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Celebutards
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"Andrea Peyser is a godsend, and I can't start my day without her." –Sean Hannity
Celebutards. A compound of celebrity, debutante, and retard, this blunt term describes lazy and egotistical stars with too much money, fame, leisure time, and media attention, but too little common sense or knowledge, who love to spout off on topics about which they have zero expertise.
With razor-sharp wit, award-winning New York Post columnist Andrea Peyser explodes the absurdities of the celebutard culture, showing how a dull thinker such as Madonna becomes a self-appointed sage on matters of faith; singer Sheryl Crow urges us to use a single square of toilet paper per wipe while she racks up mileage in her gas-guzzling caravan of SUVs; and hothead Sean Penn morphs into an expert on international diplomacy as he brazenly breaks bread with enemies of his own country like Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez. Always outspoken, Peyser pulls no punches in exposing the Hollywood and Washington libtards for the morons they truly are.
"With an attitude that would frighten James Bond, Andrea Peyser takes on the famous and powerful who are destroying America. Read her book." --Bill O'Reilly
"With Peyser's trademark slashing wit, Celebutards is guaranteed to score a direct hit on pampered Hollywood spokes-persons and other great liberal thinkers." --Ann Coulter
"Andrea tells it like it is. . . She's done a great job." --Donald Trump
"Andrea Peyser's got a bloodhound's nose for hypocrisy and hijinks that we sorely need these days." --Jonah Goldberg, New York Times bestselling author of Liberal Fascism
"Andrea Peyser. . . Today's Worst Person in the World!" --Keith Olbermann
Now Updated with Even More Celebutards!
Celebutards. A compound of celebrity, debutante, and retard, this blunt term describes lazy and egotistical stars with too much money, fame, leisure time, and media attention, but too little common sense or knowledge, who love to spout off on topics about which they have zero expertise.
With razor-sharp wit, award-winning New York Post columnist Andrea Peyser explodes the absurdities of the celebutard culture, showing how a dull thinker such as Madonna becomes a self-appointed sage on matters of faith; singer Sheryl Crow urges us to use a single square of toilet paper per wipe while she racks up mileage in her gas-guzzling caravan of SUVs; and hothead Sean Penn morphs into an expert on international diplomacy as he brazenly breaks bread with enemies of his own country like Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez. Always outspoken, Peyser pulls no punches in exposing the Hollywood and Washington libtards for the morons they truly are.
"With an attitude that would frighten James Bond, Andrea Peyser takes on the famous and powerful who are destroying America. Read her book." --Bill O'Reilly
"With Peyser's trademark slashing wit, Celebutards is guaranteed to score a direct hit on pampered Hollywood spokes-persons and other great liberal thinkers." --Ann Coulter
"Andrea tells it like it is. . . She's done a great job." --Donald Trump
"Andrea Peyser's got a bloodhound's nose for hypocrisy and hijinks that we sorely need these days." --Jonah Goldberg, New York Times bestselling author of Liberal Fascism
"Andrea Peyser. . . Today's Worst Person in the World!" --Keith Olbermann
Now Updated with Even More Celebutards!
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Reviews for Celebutards
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I like reading about clueless, egomaniacal celebs as much as anyone, but this book's "Ewwww, Liberals" slant took away some of the fun.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Oh, but this book is a fun read! Which Celebutard do you have a preference to take a shot at there are so many from which to choose? Take your pick of Sean Penn, Al Gore (Yes, he qualifies with an Oscar.), Paris Hilton (What has she ever done except time?), or my favorite idiot Barbra Streisand.The author roasts them all and many, many more in this book. If you have a few minutes to kill just pick any chapter and start reading. You?ll laugh yourself silly at the antics displayed by these so-called experts.