Don't Piss Off The Fairies

By C.C. Naughton

Nellie stopped believing in fairies when she was very small, although her Gran insisted they make extremely tiny shoes and give them a bowl of milk to drink each night. Why they had to be the ones to keep the irritating little things clothed and fed was beyond Nellie’s understanding.

Then one day, the fairies took Gran. Just like that, she was gone; in her place was only a note scratched onto a leaf. Nellie had to accept they were real, if a bit lacking in manners and subtlety.

What happened next was so incredible that surely you would think anyone mad for the telling. But Nellie’s story is as real as any story can be, and her life was completely turned inside-out, thanks to those creepy (yet also adorable) fairies.

• Language: English
• Publisher: C.C. Naughton
• Release date: Aug 18, 2016
• ISBN: 9781370287741

C.C. Naughton

C.C. Naughton is the author of two fantasy series, The Tales of Twinkle Dingle (humorous fantasy) and the Beneath the Birch Tree saga (fairy tale re-tellings). Her work is greatly inspired by her first literary loves of fairy tales, folklore, and mythology, and her long-time interest in Settlement-era Iceland. When she is not writing or reading, she spends her time herding cats with her life-partner, sewing weird plushies, and trying to figure out how her magic wand works.

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