Dying to Meet You
By Michael Cox
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Michael Cox
Michael Cox is a writer of many non-fiction and fiction books for children including titles in the Dead Famous series, Johnny Catbiscuit and How to Drink From a Frog and Wild Things to do with Woodlice for A&C Black.
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Dying to Meet You - Michael Cox
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Chapter One
And the Winners Are…
It was time for the winning entry to be announced and the whole class was positively bursting with excitement. Their teacher, Mr Reece, reached deep into the pocket of his green velvet pants, pulled out an envelope, slid a piece of paper from it and took a deep breath.
‘Dear Squidgy Buns,’ he said. ‘Meet me in the bushes behind the science lab. My test tube bubbleth over… Big wet kisses, Cuddly Cakes. Oops! Wrong envelope!’ He quickly screwed up the piece of paper, then pulled out another envelope, this time a golden one, from the same pocket.
‘Ah, that’s more like it!’ he said, tearing it open and taking out a sparkling silver card. ‘And the winners are…’
‘Me! Me!’ screamed Dwayne Dobson, leaping around like a demented bedbug. ‘It’s got to be me! I’m the goodest writer in the whole world!’
Mr Reece gave Dwayne the sort of look that people normally reserve for the soles of their shoes when they’ve just stepped in something unpleasant.
Dwayne winced, then slid beneath his desk and pulled his T-shirt over his head.
‘And the winners are…’ continued Mr Reece. ‘Hailey and Hugo Huckleberry!’
The whole class began clapping wildly as the twins rose to their feet, grinning from ear to ear.
Hailey and Hugo Huckleberry couldn’t have been happier! After weeks of high-energy thinking and intensive scribbling, followed by months of nail-biting anticipation, they now knew that the thing they wanted more than anything in the world was finally in their grasp.
Six months ago, along with thousands of other eager young horror-fiction fans, Mr Reece’s class of twelve-somethings had entered a nationwide competition to come up with the most imaginative, well-written description of the legendary, best-selling writer of children’s horror stories: Chad Piranha.
And that was a very special sort of challenge. Why? Because, with the exception of a few close friends and relatives, including Chad’s mum (Natasha), Chantelle (his hairdresser) and his dyslexic editor, Tamara Tippex-Tripewrangler, no one had ever seen the famously camera-shy and reclusive author in the flesh. He had never appeared on TV, and his photo had never been in the newspapers. So none of the competition entrants had a clue what Chad Piranha looked like. Which made the whole thing at least 100 times more exciting, challenging and intriguing.
And the prize for all this effort? Well, not only would the winners get to meet the mysterious Chad, they would spend an entire weekend with the great author at his remote hideaway, Macabre Manor, a vast, timbered mansion that nestled in the shadow of the Double Bluff twin peaks, the highest of the wild and lonely Ratskill mountains. In other words, the very place the great writer had penned such masterpieces as Nightmare At Heaving Bog, The Dotty Dog of Doom, Melvin’s Arm and, most recently, Toilet of Terror.
After much sifting and sorting by the competition judges, the two best entries had been narrowed down to just one class, in one school. Yes – Mr Reece’s! And now, Hailey and Hugo Huckleberry knew for sure they would soon be boarding a Queezy Jet 13 and winging their way to Ratskill County. And there, accompanied by the beautiful Tamara Tippex-Tripewrangler, they would finally get to meet their hero.
‘I am so, so proud of you, Hugo!’ beamed Mr Reece, shaking Hailey by the hand.
‘You, too, Hailey!’ he grinned, patting Hugo on the back.
‘I’m Hugo,’ said Hugo.
‘Well, who’s he then?’ said Mr Reece, indicating Hailey.
‘He’s Hailey!’ said Hugo.
‘Whatever,’ laughed Mr Reece, who, despite having been their teacher for two years, still had problems telling the twins apart. ‘The main thing is that you both truly, truly deserve to win!’
Then, once again, the class began to applaud their fellow pupils’ achievement.
But one person wasn’t clapping. Nor was he smiling. In fact, as Dwayne Dobson finally crawled out from under his desk, it was plain to see that he was actually ‘aglow’ with envy, his skin now having turned greener than an environmentalist’s cardigan.
But did the class take the slightest bit of notice? Not at