Questionable Parts of Town
By Bob Wakulich
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Enjoy a poetic journey through topics ranging from being a big, strong boy to dancing around Paris.
Bob Wakulich
Bob Wakulich received an MFA in Creative Writing from the University of British Columbia in 1999. He also holds a BFA in Writing with a Film Studies Minor from the University of Victoria (1996), a BA in Sociology from Lakehead University (1977), and he attended the Banff School of Fine Arts Summer Writing Workshop in 1979 and 1980.His short stories, poems, and commentaries have appeared in a number of journals, magazines, newspapers, and anthologies in Canada, the US, and Europe, as well as on CBC Radio and in cyberspace. He currently lives in Cranbrook, British Columbia.
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Questionable Parts of Town - Bob Wakulich
Questionable Parts of Town
-a collection of flash fiction, prose poetry and poetry
Copyright 2016 Bob Wakulich
Published by Bob Wakulich at Smashwords
ISBN 9781370635092
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Acknowledgements
Many thanks to Gail, Lara, Mr. & Mrs. G, and Mom.
Thanks also to Pennywise (Kaslo, BC), Black Apple (Lethbridge, AB), Jim Andrews and the Mocambopo Reading Series (Victoria, BC), Yael Wand and the folks at The Living Closet (Vancouver, BC), Tremors Magazine at the University of Victoria, The West End Writers Society (Vancouver, BC), SubTerrain Magazine (Vancouver, BC), Tamara Fairchild and the folks at The Canadian Journal of Contemporary Literary Stuff (Toronto, ON), The Astrophysicist’s Tango Partner Speaks (NY), Roots (UBC), Paris/Atlantic (France), Tickleace (NF), Star Trek: The Poems (UK), And Other Travels (St. Catharines, ON), Tales From the Script (COTR), The Allegheny Review (US), Rampike (Toronto, ON), Yarmarok (Edmonton, AB), Beyond Bad Times (Edmonton, AB), The Broken City (Toronto), and American Goat (US).
Thanks also to Karl Jirgens, Jack Hodgins, Derk Wynand, Lorna Crozier, Keith Maillard, George McWhirter, that old guy who used to catch smelt off the pier in Port Dalhousie, and Walter the clown.
CONTENTS:
The Rise and Demise of the 24 Hour Flu
The Completely False Dust Jacket Biography of Pierre Berton
The Lament of the Big, Strong Boy
The Bull Artist
Career Development
Everyone is in Love with the Waitress Here
The Exquisite American
Eyes
The Guy with the Lunch Pail at the Bus Stop
How School Was
The Secret of My Limited Success
Yelling at the Ocean
The Old Man and the Sleigh
So Much Depends Upon a Bus at a Stoplight in Coleman
Social Equations
Sprawling, Lusty Mini-Novels
The Wake for the Unknown Soldier
The Supplementary Adventures of Don Juan
God Attends Another Undeclared War
Viagra
Regression
There Will Be No Dancing in the Psych Ward Tonight
An Abridged Version of a Federal Leaders’ Debate
The Airport Drift
Why the Seagulls Keep Laughing
Twenty Floors Up on the Patio
You Will Be the Third Child
S&P
Love and Public Broadcasting
Memo to Leonard Cohen
False Memories
When Heroes Fade
Millennium
Great Canadian Rewrites
The Completely Condensed Christian Gospel
The Basis of Paranoia
An English Instructor Sorts for the Sally Ann
Hopeless
The Deathbed Confession of an Imminent Christian
The Recognition of Talent
Coins
Dey Goddit at Kenaidyan Tire
Her Father’s Shoes
Memories Too Big For a Suitcase
Reality and the Value of a Few Words From its Sponsors
Helena’s Kitchen
Justin
Things to Do in Canada
Welfare
Thirty Second Avenues
Dancing with an Echo
Alcohol Pudding
Animal Magnetism
Ativan
The Express Bus
Viewing the Deceased
Wearing a Dead Man’s Hat
Seven Things My Dad Told Me…
Arthur the Sailor
I Love This Place, and I Hate This Place…
The Publishers’ Cocktail Party
Issues Related to Detailed Late Night Peer Analysis of Literature
The Accoutrements of a Patron Saint
For the Viewing of My Scars, There Is a Charge
Shiver
Smokey Joe’s
Underground
The Vane
After the Seminar
What Really Happened
The Old City Hall
I Don’t Know What to Say Any More
Star Trek: Not on This Voyage
We Just Kept on Going
Two Long-Acquainted Tail-End Boomers Talk and Take a Stroll
Poor Traits in the Artist as a Young Man
Radio
Dancing Around Paris
A Lonely Montana Road
You are about to be infected by this poem
Ordinary Folktales
The Rise and Demise of the 24 Hour Flu
Later on, it was established that the stomach of the subject started its descent sometime after getting off the streetcar, although impending sickness wasn't really considered until people at the next table at the restaurant began to resemble a movie out of sync. The metal coffee spoon began to feel rubbery, the last refill had all the appeal of diesel fuel, and an ugly stranger was looking back at him from the shaky, hot beige, liquid mirror made possible by the addition of two tepid doses of an edible oil product.
Walking home with tentative steps in a state of uninspired woozy, the subject observed that even though the flat, grey sky was spitting random drops of rain, no one had bothered to open their telescoping umbrellas, which they carried at their sides like handsaws and pistols. (Cut briefly to the opening of Gunsmoke.) I remember thinking that maybe that egg salad sandwich was off.
There was a tingling in the upper muscles of the cheeks, normal breathing became insubstantial, laboured puffs, and a number of attempts were made to re-position a fedora