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The Total Emasculation of the White Man
The Total Emasculation of the White Man
The Total Emasculation of the White Man
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From the author of the “powerful, fable-like work” (Publishers Weekly) Intimate Relations with Strangers comes a sci-fi mystery—and a very dark comedy—about several, mostly white, men who are systematically driven insane by a series of bizarre events.

A man wakes up in the woods one day with amnesia and is confronted by a dominatrix who tells him they are on a mission from God. She takes him to Atlanta, where he comes upon an unapologetically racist and sexist book called The Total Emasculation of the White Man—which sets him off on an even stranger quest. Another man, a college mathematics professor turned stay-at-home dad, finds himself losing his mind when his son’s demonic teddy bear comes to life. Other men see even stranger horrors, but all these seemingly unconnected stories are part of a grand scheme that is either the work of a mischievous god or something even weirder.

Blending elements of fantasy, mystery, science fiction and comedy, The Total Emasculation of the White Man is a provocative exploration of gender and race relations in America today.
LanguageEnglish
PublisherStrebor Books
Release dateAug 4, 2015
ISBN9781476762340
The Total Emasculation of the White Man
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David Valentine Bernard

David Valentine Bernard, the author of seven novels, is currently finishing his PhD in sociology. Originally from the Caribbean nation of Grenada, he moved to Canada when he was four and to Brooklyn, New York, when he was nine. For more information, see www.dvbernard.com. 

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    This is a dark comedy involving multiple characters whose lives crash into each other in seemingly random and impossible situations. All of the characters are are forced to make sense of their situations that render them powerless. The mystery and the joy of the story is in finding out why these events are happening and is there meaning to them. In the mist of all this the book "The-total-emasculation-of-the-white-man" comes to play an essential tragic role in this funny bizarre world.

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