Uncle Gobb and the Plot Plot
By Michael Rosen and Neal Layton
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This time, there is a plot. That's the plot of the story. Or is it? The plot of the story could also be that Uncle Gobb has an evil plot. And his plot is about a plot. A plot of land. Are you following? Good! The plot of land is behind Malcolm's school and it is where Uncle Gobb wants to set up his own rival Dread Shed School of Facts. Oh no! Malcolm is going to need to come up with his own plot to stop Uncle Gobb's plot. So maybe that, in fact, is the actual plot of this story. You'll just have to read this book to find out!
A bonkers book about standing up for yourself, from two crazily creative people. Sure to delight fans of Andy Stanton and Tom Gates.
Michael Rosen
Michael Rosen is one of the best-loved figures in the children's book world, renowned for his work as a poet, performer, broadcaster and educational campaigner. His bestselling books include We're Going on a Bear Hunt, Michael Rosen's Sad Book and Quick Let's Get Out of Here. His books for adults include Good Ideas, how to be your child's and your own best teacher and his memoir, So They Call You Pisher!. He was Children's Laureate from 2007-2009, and received the Eleanor Farjeon Award for services to children's literature in 1997. He is Professor of Children's Literature at Goldsmiths University of London. His book to help children (or anyone) write poems is What is Poetry?
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Uncle Gobb and the Plot Plot - Michael Rosen
CHAPTER 1
The Middle of the Night
It was the middle of the night.
If you have read what this chapter is called (‘The Middle of the Night’), you already know that it was the middle of the night. If you didn’t read what this chapter is called, you would have missed that it was called ‘The Middle of the Night’. No worries, because now you do know that it was the middle of the night.
Malcolm was fast asleep.
He was fast asleep. Then, all of a sudden, he wasn’t fast asleep. He was awake.
And it was still the middle of the night. No one likes waking up in the middle of the night. Apart from owls.
A NOTE ON OWLS:
They wake up, fly about, catch mice, eat them, and then a few hours later, do a sicky thing where bits of the mice they’ve eaten come back up again.
I’m not telling you this for any old reason.
I’m telling you this because this is what Malcolm was lying awake thinking about. He was asking himself, WHY do owls sick up bits of mice?
He lay on his back, staring at the ceiling. And he remembered the words ‘owl pellets’ from a book he read called ‘Great Owl Pellets of the World’. Imagine, he thought, if instead of that time when I was on TV and the man asked me what was the capital of Italy and I said, ‘Ponky’... what if, instead of that, the man had asked me, ‘What is the proper name for owl sick?’ I could have said, ‘Owl pellets!’ and I would have been right.
Ah, if only.
Just then the dog barked.
Wow, thought Malcolm, still lying on his back in bed, that IS strange. I told him not to bark. I remember quite clearly saying to him, ‘Don’t bark tonight.’ And there he is barking.
Then Malcolm heard a dragging sound. Something was being dragged.
The dog barked again, and following that, someone or something said, ‘Shh!’
Then came the dragging sound again.
All that interesting stuff about owl pellets just flew out of Malcolm’s mind.
(You probably don’t want to think about owl pellets flying out of someone’s mind, so if you don’t want to, just stop thinking about it. If Malcolm had been thinking about weasels, they would have flown out of his mind too.)
Weasel 1: Hello again.
Weasel 2: Looks like we’re back again, with our weasel words.
Weasel 1: No, we don’t say weasel words, remember?
Weasel 2: Don’t we?
Weasel 1: No, we’re weasels. It’s humans who say weasel words, not weasels. We don’t actually talk. Except when people like Neal Layton do drawings of us talking.
Weasel 2: Oh yes, I remember: we don’t talk. By the way, what are weasel words?
Weasel 1: That was explained in another Uncle Gobb book. If you really want to know, just look it up in there.
Weasel 2: All right, all right. No need to get ratty about it.
Weasel 1: I’m not being ratty. I’m not a rat. I’m a weasel.
Weasel 2: Me too. I’m a weasel.
Weasel 1: I know you’re a weasel. You don’t need to tell me you’re a weasel.
Then came the dragging sound again.
Malcolm waited for the dog to bark.
The dog didn’t bark that time.
Aha, thought Malcolm, me telling the dog not to bark has worked. The dog did after all listen carefully, has remembered what I said and is now doing what I told him to do. Which is not bark.
Then came the dragging sound again.
Malcolm decided that the dragging sound was scary.
Malcolm remembered a horror story he read once about a giant cucumber. It wasn’t a living cucumber. It was a dead cucumber that had become a ghost. And in the middle of the night, this ghost-cucumber couldn’t sleep.
So it walked about the house dragging something. I think it was chains, Malcolm thought … but then why would a ghost-cucumber be dragging chains? If there was a ghost-cucumber dragging something, surely it would be something that cucumbers hang out with, like a bit of lettuce?
The sound that Malcolm could hear downstairs was not the sound of a ghost-cucumber dragging a bit of lettuce. It sounded more like a chair being dragged – yes – his chair, the little, funny wood-and-metal chair he had had ever since he was little and funny.
When Malcolm was three, he remembered, he went to a place every day called ‘Start’, but then it closed, and when it closed, they said people could take a chair home instead. Malcolm found his chair, took it home and he had kept it ever since. The dog liked sleeping on it. Or under it.
Here is an important message
If you wake up in the middle of the night and you start to hear things, sometimes you say things to yourself that are not totally sensible. That’s because you might be half asleep.
End of important message
The next thing that Malcolm thought was most definitely not a sensible thing to think. What he said to himself was, Oh, my chair is going out for a walk.
Then there was a crash, and a voice said,
Malcolm knew immediately who said,
It was Uncle Gobb. Uncle Gobb was the only person he knew who said
when something bad happened.
But why was Uncle Gobb dragging his chair around in the middle of the night?
Malcolm got