Trump Vs. Cthulhu

By Mike Hock

Can the whole wide world fit in small hands? God Emperor Trump certainly believed so. That is, until an Elder God rose from the ocean. With the world now too focused on more dire matters, the Donald has to find a way to stay relevant, lest his Twitter fanbase crumble before his eyes. Luckily, Trump has friends from across the pond, and they're more than happy to step into America's affairs.

Comedy, romance, action, and more unravel in this epic tale of redemption and self-realization. With enough tentacles and toupees to fill anyone's appetite, TRUMP VS. CTHULHU is the first in a series of political satires from Yog-Sothothery Press. Don't say we didn't warn you.

A percentage of all profits will be donated to RENEWABLE WORLD: TACKLING POVERTY THROUGH RENEWABLE ENERGY.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Mike Hock
• Release date: Nov 6, 2018
• ISBN: 9780463883990

Mike Hock

Author of TRUMP VS. CTHULHU. Say my name out loud.

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TRIGGER WARNING

This book is intentionally offensive toward everyone. There are no sides with this material. This is COMEDY, SATIRE. Do not take it seriously. No one is portrayed in a positive light, except Cthulhu.

So, pull your panties out of their knots, take the sticks out of your asses, unclip the safety pins from your diapers, and enjoy. This is designed to relieve current political frustrations.

I hope this absurd journey is enjoyable, and that you find a moment’s reprieve.

TRUMP VS. CTHULHU

(Or Two Small Hands. One Big Problem.)

Mike Hock

YOG-SOTHOTHERY PRESS

This e-book is a work of fiction(?). Names, characters, places, deities, orange emperors, and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used somewhat fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is not coincidental.

Copyright © 2018 by Mike Hock at Smashwords

The Orange One’s Tweets are public domain.

All rights reserved. Except as permitted under the U.S. Copyright Act of 1976, no part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted to other dimensions in any form or by any means, or stored in a database, microchip, or retrieval system, without the prior written permission of the publisher or Elder Things.

Any negative polls are fake news, just like CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election. Sorry, people want border security and extreme vetting.

-@realDonaldTrump, 6:01AM, 6 Feb 2017

CHAPTER 1.

When the oceans parted, and a great shadow fell from Trump Tower to the White House and beyond, humanity knew that life on earth would never be the same. Amidst the festering threats of war, the erratic climate of societal aggression and upheaval, and the deeply-entrenched corruption festering within the governments of