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    Interstellar trouble-shooting is the easiest work there is. All you need is brains, energy—and a steno with nice legs!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJovian Press
    Release dateJan 17, 2017
    ISBN9781537816845
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      ANDREW STEPHENS WAS TRYING TO think of two things at once, and it wasn’t working out. An inspirational message (delivered by Crumbly, president of Planetary Promotions, Inc.) was mixing itself up in his mind with the probable difficulties of his first company assignment.

      He hoped he was thinking, and not worrying. Crumbly said worry was fatal in the promotion business. It was fervor, not fret, Crumbly said, that had made Planetary Promotions, Inc., what it was today. And it was work, not worry, that would make it what it was destined to be tomorrow.

      Andy Stephens stared at the farthest corner of his office (about four feet from his nose) and sighed. He didn’t have a slogan in his body, let alone on (or off) the top of his head.

      His assignment was an easy one, Crumbly had assured him. Planetary Promotions always started new men off with easy ones. Only fair.

      Andy squared his narrowish shoulders in as close an imitation of Crumbly’s desk-side manner as he could, and picked up the dope sheet.

      It seemed there was a planet, Felix II, somewhere near the edge of nowhere. It wanted to join the Galactic Federation.

      A laudable desire, Andy thought, but strictly a political matter, having nothing to do with Planetary Promotions, or Andrew Stephens.

      However, it also

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