Nuts About You: Nutty Romances, #1

By Kate Lowell

Nathan’s been crushing on one of his regular Bulk Mart customers for a while now. In squirrel form, he sits on Vince’s bird feeders, munching on seeds and enjoying the eye candy. 

Until the day Vince notices him raiding the feeder…

• Language: English
• Publisher: Kate Lowell
• Release date: Jan 7, 2016
• ISBN: 9780994857019

Kate Lowell

Kate lives on the east coast of Canada, in an old farmhouse in the middle of nowhere. She has two horses, both of which have medical issues, and three cats, all of which have mental issues. She refuses to get a dog, because who knows what would be wrong with it? Kate loves to read and write (and it's a darn good thing, because she wouldn't be much of an author if she didn't, would she?) She also likes playing with computers and is considering going back to school to do a programming degree, just for giggles. Or the opportunity to take over the world. (Oh, who are we kidding? Think of all the work that would mean.) She also likes pictures of pretty men and keeps many of them on her computer. (The pictures, not the men.) She would dearly love a cabana boy to mow her lawn and maybe rub her shoulders after a long day of making men fall in love with each other, then cackling evilly and raining frustration and danger on them.

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NUTS AB

OUT YOU

Kate Lowell

NUTTY ROMA

NCES BOOK ONE

Nathan’s been crushing on one of his regular Bulk Mart customers for a while now. In squirrel form, he sits on Vince’s bird feeders, munching on seeds and enjoying the eye candy. Until the day Vince notices him raiding the feeder…

Previously published in Storm Moon Press’s anthology Forgotten Menagerie. Some wording is now different, but this text is essentially the same as the previous edition.

ISBN: 978-0-9948570-1-9

Edited by: Amanda Ching

Cover artist: Ana J. Phoenix

© 2013 Kate Lowell

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This is a work of fiction. All resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

This ebook contains sexually explicit scenes and adult language and may be considered offensive to some readers. Please don’t read if you are under eighteen, or aren’t into amorous weresquirrels lusting after cute guys while they shower.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

Title Page

Copyright Page

Dedication

Chapter 1: Rebel With A Trust Fund

Chapter 2: The Watcher in the Bird Feeder

Chapter 3: Cinderfella Lost His Shoe

Chapter 4: Nutty Lover

Chapter 5: Acorns and Heartnuts

Sneak Preview: Rise of the Alpha Squirrel

Other Books by Kate Lowell

To everyone who feels a little

weird and not quite normal—I hope you find your Vince.

Chapt

er One

Rebel With a Trust Fund

Nathan ducked around the end of the aisle, pretending to straighten the boxes of tea on the shelves so he could watch Vince scoop birdseed into the little plastic bags they provided at the Bulk Mart. He knew the man was called Vince because he’d scoped out his debit card one day about two months ago. It was an awesome name, all high class and kind of ‘rebel with a trust fund’-ish, which was what Nathan thought Vince looked like, too—dark hair and a narrow face on a lanky, well-cared-for body.

He watched Vince bend over to drop a sack of niger seed in one of the store’s carry-baskets and imagined what it would feel like to be shoved up against the wall while one of those thighs pushed his legs apart and rubbed against him. Nathan’s blush burned up from his chest, all the way to his hairline, where he could feel it shining through his hair like a beacon.

Settle down, Nathan. You’re going to set off the sprinklers.

Sighing, he made his way to the front of the store, breathing deeply to try to cool his flushed skin. Getting his mind on more appropriate things would be the smart thing to do, so he dug under the counter for extra stock to refill the bins of ‘impulse buy’ candy that covered the front of each register. He was halfway through topping off the bins of ‘Snapping Gummy Turtles’ when he heard the soft thump of filled baggies as they dropped onto the belt at his register.

Hi, Nathan, Vince said, grinning the crooked grin that had such a ridiculous effect on Nathan’s hormones.

Hi, Nathan croaked back. He skirted the table in front of his register and slipped into place, ever so grateful for the oversized aprons that were the required uniform at the Bulk Mart. That way, Vince couldn’t know that he got hard as a Macadamia nutshell whenever the man walked into the store. He dragged his eyes away from Vince’s wide mouth and reached for the first