New Testament Stories from the Back Side: Bible Stories with a Twist
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Dr. J. Ellsworth Kalas
J. Ellsworth Kalas (1923-2015) was the author of over 35 books, including the popular Back Side series, A Faith of Her Own: Women of the Old Testament, Strong Was Her Faith: Women of the New Testament, I Bought a House on Gratitude Street, and the Christian Believer study, and was a presenter on DISCIPLE videos. He was part of the faculty of Asbury Theological Seminary since 1993, formerly serving as president and then as senior professor of homiletics. He was a United Methodist pastor for 38 years and also served five years in evangelism with the World Methodist Council.
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New Testament Stories from the Back Side - Dr. J. Ellsworth Kalas
New Testament
Stories from the
Back Side
New Testament
Stories from the
Back Side
J. ELLSWORTH KALAS
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NEW TESTAMENT STORIES FROM THE BACK SIDE
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Kalas,J. Ellsworth, 1923-
New Testament stories from the back side / J. Ellsworth Kalas.
p. cm.
ISBN 0-687-07306-5 (acid-free paper)
1. Bible stories, English—N.T. I. Title.
BS2400 .K35 2000
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Scripture quotations unless otherwise noted, are from the New Revised Standard Version Bible, copyright © 1989, by the Division of Christian Education of the National Council of the Churches of Christ in the United States of America.
Scripture quotations noted KJV are from the King James Version of the Bible.
Scripture quotations marked NLT are taken from the Holy Bible, New Living Translation, copyright © 1996. Used by permission of Tyndale House Publishers, Inc., Wheaton, Illinois 60189. All rights reserved.
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ISBN 13: 978-0-687-07306-1
10 11 12 13 - 15 14 13 12
MANUFACTURED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
To
Jim Batten
Clarke Hoak
Ed McGrath
Dick Meadows
Bob Morey
Dick Reed
John Twist
"A friend loveth at all times,
and a brother is born for adversity. "
PROVERBS 17:17 KJV
CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION
CHAPTER 1: Baby Pictures
LUKE 2:22-38
CHAPTER 2: Mary Shouldn't Have Worried
LUKE 2:39-51
CHAPTER 3: Listen to the Wind
JOHN 3:1-8
CHAPTER 4: In Defense of a Man I Don't Like
JOHN 5:2-16
CHAPTER 5: A Wild and Wonderful Woman
JOHN 4:7-18, 28-30
CHAPTER 6: The Importance of Being Bilingual
MARK 10:46-52
CHAPTER 7: Expecting a Little King
MARK 11:1-10
CHAPTER 8: Once There Was a Table
LUKE 22:7-23
CHAPTER 9: The Full Tomb
JOHN 20:1-18
CHAPTER 10: At the Corner of Today and Forever
ACTS 16:16-34
CHAPTER 11: Going Easter Shopping
COLOSSIANS 3:5-14
CHAPTER 12: The Lion and the Lamb
REVELATION 5:1-14
STUDY GUIDE
INTRODUCTION
When I wrote Old Testament Stories from the Back Side, I knew that my problem was to interest readers in the obscure. I knew that not many would know the story of Jephthah and that although most people have heard of King David, they probably hadn't heard of his romance with Abigail. But because I loved the wonder of those stories, and the power of the truths they conveyed, I felt compelled to share them with readers.
My problem in New Testament Stories from the Back Side is the familiar. Many of these stories are so familiar that a reader may reason that there's no reason to read them, because he or she already knows everything about the story.
But in truth, there's always a danger that the familiar will become obscure. When something is familiar we allow it also to become ordinary. In time we forget how beautiful it is, until we lose touch with the original power of the story. I had a friend long ago who didn't realize how much he loved his former fiancée until he saw her on the arm of another man. The sight startled him so much that he sought her out the next day in order to reestablish their relationship. In time he married her, and they have, as the saying goes, lived happily ever after.
I hope, in this book, to let you see some old stories on the arm of a new insight; and I hope that the sight will cause you to fall in love with the old story all over again. If you do, this will be a book of worth.
J. Ellsworth Kalas
CHAPTER 1
Baby Pictures
LUKE 2:22-38: When the time came for their purification according to the law of Moses, they brought him up to Jerusalem to present him to the Lord (as it is written in the law of the Lord, Every firstborn male shall be designated as holy to the Lord
), and they offered a sacrifice according to what is stated in the law of the Lord, a pair of turtledoves or two young pigeons.
Now there was a man in Jerusalem whose name was Simeon; this man was righteous and devout, looking forward to the consolation of Israel, and the Holy Spirit rested on him. It had been revealed to him by the Holy Spirit that he would not see death before he had seen the Lord's Messiah. Guided by the Spirit, Simeon came into the temple; and when the parents brought in the child Jesus, to do for him what was customary under the law, Simeon took him in his arms and praised God, saying,
"Master, now you are dismissing your servant in peace,
according to your word;
for my eyes have seen your salvation,
which you have prepared in the presence of all peoples,
a light for revelation to the Gentiles
and for glory to your people Israel."
And the child's father and mother were amazed at what was being said about him. Then Simeon blessed them and said to his mother Mary, This child is destined for the falling and the rising of many in Israel, and to be a sign that will be opposed so that the inner thoughts of many will be revealed—and a sword will pierce your own soul too.
There was also a prophet, Anna the daughter of Phanuel, of the tribe of Asher. She was of a great age, having lived with her husband seven years after her marriage, then as a widow to the age of eighty-four. She never left the temple but worshiped there with fasting and prayer night and day.
At that moment she came, and began to praise God and to speak about the child to all who were looking for the redemption of Jerusalem.
Many years ago, when I was a young pastor, I knew a man who was probably the proudest grandfather in captivity. He may have done more for Kodak stock than any person other than professional photographers. Almost every Sunday morning, as I came to the back of the church to greet people after worship, he was waiting for me, pictures in hand: the latest developments of his several grandchildren. You've heard of the man who said to his friend, Have I shown you the most recent pictures of my grandchildren?
—and the friend answers, No, and I want to thank you.
I have a feeling that this long-ago friend of mine was the reason for that story.
Somehow he came to mind not long ago as I was reading the familiar Christmas story. For no particular reason, I asked myself what parents and grandparents did before cameras, before there were baby pictures. What, pray tell, did grandparents do? And what, specifically, did Joseph and Mary do?
And of course the answer came to me rather quickly. Before there were cameras, people took pictures with their eyes, developed them in their brains, and printed them with their tongues. For thousands of years, those were the only baby pictures anyone knew. A father's report in the village store was quite simple: Our baby came last night. A boy. About so long. Big fellow; must weigh eight, maybe nine pounds. Just a little bit of hair. Got his mother's eyes.
Baby pictures. They're as old as the human race, and, in their own way, more graphic than anything a camera can record, because they leave so much room for the imagination of the one receiving the report.
Fortunately, we have such baby pictures of Jesus of Nazareth. Three, perhaps four, of them.
Luke gives us the earliest picture, one that was taken the night Jesus was born. Joseph and Mary had arrived in Bethlehem when Mary was late in her pregnancy. They couldn't find a room anywhere. Bethlehem was a one-street town, so the possibilities were always limited; but especially at this time, when people were returning to register for an empire-wide taxation. The town had a small, primitive hotel, but it was full to the limits. So Joseph and Mary found a place for themselves in a cave-stable, and just in time. When the baby was born, they used the only facility they had; they commandeered a manger for the crib.
The news of the birth spread in a remarkable way. Some shepherds who were tending their flocks in a nearby field were visited by an angel who told them of the birth. The shepherds, not surprisingly, decided to see for themselves. What they saw made such an impression on them that they told people all over Bethlehem, and these people were amazed at what the shepherds told them
(Luke 2:18). Obviously, the shepherds took some good baby pictures. So good, come to think of it, that we still have them today.
The next picture also comes to us from Luke. When Jesus was just over a month old, Joseph and Mary took him to the temple for a special Jewish ritual. I think it is fair to say that what happened that day was much like an infant baptism or dedication in our day. So of course we're not surprised that some pictures were taken. In one of the pictures, an old man, Simeon, is holding the baby in his arms, and he's praying. In another, a devout eighty-four-year-old woman, Anna, is praising God for the child. Of all the grandparents, uncles, aunts, and godparents who have ever been photographed with a baby, none could have been more awestruck than these two who came, providentially, upon the scene.
Matthew took the third picture. I'm not sure where to place it; it was taken either just before the picture I've just described, or very soon after. In any event, when the baby Jesus was still very small, a little company of wise men came to where the family was staying. These wise men had made a remarkable journey to get to the baby. When they saw him, they presented him with gifts—gold, frankincense, and myrrh. Look long at this snapshot, because it is quite impressive: A tiny Jewish baby with a group of learned, rather powerful men from another part of the world. It's a quite different picture from the one where the baby was surrounded by shepherds.
Perhaps by now