Anna Fung, Asian Bitch

By Matthew W. Grant

By day, she's overweight & klutzy Internet psychic Lisa Loy…
By night, she becomes sleek & sexy martial arts crime-fighting superheroine Anna Fung…

In her action/comedy debut adventure, superheroine Anna Fung spouts wisecracks and kicks ass when the big city of Urbana is hit by a crime wave:  Robbery.  Assault.  Shakedowns.  Children kidnapped off the streets and held for an outrageous ransom.  

Despite the warnings of handsome Detective Rocco DiGiovanni to let the cops do their own jobs, Anna attempts to locate and rescue the missing kids before the local crime boss makes good on his ultimatum: Pay up or the kids get killed!

Anna Fung, Asian Bitch features classic pop culture references, dialogue cheesier than a plate of nachos and double entendres so obvious they make your head ache.  It's filled with campy, over the top fun from beginning to end.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Granite Gate Media
• Release date: Aug 15, 2017
• ISBN: 9781386072218

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