Hamlet On A Budget
By K McConnell
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A short story from the Hamlet Mystery series. When Wilson Daggot, a dubious handyman and general layabout, finds a suitcase full of money he's delighted, but Sam MacNeil, still perpetually trapped in his hometown, can only see trouble coming from this. When not one, but two men, with different agendas, show up bearing guns and cold determination looking for the money it isn't long before murder makes another visit to the quirky town of Hamlet. Just as disturbing to Sam is the suggestion that the food chain leading up to his beloved steady diet of pizzas may be compromised. Can Sam determine what's in the pepperoni on his pizza before gunmen put holes in him looking for Wilson's suitcase of money? Once again Sam must navigate the wacky streets of Hamlet to save himself and his faith in pizza...
K McConnell
K McConnell grew up in a small Michigan town sadly similar to the town of Hamlet in the Hamlet Mysteries. He graduated from Eastern Michigan University with a degree in English Literature with a minor in Writing that adequately prepared him for unemployment, a vocation he has fully embraced whenever possible. He has travelled extensively surviving numerous misadventures along the way. These days he spends a majority of his time writing for his own entertainment and anyone who wishes to listen in.
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Hamlet On A Budget - K McConnell
Hamlet on a Budget
A Hamlet Mystery Series Short Story
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The author would like to acknowledge and thank the citizens and businesses of Hamlet for their financial support (in exchange for advertising space) in the production of this short story. Without such support (and their quirky nature) this short story and the entire Hamlet Mystery Series would not be possible.
1
Why are you here?
Renee asked, walking down the bar to where I was just climbing on to a stool.
Uh...thirst.
I suggested. It's...a bar.
Renee shook her head. Her short black hair swirled slightly. No, you're supposed to be writing.
I shrugged. Just taking a break.
Renee wiped the bar off with a towel, though there wasn't anything there to wipe. I suspected it was just habit from years of working at the Hamlet Pub.
Writer's block.
Renee said sadly. I hear it happens to the best of them.
Well, that would exempt me then.
I said. Anyway, I don't have writer's block. Actually, there isn't such a thing. It's just an excuse.
Harry, the owner appeared from somewhere in the back. Hey, Sammy. How are you doing? Oh, wait, you're here.
Harry shook his head sadly. Writer's block, eh?
I opened my mouth to say something, but Renee set a beer in front of me and leaned over the bar.
Did you hear?
She asked.
I looked at her for a moment. I waved a hand towards Harry. He's standing right here. How could I not hear? And, for the last time, I don't have---
Renee waved off my protest. No, the town council's big announcement.
I took a drink of beer. No, but I really don't---
They say that they have made arrangements to solve the problem with stray dogs and cats.
Renee said.
I shrugged. I didn't know there was a problem with strays.
Renee nodded. Oh yeah. They're everywhere. But at least they aren't emus.
Ugh.
Harry said with a nod. Emus.
Emus?
I stared at the two of them.
Renee shook her as she swiped at another nonexistent stain on the bar. Tom Crawley. Owns an old farm north of town. Was raising emus. Bad idea.
Harry pulled a rack of glasses out of the dishwasher. It was pretty exciting at first, you know for the kids and all. Kept them entertained for while.
I nodded. Parents taking their kids out to see them.
Harry shook his head. No. The older kids. They do like challenges. You know you can't just go out and tip emus like you can cows.
Uh...I suppose not.
I said.
Renee nodded in agreement. They don't like that much. And they can be very ornery.
Anyway,
Harry continued, kind of fun at first, but, later, well, who knew those things could jump a fence.
I thought about it for a moment. How high was the fence?
Harry shrugged as he jammed glasses under the bar. You know. Just regular fence. Cow pasture fence.
I looked skeptical. What is that, about 3 or 4 feet? An emu is like 6 feet tall.
Harry waved a hand. There you go. Who knew they could jump. Pretty fast buggers too.
So what happened to them?
I asked, despite the fact that a voice in the back of my head implored me not to ask.
Well, we couldn't catch 'em. Too fast. So, we had to declare them in season.
Harry explained.
In season?
I asked, still ignoring that voice. You have an emu season?
Ha!
Renee said. "We