Let Me Entertain You

By Mary LaChance

If you want laughs that'll last you a life time, then you need to read this hilarious epic-style production which includes seven wacky scriptures that take the humdrum seriousness out of life!

Life is about grief, pain, suffering and endless struggle. So if we take the time to relax and free our minds by using ridiculous but priceless humor, life’s heavy burdens may not always seem so catastrophic, challenging, and unconquerable.

Jack was up against three big ones: two top-notch professionals and T.T. who was world renowned! But through a long, hard fight, through tenacity, and truly believing in himself - in the end Jack won out!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Mary LaChance
• Release date: Jul 9, 2015
• ISBN: 9780994839404

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Let Me Entertain You

By Mary LaChance

Published by Amy Wing Yee So at Smashwords

Copyright 2014 Mary LaChance

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The NIV text may be quoted in any form (written, visual, electronic or audio), up to and inclusive of five hundred (500) verses without express written permission of the publisher, providing the verses do not amount to a complete book of the Bible nor do the verses quoted account for twenty-five percent (25%) or more of the total text of the work in which they are quoted.

When the NIV is quoted in works that exercise the above fair use clause, notice of copyright must appear on the title or copyright page or opening screen of the work (whichever is appropriate) as follows:

Scripture taken from the HOLY BIBLE, NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION.

Copyright 1973, 1978, 1984 International Bible Society. Used by permission of Zondervan. All rights reserved.

Dedicated to:

Dr. David Harris

And

Dr. Alfred Adrian

ENTER A NEW DIMENSION WITH MAD MARE,

CRAZY MABEL BLACK LABEL,

’N JACK THE STR-R-RIPPER!

THE LEGEND OF JACK AND MABEL

M.M.

…IT’S

THE ONLY

BIBICAL

APPROACH!!

Table of Contents

Scripture I: Mabel

Scripture II: Mabel

Scripture III: Mabel

Scripture IV: The Final Chapter of Mabel, Mabel, Black Label

Scripture V: Surprise Gang! Jack and Mabel are Back!

Scripture VI: The Legend of Jack and Mabel – Oh No Guys! Now Anne’s In on the Action!

Scripture VII: A Stiff Price of Entice Lurks an Intriguin’ Balloonin’ of a Double-Bubble of Big Trouble Brewing’ in Paradise

Scripture I: Mabel

Mabel, Mabel, Black Label. Now You’ve Got Legs Like Betty Grable, But Y’Better Think Twice Before Y’Take Jack Into The Stable ’Cause He Ain’t Got No Hot-Shot Cable! Forget It Mabel, Jack Ain’t Able!

MARY LACHANCE

Scripture II: Mabel

Mabel, Mabel, Black Label. Since You Have Legs Like Betty Grable, We’re Gonna Have To Find Jack One Hell Of A Big Cable! So You Go On Into That Big, Brown Stable ’Cause, We’re Gonna Make That Son Of A Bitch Pretty God Damned Good And Able!

MARY LACHANCE

Scripture III: Mabel

Mabel, Mabel, Black Label. Even Though You Have Legs Like Betty Grable, Hold Off That Trip To The Old, Brown Stable. For Beware, ’Cause, We Ain’t Found No Long, Wide Table On Which To Build Jack That Prick’s Hard, Stiff Cable!

MARY LACHANCE

Scripture IV: The Final Chapter of Mabel, Mabel, Black Label

Glory be and Thou Must Flee with those Legs as Betty Grable’s. Yea, goest Thou and Enter Thee into Thine Dark, Forbidden Stable. And Exhalted are We, For on The Sabbath Day, God’s Great Wrath and Power THREE, Created For Jack that Swine, a Brand New: Thy Rod, Thy Staff, and Thy Cable! Hence The Multitude Do All Agree, Jack Caught-Up with Dignity and The Trinity, and is One Hundred Fold