Murder With Monsters
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New York Life Isn't Easy for a Dead Girl
It's hard enough working homicide when your diet consists of human blood, but detective Mildred Heavewater tries not to get hungry at work. Her crime scenes are even messier than usual, considering they all involve inter-species crime. Werewolves, wendigos, and gargoyles all keep life interesting. Add on a ghostly Jewish mother and a lovesick sasquatch co-worker, and Mildred thought she had a full set of problems. That was before the most impossible murder in New York history showed up.
Golems are clay people, super-strong and pretty nice. Heck, they're programmed by their creators not to harm humans. That's why the whole city is shocked when a golem is accused of murder. A teenage rabbi turns up with a snapped neck encased in clay, and all signs point to the simpleminded golem school janitor. With the press stampeding in, Mildred has mere days to prove that someone much more dangerous has framed the poor clay schlub from behind the scenes.
Time is ticking as inter-species tensions flare throughout New York. If Mildred can't clear the good name of golems everyone, blood and clay will run in the streets. She's got a strict time limit to deal with and still has to grapple with immortal Babylonian warriors, vampire junkies, the selfie-obsessed Jersey Devil, and the terror of Kosher sushi.
Something just may kill this dead girl yet.
K.T. Katzmann
K.T. Katzmann lives in Florida, surrounded by Cthulhu idols and crazy people. He blogs at www.iwritemonsters.com. This year will see his first published novel, featuring a vampire and Bigfoot who fall in love while working for the NYPD. Despite all this, he is somehow still allowed to teach children. He counts among his greatest influences the works of H.P.Lovecraft, Douglas Adams, and Roger Zelazny, and is thankful for years of boring public school classes which provided him plenty of time to read them all.
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