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    Ebook309 pages4 hours

    Fontoon

    By John Schoneboom

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    A zany satire about the absurdity of life set in New York
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDedalus
    Release dateApr 4, 2014
    ISBN9781910213025
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    • 3/5
      The premise is simply stupid and the characters without any appeal. I think it was trying to be funny.