John Scalzi is Not a Rapist

By Richard Milhous Scalzi

John B.R.M. Scalzi, science fiction legend, up to 147-time Hugo nominee, several time SFWA president, world-adventuring gender-neutral alpha male, charming raconteur, and prominent not-rapist has long been dogged by baseless accusations of being a man who likes to force himself on women. Claims alleging that in fact, he, John Scalzi is a rapist.
First put forward by some unknown fool who took hold of John’s own keyboard, and relentlessly perpetuated for several years by infamous purged SFWA member Vox Day, these completely false, yet enticing claims have recently been lengthened and hardened, to throbbing proportions, and in tantalizing detail, by misguided fan Alexa Eren.
Accusations, allegations, and unindicted co-rumors of rapism have insistently pounded upon Mr. Scalzi’s life long enough.
Now at last, the great grand master of SFF breaks his long self-imposed silence, and speaks in his own defense.

This very intimate first edition includes a foreword by the SFF luminaries of the Special Bear Club.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Sol Invictus Publishing Inc
• Release date: Sep 6, 2015
• ISBN: 9781311652553

Richard Milhous Scalzi

This is a pseudonym for the purpose of parody

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Preface: I am Not a Rapist, or a Crook

John B.R.M. Scalzi, science fiction legend, up to 147-time Hugo nominee, several time SFWA president, world-adventuring gender-neutral alpha male, charming raconteur, and prominent not-rapist has long been dogged by baseless accusations of being a man who likes to force himself on women. Claims alleging that in fact, he, John Scalzi is a rapist.

First put forward by some unknown fool who took hold of John’s own keyboard, and relentlessly perpetuated for several years by infamous purged SFWA member Vox Day, these completely false, yet enticing claims have recently been lengthened and hardened, to throbbing proportions, and in tantalizing detail, by misguided fan Alexa Eren.

Accusations, allegations, and unindicted co-rumors of rapism have insistently pounded upon Mr. Scalzi’s life long enough.

Now at last, the great grand master of SFF breaks his long self-imposed silence, and speaks in his own defense.

This very intimate first edition includes a foreword by the SFF luminaries of the Special Bear Club.

John Scalzi is Not a Rapist

A Respected Grand Master of Science Fiction Refutes Certain Allegations Made by a Devoted but Mistaken Fan

By Richard Milhous Scalzi

Edited by Pratprick Nielsen Haten

Published by TOAD Books

Cover design and interior artwork by Atlantean Arts, Inc.

Artwork incorporates images in the public domain.

Copyright © 2015 Anthony Gillis

All Rights Reserved

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First Edition, September 2015

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John Scalzi is Not a Rapist

Table of Contents

Preface

Foreword, by the Special Bear Club

Dedication

About the Author

Other Books by the Author

Chapter 5: My Burdens in Life as a Gender-Neutral Alpha Male

Chapter 5: Begun, the Book War Has

Chapter 5: The Sexy Incidents That Totally Never Happened

Chapter 5: Sympathy for the Alexa

Chapter 5: Awww ANGWY About WIDDLE FWEE SPEECH!

Appendix S: Complaining About Chapter Numbers is Offensive and Problematic

Appendix J: The Missing 18 ½ Minutes of