Snot Monster

By Ian Billings

Imagine a secret science experiment. Very secret. Very sciency. Should be perfectly safe, right? Right? 

Now, imagine a ghoul school in crisis. It's just like your school, only a bit more ghoulish. Well, a lot more ghoulish, but it still has students and teachers, like any proper school. It has a proper name, too: St. Squirmings' Ghoul School. And there's a crisis going on. 

And finally, imagine a headless monk. With a cold, so there's a lot of sniffing and snot involved. 

Combine the three, and think about what could possibly go wrong. Think about EVERYTHING that could go wrong. 

Or, better yet, dare to read Snot Monster, and find out for yourself! Enter the St. Squirmings' Ghoul School, meet some new (and ghoulish, and perhaps snotty) schoolmates, read about the horrid goings-on going on... And face the terrible Snot Monster! 

Jump aboard this wild, wacky, and a bit tacky tale from the keyboard of kid's stand-up comic, Ian Billings, and join a grotty adventure full of fun, frolics, and a huge amount of snot! Giggles are guaranteed while reading this story for 6 to 11 year olds! 

Come on in – you know you want to, and you know it's snot to be sniffed at!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Ian Billings
• Release date: Sep 2, 2015
• ISBN: 9780993345616

Ian Billings

Ian was born at a very young age. He is a comic, writer of books, plays, BBC Radio plays and pantomimes, a reformed juggler, an actor and dabbler in many areas. He is a veteran of over 50 pantomimes.For eight years he was director, writer and performer at Telford’s Place Theatre. Since appearing at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in 2007 he has established himself as one of the country’s leading stand-up comics for kids (there’s not much competition to be fair) and toured the show to great acclaim in Australia, Cyprus, Germany, Egypt, Qatar,Switzerland, Russia, Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia, Brunei, Jordan, Oman, Vietnam, UAE, Uganda and Kenya.Ian has recently appeared in BBC TV “Doctors,” in the BBC radio drama,“The Colcloughs,” once penned episodes for CBBC TV’s “ChuckleVision,” and “Gigglybiz”.When not performing Ian is a children's author with seventeen titles published so far - 'Billy Plonka and the Grot Laboratory' is his first venture with Ventorros Press.He has an M.A. from the University of Birmingham and is going back next year for the rest of the alphabet. Ian was once described by an audience member as "The most imaginative adult I've ever met" and by one of his teachers as "Hopeless".