The War on Terror Speaks

By John M. Busher

Donny the Drone, a talking and sentient blogging United States military unmanned fix winged aerial mechanical vehicle, conducts a heartfelt interview with the phrase “The War on Terror”. The topics of discussion include ISIS, the Cheney Administration, Neoconmen, Muslim No Go Zones, the TPP (Trans Pacific Partnership) and The War on Terror’s own forthcoming 2016 United States Presidential Election Campaign with its rumored running mate, the phrase “Representation without Taxation”. The United States Constitution and the Bill of Rights make a special brief appearance.

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• Language: English
• Publisher: John M. Busher
• Release date: May 27, 2015
• ISBN: 9781311328014

John M. Busher

Growing up in the New York City suburbs Busher read E.B White, John D. Fitzgerald and Donald J Sobol. A few years after graduating from college, he joined the silicon gold rush in San Francisco working for a few consumer technology startups. During this time Busher read Kurt Vonnegut, Christopher Moore, Lisa Lutz, Christopher Buckley, Octavia Butler, Neil Gaiman, Stephen King who all inspired him to reignite his writing hobby by publishing a series of conversations between topical inanimate objects, words and phrases. Busher hopes people enjoy his humorous writing enough to buy one or all of the books to help him pay his bills while he writes a novel satirizing everyone’s favorite ism – capitalism.

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The War on Terror Speaks

By John M. Busher

Copyright 2015 © John M. Busher All Rights Reserved

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Dedications:

To real freedom for all humans regardless of race, gender, sexuality, income, religion and even for people who fail to laugh at this author’s attempt at humor. The author reserves the right to rescind the part of the previous sentence beginning with the word even ending with the word humor.

Represent.US

The author, John M. Busher, will donate a portion of the net revenue for every copy of this book sold to Represent.US, the nation’s largest grassroots anti-corruption campaign. They bring together conservatives, progressives, and everyone in between to pass powerful anti-corruption laws that stop political bribery, end secret money, and give voters a stronger voice. Together, they’re fixing our corrupt political system – so our leaders represent us. You can learn more by visiting www.represent.us.

Acknowledgments:

Cover Design: Cal Sharp

Table of Contents

Introduction

Chapter 1. The War on Terror Speaks

Chapter 2. Representation without Taxation Joins the Conversation

Chapter 3. The United States Constitution and the Bill of Rights Get Married

Chapter 4. The Trans Pacific Partnership Explained

Endnotes

About the Author

Represent.Us and the American Anti-Corruption Act

Introduction

Donny the Drone, a non-human but sentient blogging United States mechanical military unmanned fix winged aerial vehicle, conducts a heartfelt interview with the phrase The War on Terror. They discuss ISIS, the Cheney Administration, Neocon men, Muslim No Go Zones, the TPP (Totalitarian Profit Pact) and The War on Terror’s own upcoming 2016 United States Presidential Election Campaign with its rumored running mate, the phrase Representation without Taxation. The United States Constitution and the Bill of Rights make a special brief appearance.

From the author: To some degree this book is meant to parody celebrity interviews you might read in Playboy, Cosmo Magazine, TV Guide, and Entertainment Weekly. The discussion features conversations between inanimate objects, words and phrases as if these items are capable of thinking and communicating their own thoughts. It’s fiction.

If you enjoy the humor and are feeling generous, feel free to buy it if you haven’t done so already.

Chapter 1 The War on Terror Speaks

Click! Click! Click! Oops. Sorry. You caught me, Donny, a sentient United States military unmanned fixed wing aerial vehicle in the middle of my staycation. That’s right. You’re reading words generated by a thinking, talking, flying mechanical object employed by the President of the United States.

The drone union contract with POTUS allows members to generate additional income in between official US Military covert freedom spreading missions. I took up creative writing during the Bush administration, so I decided to write and publish interviews with words and inanimate objects like the phrase American Exceptionalism in the book American Exceptionalism: A Terrific Guide available on iTunes, Smashwords, Barnesandnoble.com and Kobo Books.

Right now I am flying around in the atmosphere 30,000 feet above the Middle East, waiting to meet my next interview subject, the phrase The War on Terror. At this point you might be wondering how an inhuman but sentient, missile launching, United States military, fixed wing, aerial drone can interview inanimate things, phrases, words and the body parts of geopolitically important humans. If that’s the only question bouncing around inside your skull as you read these artisan sentences, hand crafted by the same unmanned drone, you may want to consult with a psychologist who specializes in the reality modality.