Beastly Bestiary
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A squid who's a jerk! Hip bats! Flatulent dragons!
Wombless wombats! A lucky moonlit possum! A slow sex-starved he sloth!
Tricky ticks! Spiders with bad-girl allure and hourglass waists! A jazzy goose! The snuffling snowbeast!
And that's not all-Frustrated roosters, gizzard nibbling lizards, and sentimentowl owls!
These and many other curious creatures populate the perfectly peculiar poetic menagerie of A. Tad Strange.
In the great tradition of poets like Ogden Nash, Marianne Moore, and Edward Gorey, Strange's strange 21st-century bestiary offers a roaring good time, horselaughs aplenty, and the inevitable purrs of cuddlesome readerly contentment.
With slitheringly seductive wordplay, strange molts words into new meanings. He hatches high-soaringly delightful lines and swallows common-sense headfirst until only a smile remains and the piggy toes of reality are left wriggling.
Beastly Bestiary-A tender treat of soft chewy poems guaranteed not to create intellectual indigestion or starve one's funny bone.
A. Tad Strange
A. Tad Strange lives in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. He may be reached at a.tad.strange@icx.net.
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Beastly Bestiary - A. Tad Strange
Beastly Bestiary
A. Tad Strange
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Beastly Bestiary
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FOR
EMILY & Z.
Well might the ferrets rush wildly for the fireplace
and get hopelessly jammed in the chimney.
—The Wind in the Willows
Kenneth Grahame
Contents
SEER
GOOD WITH JELLY
THE OPTIMIST
IMMEMORIOWL
JERK OFF
BOOMER
THE DECISION
SINCAT
WHITE TRASH
HIPPOPOTAMUS
B N Y
STARFISH & WADING BIRD
SEA URCHIN
LION OF EARTH
CROCODILE & WHALE
SNOWBEAST
ECHIDNA
YOKED
SQUIRREL
PERFORMERS
OVERCOME
BAT
LOVERS
WOLF
SPIDERS
GOOSE
KANGAROO
LEONINE
BUNNY (Alternate Takes)
ROOSTER’S LAMENT
NO PORPOISE
IZZIE & LIZZIE
OLD MASTER
ARNOLD & SALLY
WANDA THE IGUANA
LOST WORLD
DODOS & KOMODOS
UP STREAM SWIMMER
THE GIRAFFE WHO IS NOT GERTIE
LADY WOMBAT
EGYPTIAN HAWK
THUNDERBIRD & POSSUM
WHITE MOTH
HE SLOTH & SHE SLOTH
ROACHES AND THE RAIN
WOOLY MAMMOTH
HIGHEELS
TICK, TICK, TICK
THE BABY BADGER’S ALPHABET
FISH
DA DACHSHUND
HUNTER
SEER
I like to see from my eagle’s eyrie
The world at twilight with my mate.
I puff my clean chest out. I scowl and glare about.
I see the furrowed fields in furthest farms,
I see all things blind to fate, calm, unalarmed.
For miles about in haystacks dumbly stout,
Mousies’ eyes, black, all peep so blankly out.
I make no sound, my wings swept cunning down—
GOOD WITH JELLY
Pillsbury Crescents:
Eight albino manatees
Heaped up hot.
Flaky butter beasts,
Joyfully
With milk
I extinct you.
You’re useless mammals,
You floating sea camels.
How now, swamp cow?
So long, dugong.
O, yeasty inhumanity.
THE OPTIMIST
The night new—
I caught you, firefly.
I reached out to you,
Cupping you gentle,
Your tender touch tickling,
I stroked your wings, sides, tummy soft—
Your antennae wands cast spells.
Luciferin luciferase—A chemical reaction:
Your tiny engine glowed.
Unstoppable silent—Explosion—
Bioluminescence:
The emission of visible light by a living being.
Done, you left between the bars
Of the home