Watching the Smokeshow (while waiting for the mothership)

By Charles Kollin

For the first time in history, all that is and can be known is available to each of us at the click of a mouse. We now have the ability to benefit from the teachings of the world's most brilliant minds, something that was once reserved for the elite at a very great cost. Our culture should be nearing perfection. It isn't and in fact appears to be spiraling down an intellectual and moral drain. Knowledge and wisdom definitely don't equate. We may want to wonder why.

This book won't make many friends in Scientific, Government or Church circles or stay in everybody's comfort zone, nor is it supposed to, as that would make reading it a waste of your time. It is meant to challenge the many deceptions that have been perpetrated on an innocent and trusting population. When you're done with this book, you will realize that much of what is taught in school, learned in church and is told to you by your government is an illusion and a delusion. This book isn't intended to be offensive, so every attempt has been made to remain politically correct and encourage a wee bit of elegance while making valid points. The author would like to thank Fast Phil, Mr. Jacob P, Mr. Daniel Roy, Ted, Irine and the lads, the folks @ SpellCheck and everyone who arrived in Canada aboard the Neo Helios.

WATCHING THE SMOKESHOW is dedicated to the memory of Mrs. Eunice Wallis, M.Ed, who served in the Royal Canadian Air Force and her sister, Brigadier and hospital administrator, Edith Kollin B.Sn of the Salvation Army, two elegant ladies of great courage and wisdom. The world was far better when they left us than when they arrived. They are missed.

“The first priest was the first rogue who met the first fool”.
Voltaire

"I furthermore promise and declare that I will, when opportunity present, make and wage relentless war, secretly or openly, against all heretics, Protestants, and Liberals, as I am directed to do, to extirpate and exterminate them from the face of the whole earth; and that I will spare neither age, sex or condition; and that I will hang, waste, boil, flay, strangle and bury alive these infamous heretics, rip up the stomachs and wombs of their women and crush their infants' heads against the walls, in order to annihilate forever their execrable race. That when the same cannot be done openly, I will secretly use the poisoned cup, the strangulating cord, the steel of the poniard or the leaden bullet, regardless of the honor, rank, dignity, or authority of the person or persons, whatever may be their condition in life, either public or private, as I at any time may be directed so to do by any agent of the Pope or Superior of the Brotherhood of the Holy Faith, of the Society of Jesus".
A portion of the oath taken by the Jesuits, including Pope Francis

“Any physical theory is provisional in the sense that it can never be proven. A proven theory becomes a fact. If a theory can be disproven by even a single observation that disagrees with the theory' predictions, the theory dies'”.
Mr. Stephen Hawking.

"Never before have so many people in so many countries even educated and supposedly sophisticated people been so intellectually helpless, drowning, as it were, in a maelstrom of conflicting, confusing cacophonous ideas.”.
Mr. Alvin Toffler

"Follow the money".
Watergate informant, “Deep Throat"

"Because no lie can live forever".
Mr. Ben Stein

• Language: English
• Publisher: Charles Kollin
• Release date: Oct 19, 2016
• ISBN: 9780995156012

Charles Kollin

Canadian born, Kollin is a traveler who occasionally engages in off-shore projects. He is working on another book, "10 Days with bin Laden and other Intrigues".

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WATCHING THE SMOKESHOW

(while waiting for the mother ship)

Copyright 2016 Charles Kollin

Published by Charles Kollin at Smashwords

Edited by Mr. David Donnelly

Legal by Mr. Jacob P

Smashwords Edition, License Notes

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INDEX

PROLOGUE

CHAPTER 1: FEMINISM

CHAPTER 2: HILLARY LEARN TO OBEY

CHAPTER 3: THE ASSASSINATION OF AN

AMERICAN LEGEND

CHAPTER 4: THE ENVIRO-HUSTLE

CHAPTER 5: FORT MCMONEY

CHAPTER 6: WATER

CHAPTER 7: SOMETHING FISHY

CHAPTER 8: RACISM

CHAPTER 9: BLACK LIVES MATTER

CHAPTER 10: THE MEDIA

CHAPTER 11: LIFE AT THE LODGE

CHAPTER 12: THE HOMELESS HUSTLE

CHAPTER 13: ALTERNATIVE SEXUALITY

CHAPTER 14: EUGENICS

CHAPTER 15: CANADIAN HEALTH care

CHAPTER 16 CANADA THE AD-HOCRACY

CHAPTER 17: PRIME MINISTERS

CHAPTER 18: AMERICAN LEADERS

CHAPTER 19: GALACTIC PROBLEMS

CHAPTER 20: EVOLUTION

CHAPTER 21: A BRIEF HISTORY OF CHRISTIANITY

CHAPTER 22: GENESIS AND THE TORAH

CHAPTER 23: BOOK OF MORMON

CHAPTER 24: BAYES and BEES BOUNCING OFF WINDOWS

PROLOGUE

For the first time in history, all that is and can be known is available to each of us at the click of a mouse. We now have the ability to benefit from the teachings of the world's most brilliant minds, something that was once reserved for the elite at a very great cost. Our culture should be nearing perfection. It isn't and in fact appears to be spiraling down an intellectual and moral drain. Knowledge and wisdom definitely don't equate. We may want to wonder why.

This book won't make many friends in Scientific, Government or Church circles or stay in everybody's comfort zone, nor is it supposed to, as that would make reading it a waste of your time. It is meant to challenge the many deceptions that have been perpetrated on an innocent and trusting population. When you're done with this book, you will realize that much of what is taught in school, learned in church and is told to you by your government is an illusion and a delusion. This book isn't intended to be offensive, so every attempt has been made to remain politically correct and encourage a wee bit of elegance while making valid points. The author would like to thank Fast Phil, Mr. Jacob P, Mr. Daniel Roy, Ted, Irine and the lads, the folks @ SpellCheck and everyone who arrived in Canada aboard the Neo Helios.

WATCHING THE SMOKESHOW is dedicated to the memory of Mrs. Eunice Wallis, M.Ed, who served in the Royal Canadian Air Force and her sister, Brigadier and hospital administrator, Edith Kollin BScN of the Salvation Army, two elegant ladies of great courage and wisdom. The world was far better when they left us than when they arrived. They are missed.

The first priest was the first rogue who met the first fool.

Voltaire

I furthermore promise and declare that I will, when opportunity present, make and wage relentless war, secretly or openly, against all heretics, Protestants, and Liberals, as I am directed to do, to extirpate and exterminate them from the face of the whole earth; and that I will spare neither age, sex or condition; and that I will hang, waste, boil, flay, strangle and bury alive these infamous heretics, rip up the stomachs and wombs of their women and crush their infants' heads against the walls, in order to annihilate forever their execrable race. That when the same cannot be done openly, I will secretly use the poisoned cup, the strangulating cord, the steel of the poniard or the leaden bullet, regardless of the honor, rank, dignity, or authority of the person or persons, whatever may be their condition in life, either public or private, as I at any time may be directed so to do by any agent of the Pope or Superior of the Brotherhood of the Holy Faith, of the Society of Jesus.

A portion of the oath taken by the Jesuits, including Pope Francis

Any physical theory is provisional in the sense that it can never be proven. A proven theory becomes a fact. If a theory can be disproven by even a single observation that disagrees with the theory' predictions, the theory dies'.

Mr. Stephen Hawking.

Never before have so many people in so many countries even educated and supposedly sophisticated people been so intellectually helpless, drowning, as it were, in a maelstrom of conflicting, confusing cacophonous ideas..

Mr. Alvin Toffler

Follow the money.

Watergate informant, Deep Throat

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Mr. Jiddu Krishnamurti

Because no lie can live forever.

Mr. Ben Stein

CHAPTER 1: FEMINISM

Thoughts wear today's fads, witch hunts proliferate and human folly is manifest as some new trend sloshes indiscriminately through our brains like buckets of slop.

Ms. Barbara Amiel

Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded, responsible, thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation and eliminate the male sex".

The SCUM Manifesto by Valerie Solanas (Play-write, failed assassin, part-time prostitute, now dead)

All she wants to do is dance.

Don Henley

Women have served in the American Armed Forces since early in the 20th century (40,000 women experienced combat conditions in the Persian Gulf). 9 women have been awarded either; the Medal of Honor, the Distinguished Service Cross or the Navy Cross (none since World War 2). More than 3500 Medals of Honor, 13,000 Distinguished Service Crosses, and 6000 Navy Crosses have been awarded. 1355 Victoria Crosses have been awarded, one of them to a woman.

There will always be those among us who aren't satisfied with being a grain of sand. They must be at the center of everyone's attention...24-7-365, call it a craving, a fixation or a mental illness if you like. In order to satisfy their urges, they become environmental activists, Black Lives Matter supporters (not always black), card-carrying Democrats, feminists (not always female), bisexual or they seek out creative new ways of becoming victimized, which then gives them The Power so now, You People Better Listen Up. Perhaps they came out of their mother's womb clutching a protest sign. Instead of mama or dada, their first words might have been,I just need closure. Their values du jour are sporadically discarded and replaced by a brand new set of urgent priorities. Because their fantasies must become everybody's reality, they aren't always easy to be around. Anyone who hesitates to wholeheartedly embrace their synaptic frenzies risks being branded as intolerant, an outcast or an outlaw. A few folk might remember when phrenology was the rage.

The last 178 *(1) years, (beginning with the reign of Queen Victoria) have been good to western feminism and now they finally have control of their own destiny. What else could they want? Well... according to Crack Smoking Suffragette*(2) thinking...total control...of everyone and everything.

A glimpse into the chemically infused powerful thinking of the liberated femyle, reveals a whirling maelstrom of abstract angsts and moral dilemmas: Are her teeth white enough? Who says she can't be a princess? Is it still cool to have a lesbian lover? Who does her hair? Doesn't she know that looks retarded? Why doesn't she mind her own business? How many facelifts*(3) is too many? Why shouldn't fat people wear spandex? Why is their mother/ sister/ daughter such a bitch? Was Moby Dick a STD? Why won't men obey her? What is introspection all about? In a complex world of 8 billion people, it's all about her.

Ad agencies are paid a lot of money to help womyn think and shop. Evidently, they know what works. TV ads featuring womyn skydiving, riding horseback or giving that hip replacement a workout on the dance floor while wearing an adult diaper cause us to wonder if a lifetime of bouncing heads off of glass ceilings may be doing some damage. The un-taxed, $50 billion U.S. cosmetics industry*(4) tells womyn that they can look, feel and act younger while stressing words like power, control, hunky, and yummy. (We can hardly wait for commercials selling the hymenoplasty procedure that restores a womyn's virginity. Imagine the next time feeling like the very first time). These ads are often aired during hockey and football games and benefit men by helping them discover their feminine side. Men only appear in these commercials if they are; part of asalt and pepper pairing, villainous, much younger, grossly incompetent, subservient or sitting in the passenger seat. A recent ad for a Japanese car company listed a dozen or so family members (mom, grandma, little brother, aunt, uncle) that would enjoy a ride in their product. Dad, Papa or Father, didn't make the list. Commercials directed towards men, on the other hand, emphasize independence and usually show them doing something constructive so that they can put food on the table...or pay off a lawyer.

The late Valerie Solanas, author of The SCUM Manifesto and one time, contemporary of Hillary Clinton defined a mixed marriage as one between a man and his exploited womyn and believed that such a marriage must be barged into and busted up. She went on to say that homosexuals, by their shimmering, shining example, encourage men to be a man. Solanas ordered all men to begin their sentences with, I am a turd, a lowly abject turd and then carry on. She wrote that in in a sane society the male would trot along obediently after the female. The male is docile and easily led, easily subjected to the domination of any femyle, who cares to dominate him. The male, in fact, wants desperately to be led by femyles, wants Mama in charge.

An organization called Radicalesbians defines a lesbian as the rage of all womyn condensed to the point of explosion (anger certainly seems to be the feminist constant). They feel that the word dyke is different and a worse kind of put down than the word faggot, also that the term lesbian is a label invented by men (apparently none of them has studied Greek geography), that describes any womyn who dares to assert her prerogatives or the primacy of her own needs.

Author, Marilyn Frye, another contemporary of Clinton, believes that men, unaborted fetuses and old people, older femyles included, are parasites on womyn. She is now in her 70s. Presumably, she has made amends with her own parasitized mother.

Mary Kay Letourneau, a 30s something American school teacher, believes that sexual relations with a child are only exploitive if carried out by a heterosexual male. Letourneau engaged in sexual relations with and became pregnant by one of her students, a 12-year old boy. Because her crime was committed in America, she spent 6 years in prison. Had she been Canadian where an older man with a younger woman is an exploiter but an older womyn with a younger man is liberated", she would have been compared to Gandhi or Mandela.

Feminist author, Sandra Y.L. Korn, writing in the Harvard University newspaper, The Crimson, believes that:If our university community opposes racism, sexism, and heterosexism*(5), why should we put up with research that counters our goals (the goals of radical feminism) simply in the name of academic freedom? She called for the end of academic freedom and in its place a more rigorous standard: one of academic justice.

A few feminists have managed to endure the exploitative reproductive process, so now, a generation of boys and girls, brought up to abhor everything masculine, is upon us. Most of them are unaware of life's realities, have no survival skills and aren't even aware that seeds planted in some soil will produce a meal in a few weeks, but are X-Box and Play-Station superstars. Just ask them. They'll be happy to tell you all about it.

North Americans enjoy some of the finest infrastructures on the planet, which was built and is maintained by hard working men. None of it has appeared by magic. Without those efforts, most Americans and Canadians would be living in tents or shabby little hovels. Waving a wand won't prevent buildings and bridges (even in Quebec) from falling down. Men have built and maintain the homes you live in, the schools that you learn in, the buildings that you work in, the hospitals that you heal in, the churches that you worship in, the streets you drive on and the bridges you cross. Those men who have spent a lifetime building Canada now find that they have been swept to the curb like so much useless detritus to be disrespected and abused, often by youngsters, who have never had a father figure in their young lives and don't seem to understand that they will eventually grow to be the men that their mother has taught them to hate. We're noticing that many in the service industry will only serve women. There is no verbal refusal, the cashier just walks away from her till when a man presents himself and doesn't return or re-open her till until a woman is ready to make a purchase. Apparently, men just have to learn to be patient... or shop somewhere else. Customer Service clerks either ignore or provide us with wildly inaccurate information. The word Sir hasn't been heard in a Canadian mall in decades. Small wonder Mr. Donald Trump's run for The Presidency is so well received. He might be the straight shooter who is capable of cutting the Gordian Knot that is America. More than a few Canucks might start to think 51st State if his efforts are successful.

*(1) Women have sat on the British Throne for 126 of the last 178 years. At the beginning of Queen Victoria's reign, it was said that the sun never sets on the British Empire which had grown into the largest most powerful empire in history. The Industrial Revolution, which began in England exported efficiency and a vast increase in quality of life to all corners of the globe. British engineers and industrialists designed and built steam engines, so efficient, that when fed 10 pounds of coal, performed work equivalent to that done in 80 hours by a healthy man. Enormous wealth flowed into the Empire and fortunes were made. Coal was cheaper and much more efficient than slaves so England (Luddites take note) didn't need slaves - they were too expensive*(1-1). Today, all that's left is a sad little island, ruled by a Monarchy that seems unable to grasp current realities that can only export people. Brits longing for a return to those days of glory shouldn't hold their breath. Their King-in-waiting is famous for his cookie making skills and wanting to replace his wife's feminine hygiene products with his Royal and Majestical self.

*(1-1) Although more than 100,000 Irish children were forcibly taken from their parents and sold as slaves into the Americas

*(2) Crack cocaine abuse is no longer restricted to scantily clad ladies who stand on street corners all hours of the night. More than 90% of U.S. paper currency tests positive for cocaine residue. Mr. Paul Arcangeli introduced the world to the phrase, crack smoking stupid.

*(3) Botulinum Toxin or Botox is considered to be the most toxic substance