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1 Eyed Monkey
1 Eyed Monkey
1 Eyed Monkey
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1 Eyed Monkey

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1 Eyed Monkey is a wild assortment of antics written down for your pleasure. Some of you may be frightened. Some of you may be confused, but that may have nothing to do with the stories contained within this book. Join us here within these pages for the ride of your life. We have singing, dancing, drinking and whatever else makes you happy. If you can say, "Me Likey" then you will simply adore this book. If the thought of little people makes you all warm inside, then read this book. Its good to read. Its good to be happy. Its good to read and be happy. So, throw on your orange jump suit, swallow a bottle or two of red wine, put on your smoking jacket and dance a jig. By all means, dont forget to join us in our wonderful play land of fantastic flamboyance. Also, please remember to tip your server on your way out.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherAuthorHouse
Release dateJun 24, 2002
ISBN9781403317490
1 Eyed Monkey
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Scott Bender

I was born and raised in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. There was a rumor I was raised by gypsies, but I don’t believe it. I also do not believe I am the child of circus clowns, but hey that’s what my father told me. At least I think that was my father. It could have actually been the old drunk down the street. I then made my way to Bowling Green, Ohio where I managed to avoid the man. I attended Bowling Green State University and received high marks. I can’t discuss what topics I received those marks in, but does it really matter? Let’s just say I was quite the smarty-pants. I lived there for a great deal of time, seven years to be exact and then I headed for the mountains of Montana. Unfortunately, I ended up in the wheat fields of Great Falls. It wasn’t much different from Ohio, except that it was Montana. I attended another University there, but who cares? More recently I find myself in Missoula. Somehow I’ve managed to continue doing things half-assed, yet quite well. For example, I’ve been with the same wonderful, sexy woman for nearly a decade, and she doesn’t hate me. At least that’s what I’m told. I could go into my favorite writers, but why? I should be the only writer you read. Now bow down to me. Or don’t. It’s really up to you. It will hurt my feelings though. I give credit to all those who deserve it in the acknowledgements. This, of course, would include all of my influences. I would have to say though, the greatest influence on my writing would have to be my friends. Let’s not forget the value of good, old fashioned people watching as well. I love watching the other inmates. So, as I sit here in Missoula, Montana I wish you well and hope you enjoy the simple renderings of a mad man.

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