to say.
The cogito isn’t a mere thought or an idea, it’s an ego-eating virus that, if we are able to lower our defenses against it, will eventually devour all illusion. Once we know the cogito, we can begin systematically unknowing everything we think we know and unraveling the self we think we are. To understand the cogito at the surface level takes a minute or so. To let it devour you from the inside out can take years.
Life is but a dream. There is no such thing as objective reality. Two cannot be proven. Nothing can be shown to exist. Time and space, love and hate, good and evil, cause and effect, are all just ideas. Anyone who says they know anything is really saying they don’t know the only thing. Any assertion of truth other than I Am is a confession of ignorance. The greatest religious and philosophical thoughts and ideas in the history of man contain no more truth than the bleating of sheep. The greatest books contain no more truth than the greatest luncheon meats.
No one knows anything.
Disprove it for yourself. Anyone wishing to deny these statements about the meaning of the cogito need merely prove that something, anything, is true. By all means, give it a try; smash your head against it, but it can’t be done. The cogito is like a Molotov cocktail with which we can firebomb our own mind, safe in the knowledge that truth doesn’t burn. This, however, is not the end of the journey of awakening.
It’s just the beginning.
SE-3D-JPG_optThus_Spake_Jed_McKenna-Wisefool_Press-FREE_img_3A Nice Game of Chess
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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Technological Singularity
By Ned McFeely
Is it a game, or is it real?
This document makes use of the 1983 film Wargames.
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Preface
(Adapted from Wikipedia)
The technological singularity is the hypothesis that the invention of artificial superintelligence will abruptly trigger runaway technological growth, resulting in unfathomable changes to human civilization.
According to this hypothesis, an upgradable intelligent agent (such as a computer running software-based artificial general intelligence) would enter a runaway reaction
of self-improvement cycles, with each new and more intelligent generation appearing more and more rapidly, causing an intelligence explosion and resulting