Mating Calls: The Problem with Lexie and Number Seven
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Jessica Anya Blau
Jessica Anya Blau’s newest novel, The Wonder Bread Summer, was picked for CNN’s, NPR’s, Vanity Fair’s, and Oprah Book Club’s summer reading lists. It received multiple offers from Hollywood movie studios and was optioned. Her novel Drinking Closer to Home was featured in Target stores as a “Breakout Book” and made many Best Books of the Year lists. Blau’s first novel, The Summer of Naked Swim Parties, was a national best seller and was picked as a Best Summer Book by the Today Show, the New York Post, and New York magazine. The San Francisco Chronicle and other newspapers chose it as one of the Best Books of the Year, and the film rights have been optioned. Blau cowrote the screenplay for Franny, a film starring Frances Fisher and Steve Howey. For more information visit Jessicaanyablau.com or follow Blau on Twitter @jessicaanyablau.
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Mating Calls - Jessica Anya Blau
The Problem with Lexie
The problem wasn’t so much that Lexie had taken the Klonopin. And it wasn’t even really that she had stolen them. The theft of five pills (approximately one and a half down the gullet, three and a half in her purse) was less than two bucks. The problem, as Lexie saw it, was that she had fallen asleep atop the perfectly made bed of the owner of the Klonopin. And the owner of the Klonopin was the woman who happened to be the wife of her lover.
Miss James?
Jen Waite said. Her dyed hair was blonder than Lexie’s and her pale face looked prettier than Lexie remembered from their single meeting—brow furrowed now, head tilted with concern.
Lexie sat up, her eyes wide open. She looked straight down at the white bedspread (at 33, she had yet to figure out how to make a bed this taut, this precise and military-like) and searched for the pill bottle. Yes, she remembered, she had put it back exactly in the spot in the medicine cabinet where she had found it, prescription label facing out.
Miss James, are you OK?
Dear God, Daniel was in the room. And he was calling her Miss as if they hadn’t spent two nights in a row together just last week. As if he hadn’t whispered I love you into her ear, her neck, and the hairless, opalescent insides of her thighs.
Lexie was still in her high school counselor uniform; that is, she was wearing a sleek gray skirt, black tights, knee-high black boots, and a crisp white blouse. The outfit was a little hip for New Hampshire and certainly not preppy enough for the private boarding school where the beloved Waite son, Ethan, was one of a handful of students who had regular meetings with Lexie.
Ambien!
Lexie said. She had remembered an article she’d recently read about people taking the sleeping pill and then unknowingly eating all of the leftovers in their refrigerator or driving to an ex-wife’s house and trying on her underwear.
You need an Ambien?
Daniel asked. He was staring at her with a hard, distant look. There was no glint of recognition, no slyness of shared secrets, blended fluids, mixed scents.
"I haven’t been sleeping lately and I took one tonight and I must have driven over here on it—WOW!" Lexie tried to act as stunned as one might be if this had actually happened. "WOW. Can you believe it?! Lexie got off the bed and straightened her clothes. She brushed her hand across the bedspread as if fleas or crumbs or something had fallen off her and been left behind.
Wow."
Wow,
Jen said. That’s just crazy! Was the door unlocked?!
Jen looked at Daniel as if to accuse him, once again, of forgetting to lock the front door.
I guess it was unlocked.
Lexie looked down at her boots. Whoa! I must have dressed myself, too!
Don’t you live on campus?
Jen asked. She was still open-mouthed and wild-eyed. This would be a story for her next dinner party. Lexie hoped it would be the only story she’d tell involving her, Lexie. She didn’t want to be outed as that woman, the one who broke up a 20-year marriage by ruthlessly being the easy one in the husband’s life: the one who never asked him to stop at the drugstore and pick up vitamin C, never demanded that he not chew his cereal so loudly, never insisted that he refrain from making sexist jokes in front of company. No, Lexie knew her role in Daniel’s life, and she had stuck to it patiently, lovingly, devotedly. A girlfriend is so much more fun than a wife, and fun is exactly what Lexie had been giving Daniel for the past