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Wonderful Wawa's Words of Wisdom: <Br><Br>As Reported by His Only True Follower, Buehl Sheadt
Wonderful Wawa's Words of Wisdom: <Br><Br>As Reported by His Only True Follower, Buehl Sheadt
Wonderful Wawa's Words of Wisdom: <Br><Br>As Reported by His Only True Follower, Buehl Sheadt
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WARNING: The Believer General has determined that reading this book could be harmful to your faith.

After exhaustive investigation, it has been determined that Wonderful Wawa is neither a being of this earth nor a god, but a secret agent of the LIA: the Lunatic Intelligence Agency, for you humans out there. The LIA is an elite arm of the government of planet Lunacy, a world that orbits a very small sun situated behind Antares and hidden from Earthlings.

Wonderful Wawa arrived on Earth in a womb-shaped spaceship and implanted into a human female, camouflaging himself as a fellow human being. His only mission: infiltrate as many earthly institutions as possible to spread the seeds of the Lunatic philosophy. As Earthling Buehl Sheadt follows Wawa's every move in this provocative fantasy, thus begins the strangest part of Sheadt's life. He dutifully chronicles how Wawa reaches his wise and witty conclusions through many years of dedicated soul-searching. With his scribe in tow, Wawa continues to expound his theories-befriending some and offending many-while always maintaining the unique position of a "casually interested onlooker" in life.

Enjoy this irreverent collection of tongue-in-cheek philosophical musings from an itinerant wise man, on everything from circumcision to Communism, and a multitude of subjects in between.

LanguageEnglish
PublisheriUniverse
Release dateOct 18, 2007
ISBN9780595898640
Wonderful Wawa's Words of Wisdom: <Br><Br>As Reported by His Only True Follower, Buehl Sheadt
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Walter Rein

Walter Rein has a master of divinity degree from Vanderbilt University. He began his adult life as a minister and later worked at a series of other occupations, including tax collector. Rein and his wife Janell live in the mountains of North Carolina.

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