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Crowning Achievements
Crowning Achievements
Crowning Achievements
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Crowning Achievements: The Legend of King Arthur is a very historically inaccurate and irreverent fantasy novel for fans of classic British comedies like Blackadder and Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

With great power comes great irresponsibility.

It's hard being a legendary king. Round tables are expensive. For King Arthur, life is a series of catastrophes. It's extremely hard work running his kingdom.

There are many myths and legends about King Arthur. None are true. He wasn't brave, virtuous and wise. He didn't even want a round table. The real Arthur was just an ordinary man turned into a king by a fluke of fate and a touch of magic. This is his story - a comical tale of magic and misadventures, featuring Merlin, Sir Lancelot, Queen Guinevere and a whole host of other legendary characters.

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Release dateSep 1, 2017
ISBN9781386154198
Crowning Achievements
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John Moralee

John Moralee is the author of the Rhode Island murder mystery novel Acting Dead, the British zombie apocalypse thriller Journal of the Living, and the comic fantasy tale Crowning Achievements: The Legend of King Arthur - as well as over two-hundred short stories. He lives in the UK, where his fiction has appeared in magazines and anthologies including The Mammoth Book of Jack the Ripper Stories, Clockwork Cairo: Egyptian Steampunk, Visions III-V, Crimewave, and the British Fantasy Society's magazine. John Moralee's short story collections include Bloodways (horror), The Bone Yard and Other Stories (horror), The Quick and the Dread (horror), Dead and Gone (crime), The Good Soldier (contemporary fiction) and The Tomorrow Tower (science fiction).

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