Dancing Aztecs

By Donald E. Westlake

When sixteen copies of a famous Aztec statue arrive in New York, men will die to find out which one is the real thing.

A small South American republic has decided to capitalize on its national symbol: a prized gold statue of a dancing Aztec priest. The president asks a sculptor to make sixteen copies of it for sale abroad. The sculptor replaces the original with one of his fakes, and ships the real one to New York City for an under-the-table sale to a museum. The statues travel to America spread out among five crates, labeled to ensure that delivery goes as planned. But it doesn't work.

Asked to pick up the crate marked 'E' at the airport, delivery man Jerry Manelli, confused by his client's Spanish accent, takes crate 'A' instead. The statue disappears into the city, leading him on a baffling chase, which -- if he comes up with the wrong Aztec -- could cost him his life.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Head of Zeus
• Release date: Jun 1, 2014
• ISBN: 9781784088941

Donald E. Westlake

Donald E. Westlake has written numerous novels during the past 40 years, under his own name and various pseudonyms--most famously Richard Stark. He is generally regarded as the greatest writer of comic mystery of all time. Many of his books have been made into movies, including The Hunter which was filmed first as the noir classic with Lee Marvin and Angie Dickinson, and then as Payback starring Mel Gibson. He has won three Edgar Allan Poe Awards, and has been named a Grand Master by the Mystery Writers of America.

Reviews for Dancing Aztecs

[araneida_1 · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

Hilarious!

[hardlyhardy · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

For nearly 40 years I have believed "Dancing Aztecs" to be one of Donald E. Westlake's funniest novels. Returning to it for the first time since its publication in 1976 has confirmed my belief. The novel, at 374 pages also one of Westlake's longest, really is a joy to read.The plot is both simple and complex at the same time. A number of imitation gold statues of a dancing Aztec priest have been sent from South America to New York City and distributed as thank-you gifts to members of a civic-minded sports committee, but thanks to a mix-up, the original gold statue worth a million dollars becomes hidden among them.That's the simple part. It gets complicated because so many different characters have statues and a gradually increasing number of people, both mobsters and ordinary joes, are trying to find the valuable one. If you have seen "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World," you will have an idea of what this story is like, except that Westlake's version is a lot more fun. Somehow he manages to make each of these many greedy characters unique, each one with his or her own story and personality. There's the idiotic college professor. There's the swimming pool salesman who sleeps with other men's wives but loves his mom best. And so on. Following the action, and there is plenty of action, is not nearly as difficult for the reader as it might seem.The novel seems a bit dated now, not so much because of technological change as social change. No reputable publisher would be likely to accept some of the slurs directed at blacks and homosexuals, not all of which are character-driven. If one can forgive that as a product of the times, "Dancing Aztecs" stands as one of the funniest novels you are likely to read.

[sloopjonb · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

Everybody's looking for something.This book (aka A New York Dance) is one of Westlake's finest comic crime capers, quite worthy of comparison with the Dortmunder canon. Jerry Manelli has a little moving business out at JFK airport, moving things from here to there without necessarily getting the owners' consent first. One day he is asked to move a small crate ... but due to some confusion over the Spanish alphabet he moves the wrong crate. One thing leading to another he finds out what was in the right crate, and then he (and a whole bunch of other people) start a frantic chase across New York (and even some way into America) for the genuine Dancing Aztec. It's funny; it has great characters; it has a marvellous plot; it has many of those Westlake trademark asides; and the UK edition omits the Descalzo subplot that is to my mind one subplot too many. I say you buy it, and would I lie to you?Everybody's looking for a good book, and once in a while, somebody finds one.