Democrat Zombies from Space
By R. K. Delka
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When a small group of alien zombies land near Washington, D.C., liberal president Dudley Toobit is set to destroy them--until he discovers that the aliens only eat Republican brains. Enthralled by the idea of exterminating his political opposition, the president lets the zombies roam free. As they multiply, turning each victim into a brainless Democrat, the Republican party nears the brink of extinction.
But Flash Lambo, conservative radio superstar, has no intention of standing idly by. With his unique ability to reach the millions of Republicans that find themselves under attack, it's up to him to stop the carnage that the uninvited aliens have unleashed.
Can Lambo save his Party, conservatism, and the country? Or will an ever-growing population of brainless Democrat zombies destroy the greatest republic man has ever known?
R. K. Delka
R. K. Delka lives on Long Island with his wife, two children, two cats, and Cuban-bred (but not communist) Havanese.
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Democrat Zombies from Space - R. K. Delka
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author's imagination or are
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Copyright © 2016 R. K. Delka
All rights reserved.
First Edition: September 2016
To Isabella and Liam, always remember:
You can be anything you want in this life.
Except a Democrat!
--Love Dad
CHAPTER 1
The spaceship touched down.
Inside, Hozay glanced at the eleven other aliens in the craft, each strapped into their seats and staring ahead, nearly motionless, dutifully waiting for the next command. Sometimes he envied them--an existence where he had no desire, or ability, to think for himself would certainly make life less complicated.
When the hydraulics of an overhead hatch hissed and a metal ramp fell gently to the floor, he quickly snapped his head back and kept an expressionless forward gaze--just like the others.
The group's leader descended the ramp, opened the door to the outside, and gave a thought command to his followers: find food.
In an obedient synchronized fashion, the aliens unstrapped themselves and exited the ship in single file.
Hozay mixed into the middle of the line and, as always, matched the others movement for movement--lest the leader realize that he had a mind of his own and the ability to think, giving him the potential to stray from the herd. Of course, he did have a mind and he did have that potential, but he had yet to find the planet that was worth the risk of defecting.
As they stepped out onto the moonlit ground in the middle of a clearing in the woods, each of the aliens wandered away from the ship in a different direction. Hozay took in the sensations of the new world--the smell of various flowers and leaves, the feel of tree bark, and the sound of crickets and other late night critters. This place did not seem very different from so many others they had landed on.
But maybe it was different.
He looked around and, sure that no eyes were on him, gazed toward the heavens. With a deep sigh, he prayed. In his mind. No words. No gestures or movements. No indication of any kind as to what he was doing. He asked God, as he had so many times before, to let this be the place he could finally call home.
A bustling in the green brush at his feet grabbed his attention.
He kneeled and listened. Something was down there, scurrying in the leaves. His eyes darted left and right, searching for the source of the sound. The alien shot his hand into the brush and snatched a brown rat. He stood and held the squirming animal up to the moonlight to study it. It was small, but that meant nothing. Sometimes, small things had delicious brains. He put the rat's head to his nose and breathed in.
The putrid odor burned his nostrils and flowed down the back of his throat where it settled like a noxious mix of infected cosmic dust. He gagged and coughed, and then slammed the little animal to the ground. For good measure, he stomped on it.
There,
a fellow alien said, pointing through a thicket of small trees. Between the branches, a dim light shined in the distance.
Hozay joined the others and ventured through the woods toward a small campsite. As they neared a cluster of tents, a sweet smell permeated the still air. The aliens stopped to take a few deep breaths, grunting and groaning with satisfaction at the delightful aroma. Then, each alien found a tent to enter.
But Hozay paused. He took another deep inhale, savoring the scent that tantalized his nose. It was unlike anything he had ever smelled before.
A moment later, screams from a nearby tent flooded the night air, but they were quickly muffled. A groan of pain came from another tent. From another, the sound of a scuffle, but it lasted only a second, ending with a crack and whimper.
A man with a shotgun burst out of the tent in front of Hozay. Who the hell are you?
he said, raising his weapon and pointing it at the alien's chest. He squinted to get a better look at the being that stood before him in the night. As similar as the alien looked to a human, it was clear to the man that it was not from his world. He pulled the trigger.
The shot rang out and a spray of lead peppered Hozay's chest. Unaffected, the alien ignored it.
A look of horror overcame the man. He stepped backward, tripping and stumbling onto the ground in his tent.
Hozay followed. He reached down and grabbed the sides of the man's head, pulling him up and taking a giant sniff into his ear. The alien's mouth watered.
As the man struggled to no avail, Hozay put his mouth to the side of his victim's head and sucked. Brain shot through the human's ear like a lumpy smoothie through a thin straw. When the alien finished slurping, he dropped the lifeless body and kneeled beside it.
He dug his fingers into his victim's facial orifices, struggling to reach deeper into the human's skull and scrape up every last bit of brain. As he sucked his fingers clean from the most delectable meal in a