Thrill-Kinky: Chronicles of the Malcolm, #1

By Teresa Noelle Roberts

When spacer Rita stumbles upon a injured, naked, and absolutely gorgeous winged man during a routine cargo pick-up, things get dangerous—and steamy—fast.  Sexy alien Drax Jalricki is a covert operative whose cover has been blown, but he still needs to finish a mission that will protect three planets. Hiding in plain sight in the middle of a local fertility festival, Drax and Rita discover they have a lot in common, including a shared kink for risky, exhibitionist sex.

Could be a stars-made match, except for the people trying to kill Drax.

Unable to use his wings and suspecting someone in his own government betrayed him, Drax needs help with a crucial step in his mission. Swapping a real artwork for a reproduction loaded with a tracking device so enemy operatives can steal the fake should be nothing Rita’s friends on the space freighter Malcolm, with their diverse and slightly shady skills, can’t manage.

But an infamous assassin is on Drax’s trail, a highly placed traitor is paying the assassin, and Rita’s cat-girl best friend has just revealed her own lethal secrets. Rita and Drax’s feelings for each other may not matter if they don’t live through the night.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Teresa Noelle Roberts
• Release date: Apr 3, 2017
• ISBN: 9781386769422

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Thrill-Kinky

Book 1 in the Chronicles of the Malcolm Series

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Teresa Noelle Roberts

Thrill-Kinky

Teresa Noelle Roberts

Copyright © 2015 by Teresa Noelle Roberts

Cover Design: Kanaxa

Published by: Teresa Noelle Roberts, Mansfield, MA

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Publishing History

1st digital edition / 2015 (Samhain Publishing)

2nd digital edition / 2017

(No substantial changes were made to the text from 1st to 2nd edition.)

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When spacer Rita stumbles upon a injured, naked, and absolutely gorgeous winged man during a routine cargo pick-up, things get dangerous—and steamy—fast.  Sexy alien Drax Jalricki is a covert operative whose cover has been blown, but he still needs to finish a mission that will protect three planets. Hiding in plain sight in the middle of a local fertility festival, Drax and Rita discover they have a lot in common, including a shared kink for risky, exhibitionist sex.

Could be a stars-made match, except for the people trying to kill Drax.

Unable to use his wings and suspecting someone in his own government betrayed him, Drax needs help with a crucial step in his mission. Swapping a real artwork for a reproduction loaded with a tracking device so enemy operatives can steal the fake should be nothing Rita’s friends on the space freighter Malcolm, with their diverse and slightly shady skills, can’t manage.

But an infamous assassin is on Drax’s trail, a highly placed traitor is paying the assassin, and Rita’s cat-girl best friend has just revealed her own lethal secrets. Rita and Drax’s feelings for each other may not matter if they don’t live through the night.

Dedication

To everyone involved in Babylon 5, Farscape and Firefly, and especially Joss Whedon, king of humor in tight situations.

To Bob Dunn, who handed us DVDs of Firefly and said, You have to watch this!

And as always, to Jeff.

Table of Contents

Chronicles of the Malcolm Glossary

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen

Chapter Seventeen

Chapter Eighteen

About the Author

Acknowledgements

A Taste of Bad Kitty (Chronicles of the Malcolm 2)

A Taste of Buck, Naked (Chronicles of the Malcolm 3)

Other Books by Teresa Noelle Roberts

Chronicles of the Malcolm Glossary

Banjal: A low-gravity planet inhabited by winged, humanoid sentients.

Blemond: Blemondians resemble stocky, thick-necked humans except for their eyes, which have slit pupils. Their blood, however, is green. Blemondians have a reputation for being adept at science and technology.

Chillpills: Common light recreational drug, illegal but tolerated on many planets, legal on others. About as intense as marijuana.

Com-pads, a.k.a. coms: About sixty-five generations beyond our cellphones and tablets, these are slightly dated technology in the Malcolm’s universe. Anyone with enough credits now uses neurorelays to communicate and access the Galaxinet if their physiology permits. (Coms have stuck around because certain species can’t use neurorelays.) See neurorelay.

Delebrian ducks: They’re the only warm-blooded creatures on Delebria, and everything regards them as dinner. Unlike ducks on most planets, these ducks have developed sharp, fanged beaks and quick tempers and will often attack first. Hence, madder than a Delebrian duck.

Dirtside: Spacer slang for on-planet.

Driftdwell: Low-life scum. Derived from the fact that the very few organisms that can survive while drifting in the vacuum of space have neither roots nor brains to speak of.

Fizz: Generic term for non-alcoholic carbonated beverage. Some of them are similar to modern Earth soda. Some are savory, bitter, spicy or based on blood, depending on the planet.

Folasking: Banjali curse word, about the intensity of damn.

Glaspoid: Vicious but tasty reptilian with particularly foul feces. Everyone loves to eat roast glaspoid, but no one actually wants to get near a living one.

History-flash or simply flash: Retro fashion—really retro, as in 17th-19th century Earth, complete with capes, bucket boots, brocade, panniers, corsets and even swords. Often history-flash fashions are worn with no regard to which gender would have worn a particular style originally. Heavily influenced by 20th-century swashbuckler movies, which are enjoying a revival.

Hypermarket: A supermarket meets a big-box store meets a vehicle dealership. Everything under one roof, including, on some planets, hookers.

Laserpistol: A hand weapon that uses precisely measured laser bursts instead of solid ammunition—very useful if you need to fight on a spaceship.

Lysander: Arguably the armpit of the galaxy, this planet not only tolerates slavery, child prostitution, dangerous drugs and murder-for-hire, among other vices, it encourages them.

Marl, marling: This curse word is about as rude as dropping an F-bomb but lacks any sexy, fun meanings. It conveys a degree of bad somewhere between a smelly plumbing backup and a life support system problem in deep space.

Medico: Combines the roles of an Earth doctors and an EMT.

Nashbet: Officious, boring person. Literally a small, burrow-dwelling rodent found on Banjal and neighboring planets and by extension, someone stuck on the ground, not reaching for the stars.

Nav-sys: Navigation system.

Neurorelay: Technology implanted directly into the brain that allows instantaneous communication and access to the Galaxinet.

Regen: Short for regeneration, a medical procedure in which healing is accelerated to regrow damaged tissue at a rapid rate, usually in a tank of nutritive fluid. Regeneration of organs and limbs is possible if you have the credits to pay for such extensive work.

Sexytime: Exactly what it sounds like (spacer slang).

Smoothstyle: Elegant, expensive high fashion, and by extension, the lifestyle implied by such clothes.

Whoosh-trains: Ultra-speedy trains that basically fold time and space very briefly. The technology works only over short distances, but it’s made commuting and local travel a breeze.

Zipbike: A solar-powered vehicle, usually for one person, that resembles a motorcycle but travels a few inches above the ground most of the time.

Xylac: A planet known for its extremely spicy food; violent, convoluted and tragic holo-dramas; and summary justice. Its horned humanoid inhabitants resemble the demons of Old Earth lore, but are affable unless given reason to be otherwise.

Chapter One

What a delightful way to spend a holiday on the exotic planet of San’bal Prime—collecting garbage. Rita Anteres couldn’t imagine anything more thrilling. All right, she could imagine a number of more thrilling things, including recharging the fuel cells of the Malcolm, the small independent freighter whose mechanic, backup pilot and general space-grunt she was. At least there would be natives of San’bal to meet at the recharge center, maybe some local snack food she could try. And failing that, at least she could read a book while she was waiting.

The collecting garbage wasn’t as bad as it sounded in her grumpy mental soundtrack. The Malcolm had gotten a lucrative contract hauling industrial slag from San’bal Prime to Blemond. Rita wasn’t clear on the actual process, but San’bal’s waste product was a key component in a new kind of neurorelay they were developing on Blemond.

Boring though it was, Rita was all for highly paid, legal jobs. For that matter, she was all for a new kind of neurorelay. Maybe the competition would drop the price enough that she and the rest of the crew could afford them instead of relying on old-school com-pads. Only Mik and Gan had neurorelays, and her captain and his husband had early models that sometimes caused migraines.

But she’d drawn the short straw and she was out with the floater collecting bins of slag while everyone else from the crew was celebrating Kenu Aram, the local celebration of the gods’ gift of love and desire, in the ways you’d expect. Gan and Mik planned to check out the shows, eat whatever wasn’t still wriggling when it hit the plate, then shag each other’s brains out. (As long as they didn’t encounter anything that smacked of a child being hurt. Her boss had a highly developed sense of outrage, and Gan just liked to rough up bullies.) Xia was looking for a chance to get laid or, failing that, to cause some amusing trouble or pick the pockets of distracted lovers. (And then buy them presents with their own credit chits, because that was what felinoids did when they stole.) Then she would head back to the ship to have a drink with Buck. Buck was getting drunk, which was pretty much the way he celebrated every day he woke up and no one was shooting at him. For that matter, he drank on days someone shot at him, though fortunately that didn’t happen much. A low-level buzz, he said, helped keep the horrors away. When you were a broke veteran of the losing side of a war, it wasn’t easy to get a better treatment than that.

Poor Buck—the wonderful, crazy big brother she and Xia never knew they had until they signed on to the Malcolm.

He’d gone out yesterday while things were still quiet to check out the sights and pick up another bottle of his favorite soy whiskey. But he had no intention of going to the festival itself. Too crowded, too many loud noises, too many things that could trigger his PTSD, and he still had bruises from the last time he’d gotten the horrors in a crowd. Not to mention an outstanding warrant on that planet, because by the time they’d pulled him off the person who’d jostled him one time too many, he’d done some damage.

Buck could have done this job, though. It was plenty quiet here in the industrial district, nothing that would upset Buck’s shattered nerves.

And Rita didn’t want quiet. She wanted to be at the festival. It wasn’t her first time on San’bal, but the last visit had been to a factory town in the desert to deliver some spare parts for the robo-line. Her R&R consisted of rock-climbing with Xia and watching the cat-girl hunt down and eat gulbas, little mammals that occupied the same ecological niche that rabbits did on planets settled by humans. The desert was beautiful and the rock-climbing had been first-rate, but she hadn’t gotten to explore the local culture. The only natives she’d met were a couple of workers who’d helped unload the boxes of parts, and they hadn’t spoken enough Standard to chat. She hadn’t even tried any local food.

But now she was in the capital city with a huge festival in full swing. A festival that was all about love and sex, both of which were lacking in Rita’s life at the moment.

On any other nonhuman planet, Rita would have suspected this San’balese holiday was a case of a local marketing firm picking up on Valentine’s Day, on the theory that if humans would drop hundreds of credits to win a lover or keep on the good side of the one they already had, their people would too. This festival even fell in mid-February on the Standard calendar, which was arbitrarily based on that of Old Earth, although on San’bal, it was high summer.

But if any race was going to have its own traditional festival of love and desire, it would be the San’balese. Every woman in the galaxy knew that there was nothing like a San’balese romance novel or holo—even if you had to gloss over the sex scenes to ignore the extra limbs. Not to mention the extra sex organs.

She drew a line at actually fooling around with four-armed quadrupeds. She wasn’t prejudiced, but she suspected it would be awkward at best, if not physically impossible. But that didn’t mean she couldn’t see the sights, dance to the music, have a few drinks and whatever greasy local street food a human could digest, maybe flirt with a San’balese guy and enjoy a playful kiss or two.

Kenu Aram was the biggest holiday of the year on San’bal, a high holy day as well as a huge party, though Rita didn’t know much about the religious aspect. That would be interesting to research during the next long flight, but right now the party was enough for her. The entire planet was decked out in green and purple flowers. Their sweet, citrusy fragrance filled the air, and priest-like characters in purple and green robes were handing bouquets and blessings to anyone who appeared to be single. Music echoed from every corner and courtyard. Every restaurant in town had seating spilling over into the streets, and street vendors sold candy and a bubbly green alcoholic drink that was apparently the local equivalent of champagne. It was bigger than Valentine’s Day and Mardi Gras and that wacky spring agricultural festival on Khetti with the giant penis puppets rolled into one, with partying in the streets, masks, costumes, and occasional public nudity.

Rita wanted to experience it all, dammit. She was a spacer for exotic adventure and seeing new sights. It certainly wasn’t for the money, which was usually erratic and piss-poor when you worked on a tramp ship, especially when your captain had a heroic streak that, however laudable, led to breaking local laws on a lot of more backwater planets.

And it certainly wasn’t for the glamorous lifestyle. She spent her life on a cramped cargo ship with a drunken, handicapped ex-soldier who couldn’t afford limb regen, an intergalactic slacker sex kitten, complete with ears and tail, who was Rita’s best friend, but was also trouble going somewhere to happen, and a married queerbent couple whose hobby was rescuing abused children no matter what the cost. Rita loved her crewmates, but she’d been looking forward to spending time away from them, not working, soaking up the culture of an appealingly exotic world, and meeting some new people.

Including, in her dreams, a candidate for a festival fling. There must be some anatomically compatible tourists wandering around Kenu Aram hoping to get lucky, and if the universe had any sense of justice, or even of fun, Rita would be out there getting lucky with one of them.

Of course, Rita knew better than to think the universe went in for fair play. Otherwise Mik wouldn’t have to worry about rescuing exploited kids because there wouldn’t be any. While the universe was in the business of making things fair, he and Gan could be in charge of a luxury cruise liner instead of the rickety Malcolm, Xia would meet someone who liked her style of adorable naughtiness and could afford to pay off the people she annoyed, and Buck would still have both his legs and a future. Maybe even a family. Everything about Buck suggested that if his planet hadn’t been invaded when he was still young and idealistic, he’d be a contented dirtsider with a steady working-class job, a wife and a passel of kids.

At the very least, Rita would have the day off today, and maybe a date with someone hot, humanoid and non-contagious—ability to speak any language she did a bonus. Oh, she had bigger dreams, but for today she’d settle for some of the little things.

Instead, she was maneuvering a floater through an industrial park, collecting bins of slag. Lift ’em with the antigrav device, tip ’em into the big bin on the back of the floater, move on to the next one. Repeat until she found herself checking whether Buck had stashed a bottle in the floater, though it wasn’t lunchtime yet. (Alas, he hadn’t.) The only good thing about this particular job, besides the pay and the fact it was so dull she could daydream while she did it, was that the stuff supposedly wasn’t toxic.

Supposedly. Of course, they’d been lied to before about things like that.

As she positioned the antigrav at the next recycling bin, she thought she heard banging and rattling coming from inside.

A trapped animal? While moving bins, she’d already startled a gulba, a number of ratlike leetas, a couple of stray cats and some animals she couldn’t identify, but must be pets, since they had collars. If an animal were stuck inside, she’d try to find some way to get it out.

Rita used the antigrav to raise the bin’s heavy lid, then carefully moved the floater over so she could peer inside. Sympathy for animals or not, she’d rather keep a safe distance from a startled, potentially irate thing with teeth and claws.

At first, what she was seeing didn’t make sense: rust, amber and saffron-colored feathers, tipped with black, and a swath of something green and purple that might have been festival draperies.

A gigantic bird?

But there weren’t any birds on San’bal, according to what she’d been able to learn on the Galaxinet, and she hadn’t seen anyone on her previous visit. If there had been birds, Xia would have chased and probably caught them, even if they’d been as big as this appeared to be.

A discarded costume with an animal underneath it? Part of last night’s festivities had involved the locals all running around in fabulous costumes, drinking copious quantities of the green bubbly booze.

Some costumed person who’d enjoyed way too much of green bubbly and had climbed into a recycling bin to sleep it off? It didn’t seem like a desirable location for that, but maybe his equally drunk friends tossed him in as a joke.

While she was still trying to sort it out, the lump of feathers moved.

Rolled over.

Opened his eyes.

Stars and moons! Not a bird, not a costumed drunk—a Banjali.

Maybe she should have thought of that sooner, but you hardly ever saw Banjalis off Banjal. Their glorious wings were only fully functional on low-gravity planets, and anything approaching Old Earth normal, like San’bal, was uncomfortable.

Hey, are you all right? Rita asked, hoping he could understand her. Need a hand getting out? The gravity was probably too high for him to fly easily, especially if he was hung over.

The Banjali stirred, giving her a better view.

Definitely male. Definitely gorgeous. And definitely naked. Xia’s tail would have started twitching at first sight.

The pleasure of that view, however, was spoiled by the strips of purple and green synthsilk—they could have been torn from the buntings that draped anything in the city