Seven Steps to Activating Your Supernatural Funnybone

By Alexandra Alexander

Happiness is not about new cars and bigger houses, its about contentment. Peace and satisfaction evolve out of contentment and laughter is the legitimate child of contentment.

If I put a microphone in your face could you tell me without pause what makes you happy? Most people cant! Why? Because its not our focus! We focus on what makes us unhappy! How long has it been since you had a happy thought? Research shows that small children laugh 300 or more times a day while an adult laughs only 20 at most. What happened to our laughter?

Why Laugh? Humor is infectious and laughter is far more contagious than a yawn. Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system and protect you from the damaging effects of stress. Other benefits of laughing instead of grumbling are: less pain, relaxed muscles, less heart disease and better moods. Now isnt that enough reason to make you smile?

• Language: English
• Publisher: Balboa Press
• Release date: Jan 2, 2014
• ISBN: 9781452587448

Alexandra Alexander

Alexandra Alexander has been teaching healing and spiritual development since 1999. She was a professional caterer for twenty years. Now, Alexandra is dedicated to learning and teaching others how to access the Light in the Quantum Field allowing healing to take place over great distances.

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Contents

Introduction

Why Activate Your Funnybone?

Alexandra’s Angels

Doodling & Drawing Are Nothing New

Twenty-Twenty Vision

Confession

Step One

Supercharging Your Supernatural Funnybone

What Is It and How Do You Find This Supernatural Funnybone?

Now That You Know Where It Is, Let’s Address What It Is

Don’t Take Life Too Seriously

How Do You Make Changes in the Subconscious?

The Four Stages of Accepting New Ideas

Laughter Supercharges Everything!

Six-Year-Old Training

Silly Vitamins—Take One a Day

Step Two

Fertilizer or Flowers? Use Your Fertilizer & Create

Have You Made This a Lifestyle Choice?

We All Have Our Version of Hard Times

Guilt by Association

Bucket List

Just Say No to Crazy

Planning for the Future

Step Three

Stop Looking for Your Spiritual Gifts Under the Christmas Tree

Receiving Blessings

Are You Getting the 8x10 Glossy?

Your Soul Is in Charge of Your Dance Card!

Quantum Mechanics and the Schrodinger Equation

What I Have Derived from The Schrodinger Equation

A Scientific Study on Manifesting Wishes

Most Important Event of Her Entire Life

Step Four

Stop Crying Over Spilled Milk!

Mad Scientist Creations

You Can’t Get a Patent on Embarrassing Moments

You’re Kidding! Peer Pressure Still Matters After 50 Years?

Laugh at the World and You Will Sleep Better

Laughter Cure

Laughter Is the Best Medicine

Step Five

Think for Yourself and Trust Your Decisions

Oh God! I Act Like My Parents

Imprints Can Happen to You

So You Think You Have It All Figured Out

Paradigm Shift of Swiss Watchmakers

Effects of a Paradigm Shift

Love and Relationships

Step Six

Stop Playing Hide-and-Seek with Your Life

My Most Productive Life Lessons! the Hot Burner Kind

What Have You Learned from Your Life Lessons?

Why Do We Let Fear of the Unknown Nail Our Feet to the Floor?

Carl Jung and Joseph Campbell Bazinga

We Are Owned by Our Family’s Beliefs and the Collective Unconscious of the Family Until We’re Not

Step Seven

Talk to God on a Daily Basis

To Have a Conversation with God We Have to Know Who We Are

Letting Go of Illusions

Color Outside the Lines

Living the Dream

Holding Conference with Yourself

The Lost Mode of Prayer

Get Real! How Can My Thoughts Change Anything in the World?

Sea of Quantum Fields

Consciousness Beyond Our Five Senses

We Are What We Project

You’re Responsible for Every Action That Takes Place in Your Life

Sunday Country Dinner

Authentic Southern Recipes

Granny’s Southern Fried Chicken

Sunday Pot Roast

Chicken Fried Steak and Gravy

Country Fried Potatoes

Best Pinto Beans

Turnip Greens–A Southern Tradition

Hot Pepper Sauce

Granny’s Hot Rise Biscuits

Country Cornbread

Old Timey Chocolate Custard Pie

Aunt Fannie’s Cream Puffs

Simple Chocolate Frosting

Caramel Pecan Pie

Mississippi Mud Cake

Lazy Day Cobbler (Simple! Simple!)

Resource Guide

Some Mind Altering Recommendations

Top Picks

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

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To my grandmother, for loving me as I am.

To my mother, for giving me life and a strong creative spirit.

To Sonora, my mentor and friend, that knew who I was long

before I could comprehend and hold the vision of truth for myself.

To my precious brothers and sisters for

aggravating the laughter out of me.

M ost of all i dedicate this to the women in my family who came before me into this world with a sense of humor and who were not afraid to use it. Margaret Josephine Underhill Hughes was my maternal grandmother and she learned how to laugh in life instead of cry. Seeing the glass half full was hardwired within this beautiful woman and she made you feel like you were the most wonderful child in the world. Granny Hughes, as we called her, was a gift to the world for ninety-seven years. She was uneducated by most standards, but had a doctorate in living and her legacy was the gift of making you feel like she loved you the best. I was shocked to find out later in life that every one of my siblings thought each was her favorite. (There were six of us — and in answer to what you are thinking about my mom and dad, no I don’t think so. If they had known about birth control I might not be here t oday.)

Introduction

Why Activate Your Funnybone?

G rowing up in rural Tennessee in the forties under adverse conditions made me aware of the need to laugh at life. In 1944, when I was born, World War II was on the mind of everyone and there was not a lot to be happy about at times. Living on a farm perhaps shielded us from the influence of the outside world since we were busy with chores and school most of the time. We grew our own produce, cured our own bacon, plucked our own chickens and smoked country hams for winter dinners. There was always something to plant, harvest, preserve or kill and deep fry. With six kids and four adults your mind was dedicated to food preparation a big part of th e day.

Our social life was centered around an oval dining table at the end of a long narrow kitchen. Amid the sounds of forks making contact with plates full of potatoes, beans and buttered cornbread was lots of loud conversation.. We didn’t know what politically correct was and probably wouldn’t have ascribed to that belief anyway as we picked on one another for various reasons, which brought forth gales of laughter. Subjects like: your face looks a whole lot like the backside of that cow I saw in the barn this morning. Yeah! Well, your face looks a lot like an overripe tomato after it’s been eaten and just before it’s flushed. You might say we were a bunch of smart alecks always wanting to top someone else with a funnier comeback. Someone asked me the other day where we got our Far Side attitude (like the comic strip) about life and for the life of me I couldn’t tell them. All six of us had a witty streak going on, so it had to have some origin in the family tree. Dad had a quick wit and his father was witty. Mom had a propensity towards humor, but was always so stressed we didn’t hear a lot of funny stuff coming from her direction; however, we did hear a lot of not so funny stuff because she was the disciplinarian in the family. I have considered that our family tree was probably influenced by something like an atomic landfill that caused a few genetic mutations. Just saying: we were an anomaly I guess!

Mother always said, When y’all get together you’re wound up tighter than an eight day clock. She was right; we played off each other’s energy, which increases the