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Jokes Joe Jokes-02english offer the instruction and entertainment.
Witze JoeJokes-02english sind Witze in englische-, lateinische-, deutsche- und slowakische Sprachen. Witze JoeJokes-01english bieten eine Belehrung und eine Unterhaltung.
Vtipy JoeJokes-02english sú vtipy v anglickom, latinskom, nemeckom a slovenskom jazyku. Vtipy JoeJokes-01english ponúkajú poučenie a zábavu.
This part consists of:
Chapter 1 – I.Socialism
Chapter 2 – II.Soldiers
Chapter 3 – III.Tourism
Chapter 4 - IV.Girls
Chapter 5 – V.Shop
Chapter 6 – VI.Animals
Chapter 7 – VII.Persons
Chapter 8 – VIII.Telecom & PC
Chapter 9 – IX. Cars
Chapter 10 – X. Miscellaneous
Joseph Kovach
As a teacher I have taught pupils in Bratislava and in Judenburg. I have taught English, German and French. I was on business in England and in Scotland, that is in London, Birmingham, Manchester, Glasgow, Luton, Lowestoft. There I knew people from Africa, Asia. I was working with people from Nigeria, South Africa, Iran, Malawi, Pakistan, India. Then I was on business in Austria and Germany. As a tourist guide I was in Paris, Roma and Vienna. By these journeys through Europe I have found that world languages have a common base and they can be learned easy. I have thought up easy method how to learn languages by help of jokes. I wish you pleasant time by studying foreign languages and I hope that JoeJokes will be your good helper by it.
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Miscellaneous
I.Socialism
1.ENG
Grisha was condemned by the Soviet court, because he called the minister of culture a donkey. He got 25 years, 5 for an insult and 20 for a disclosure of state secret.
1.lat
Grischa a curia sovietique condemnatur erat, quia ministrem culturae asinum appelebat. XXV annos obtinebat, V pro contumelia et XX pro revelatione secreti respublicae.
1.ger
Grischa war von sowjetische Gericht abgeurteilt, weil er der Kulturminister ein Esel genannt hatte. Er bekommte 25 Jahren, 5 für eine Beleidigung und 20 für die Entdeckung des Staatsgeheimnis.
1.svk
Gríša bol odsúdený Sovietskym súdom, pretože nazval ministra kultúry somárom. Dostal 25 rokov, 5 pre urážku a 20 pre odhalenie štátneho tajomstva.
Questions:
1.ENG
01. Why was Grischa condemned?
02. How many years did he get for the disclosure of the state secret?
1.lat
01. Cum Grischa condemnatur erat?
02. Quantum annos pro revelatione secreti respublicae obtinebat?
1.ger
01. Warum war Mischa abgeurteilt?
02. Wieviel Jahren bekommte Mischa für Entdeckung der Staatsgeheimnis?
1.svk
01. Prečo bol Míša odsúdený?
02. Koľko rokov dostal za odhalenie štátneho tajomstva?
2.ENG
A visitor asks the president of Bulgaria:
Is there a new kind of the telephone on your table? It has only a part for listening but no part for speaking.
That is our direct line to Kremlin.
2.lat
Visitator praesidentem Bulgariae rogat:
Est typus novum telephonis in mansa vestra? Habet solo pars pro auditione sed non pars pro dictione.
Linea directa nostra ad Cremlino est.
2.ger
Ein Besucher fragt den Presidenten des Bulgariens:
„Gibt es eine neue Art des Telefons auf Ihrem Tisch? Es hat nur der Teil für Hören aber keiner Teil für Sprechen."
„Das ist unsere direkte Linie nach Kremlin."
2.svk
Návštevník sa pýta prezidenta Bulharska:
„Je to nejaký nový druh telefónu na vašom stole? Má len časť na počúvanie, ale žiadnu časť na hovorenie."
„To je naša priama linka do Kremľa."
Questions:
2.ENG
01. What asks the visitor the president of Bulgaria?
02. Why has the telephone only the part for hearing?
2.lat
01. Quod visitator praesidentem Bulgariae rogat?
02. Cur telephone solo pars pro auditione habet?
2.ger
01. Was fragt sich der Besucher den Presidenten des Bulgariens?
02. Warum hat das Telefon nur der Teil für Hören?
2.svk
01. Čo sa pýta návštevník prezidenta Bulharska?
02. Prečo má telefón iba časť na počúvanie?
3.ENG
Ivan, describe us America!
America is a country where working people are exploited and starving to death.
Excellent. Now, tell us main goals of the Seven years plan.
To catch America up!
3.lat
Ivan, describe nos America!
America regione est, ubi operantes expletandi sunt et ex fames moriunt.
Admodum. Nunc dice nobis metas principales Septem anni consilium.
Pervenire America!
3.ger
„Ivan, schreib uns Amerika um!"
„Amerika ist ein Land, wo Arbeitsleute ausgebeuten sind und sterben von Hunger."
„Ausgezeichnet! Jetzt sag uns die Hauptziele des Siebenjährigen Plans."
„Amerika einzuholen!"
3.svk
„Ivan, opíš nám Ameriku!"
„Amerika je krajina, kde sú pracujúci vykorisťovaní a zomierajú od hladu."
„Výborne! Teraz nám povedz hlavné ciele Sedemročného plánu."
„Dobehnúť Ameriku!"
Questions:
3.ENG
01. Which way did Ivan describe America?
02. What are main goals of the Seven Years Plan?
3.lat
01. Quomodo Ivan America describat?
02. Quod metas principales Septem anni consilium sunt?
3.ger
01. Wie hat Ivan Amerika umgeschrieben?
02. Wie die Hauptziele des Siebenjahrigen Plans sind?
3.svk
01. Ako opísal Ivan Ameriku?
02. Aké sú hlavné ciele Sedemročného plánu?
4.ENG
Misha is traveling on the raft drinking vodka. His wife is pregnant and is rowing with a great effort. They meet a neighbour on the raft:
Zdravstvuj Mischa, where are you traveling?
Well, I am carrying my wife to an hospital…
4.lat
Mischa in rati veheo et vodka bibet. Uxor eius gravida est et studiose remigat. Vicinum in rati obveniunt:
"Zdravstvuj Mischa, ubi vehis?
Bene, equito uxorem meam in valetudinario...
4.ger
Mischa fährt auf dem Holzfloss und trinkt Wodka. Seine Frau ist schwanger und sie rudert mit einer großen Bemühung. Sie treffen den Nachbarn auf dem Holzfloss:
„Zdravstvuj Mischa, wo fährst du?"
„Aber, ich führe meine Frau in einem Krankenhaus..."
4.svk
Ide Míša na plti a popíja vodku. Jeho žena je v druhom stave a s námahou vesluje. Stretnú suseda na plti:
„Zdravstvuj Míša, kam ideš?"
„Ale, veziem ženu do nemocnice..."
Questions:
4.ENG
01. Who is rowing?
02. Where is Mischa travelling?
4.lat
01. Qui remigat?
02. Ubi Mischa vehit?
4.ger
01. Wer rudert?
02. Wo fährt Mischa?
4.svk
01. Kto vesluje?
02. Kde ide Míša?
5.ENG
A drunkard has fallen down on a canal; he sees a grillage in front of him and says:
Why comrades, why?
5.lat
Ebrius in alveo cecidit, ante se transenam videt et dicet:
Cur, socieni, cur?
5.ger
Ein Betrunkene ist auf einem Kanal gefallen, er sieht vor sich das Gitter und sagt:
„Warum, Genossen, warum?"
5.svk
Opilec padol na kanál, pred sebou vidí mreže a hovorí:
„Prečo, súdruhovia, prečo?"