Cat and Dog Jokes: 151+ Funny Jokes

By Uncle Amon

151+ Funny Cat and Dog Jokes for Kids!

Laughter is the best medicine. Did you know that laughing has scientifically proven positive effects on your physical and mental health? Laughter can help fight stress, increase energy levels, bond with others and even strengthen the body's ability to fight disease! Joke telling can be very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about cats and dogs! Also includes cute illustrations for early and beginning readers.

This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home!

Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny cat and dog joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun, entertainment, and lots of laughing.

Jokes from this funny book...
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites?
A: Catnip!

HAHA!

Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A sun-burned Dalmatian!

LOL!

Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
A: The purr-fect meal!

HAHA!

Q: What side of the dog has the most fur?
A: The outside.

LOL!

Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
A: Because of the tree bark.

HAHA!

Q: What kind of dog is the most colorful?
A: Paint Bernard!

The Funniest Cat and Dog Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)

-Funny and hilarious pet jokes
-Very cute illustrations for viewing
-Excellent for early and beginning readers
-Lots of fun and entertainment for your child
-Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud

This funny joke book is full of hilarious cat and dog jokes! These funny jokes will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about pets will have you rolling on the floor laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.

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• Language: English
• Publisher: Hey Sup Bye Publishing
• Release date: Aug 10, 2017
• ISBN: 9781370305124

Uncle Amon

Uncle Amon began his career with a vision. It was to influence and create positive change in the world through children's books. Whether it be an important lesson or just creating laughs, Uncle Amon provides insightful stories that are sure to bring a smile to your face! His unique style and creativity stand out from other children's book authors, because often times he uses his life experiences to tell a tale of imagination and adventure. Uncle Amon believes in giving back to others. That's why he gives some of his books away for free. "I always shoot for the moon. And if i miss? I'll land in the stars." -Uncle Amon

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Cat and Dog Jokes

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Funny Cat Jokes

Funny Dog Jokes

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