Smokin' Weed With Jesus
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The story begins in a small town near Portland, Maine where Richard, a bankruptcy attorney, has just taken part in the liquidation of a pornography store. Returning home, he makes the mistake of reaching back for the one thing that soothes the guilt of separating others from their livelihood, and drives headlong into an oncoming vehicle. His body, badly broken, Richard is whisked off to Portland's Maine Medical Center where he hovers between life and death. As he is about to undergo surgery, he slips into a near death experience and mysteriously finds himself standing in a familiar looking place, confused about where he is and how he got there.
But, some distance away, sits a man appearing to be dressed as though he had just stepped out of the summer of love. Sitting next to him, Richard surprisingly discovers that this man is none other than Jesus of Nazareth. The ensuing conversation is largely based on Jesus' calm criticism of humankind, religion, and the need for change in order to foster progress.
After two thousand years, the Son of God, again attempts to show humanity the errors of its ways – including the need for humor, the issues of ego, and of course, tolerance. He is joined by the one, the only, Satan who, as it turns out, is not the ferocious beast he has always been assumed to be. In fact, it is his wife Lilith who wears the pants in the family, ruling him as well as the underworld with an iron fist. However, Satan has appeared in heaven only as comic relief, with his taunting attitude and irritating ego. Also making an appearance is the Archangel Gabriel, and the biblical prostitute Mary Magdalene.
The conversation comes to a close with Richard receiving both a mission and a gift, He returns to the human world profoundly changed with the memory of his experience intact, and carrying out the Messiah's request, he resumes his life with new purpose and an ability that only he possesses. Smokin' Weed With Jesus is an irreverent, humorous criticism given by the King of the Jews and takes aim at the root cause of the worlds problems – our problems. What this book is not is political. The issues that have plagued human history rely on a far more fundamental cause, and it the author's goal to present not only the cause, but the simplicity of coping with them.
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Smokin' Weed With Jesus - Clifford Beck
Smokin' Weed With Jesus
The Gospel According to Cannabis
By Clifford Beck
Smokin' Weed With Jesus
Cover Design Clifford Beck
Copyright©2015
Published through Smashwords
"I always try to share with
others the idea that in order to
become compassionate it is not
necessary to become religious."
-His Holiness the Fourteenth Dalai Lama
"Selfishness is not living your
life as you wish. It is asking
others to live their lives as you
wish."
Oscar Wilde
For My Wife Sara
Table of Contents
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 1
The roads of Bridgeton were especially treacherous at night and with the outskirts of town poorly lit, anyone foolish enough to be traveling only invited disaster. It didn't have much to offer, save for a quiet life in a small town. An out of-the-way tourist trap, Bridgeton was little more than a blip on the radar of Southern Maine and with the soaking rains of spring, Route 302 could quickly become a driver's deathtrap, leaving one with the life-altering consequences of poor judgment and carelessness. For Richard, as though decided by fate or some rare alignment of the planets, the time of his undoing had arrived and would lead him down the path of what was soon to play out. In fact, it would be his own damn fault.
Richard was a bankruptcy attorney who had the unpleasant task of relieving businesses of their assets. Recently, he had taken an active role in parting the owner of a porn shop from his hard-earned money. Apparently, he had fallen behind on his taxes as the result of spending an inordinate amount on cocaine and prostitutes. Richard couldn't leave the property quickly enough, having felt soiled from the moment he walked in. But, business was business. And business was good. The economy left many businesses, both large and small, on the ever-present edge of financial ruin and Richard always seemed to be there as the portent of corporate doom, representing a branch of law that people loved to hate, more so than others. Still, a job was a job.
That night brought the usual spring rain as the sky grew heavy with a sullen, gun-metal gray. Richard was on his way home from the porn shop in Bridgeton. His briefcase contained the last of the paperwork on the adult retailer, soon to close its doors. All of the i's were dotted, all the t's were crossed. He had been doing the job for, at least, fifteen years and as much as he tried to insulate himself from the emotional consequences of the financial trauma of others, he was never quite able to manage it and as a result, Richard had turned to alcohol to medicate his conscience. By the time his career reached its ten-year mark, he had become a consummate alcoholic and the stress of his participation in a necessary evil was beginning to take its toll. His appearance had aged dramatically, beginning with hair loss and the need for bifocals. Later on, he developed diabetes, brought on by his consistent consumption of alcohol. But even this was not enough to extinguish his imminent self-destruction. Richard required an intervention and it would soon be delivered to him personally.
He was approaching Lake Sebago, the halfway point between Bridgeton and Portland. As usual, he kept a small cooler on the floor, behind the driver's seat. Like a pirate’s chest, what it contained was, for Richard, of far more value than any hidden booty. In it was a fifth of three-year-old scotch. Just what the doctor ordered and as he passed the small beach to his right, he reached back toward the cooler and found it just beyond his grasp. Continuing to drive, Richard turned back to locate the cooler and having finally put a hand on it, turned to face the road. But before he could lay his eyes on the pavement, he was startled by the headlights of an oncoming truck. In his hasty search for his favorite stress reducer, Richard had inadvertently crossed the centerline. What happened next was unavoidable. There was simply not enough time to change course, away from what was clearly the result of a bad decision and the outcome would reach further than he could possibly imagine.
As death stared him in the face, every muscle in Richard's body stiffened while he tried desperately to recover. Time slowed to the pace of melting ice as he saw himself, as though from a distance, strike the front left corner of the truck. The force of the collision spun his car counterclockwise. But only a heartbeat later, the tires grabbed into the pavement and the cars momentum sent it rolling down the road. Fifty feet later, it had come to a stop, landing hard on its roof. Richard, however, had been thrown from the car, coming to rest further down the road.
But, before his body came to a stop, Richard slid a few yards down the wet asphalt, shredding his clothes and grinding his skin down to bare flesh. However, on his way down the pavement, Richard had, again, become victimized by fate. In his path, lay a small pothole, washed out from under the road. Its furthest edge grabbed him by the shoulder and ripped it away from its socket, tearing all its supporting tissue. The only structures to remain intact were nerves and blood vessels. If he survived he would have, at least, a chance of keeping his arm. If he survived.
By some miracle, Richard became conscious enough to open his eyes. He was remarkably free of pain but was unable to move. His mind was heavily obscured by the fog of trauma and shock. He was approached by quickly moving footsteps as he hung on the edge of unconsciousness.
Hey!
a voice yelled. Can you hear me!?
As his mind began to dim, Richard saw the man take out his phone. The next time he opened his eyes, he found himself staring up into the spinning rotors of a helicopter. As it left the ground, a flight nurse inserted an IV into his arm and hung a bag of fluids from a stainless steel bar, welded into the ceiling.