William Shakespeare's "Hamlet": A Retelling in Prose
By David Bruce
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While Hamlet is studying in Germany, his father, the King of Denmark, dies and his uncle marries his mother, thereby becoming the new King of Denmark. Hamlet returns to Denmark, where his father’s ghost — if in fact it is his father’s ghost — appears to Hamlet and tells him that his brother — Hamlet’s uncle — murdered him in order to become King. What should Hamlet do? What if his father’s ‘ghost’ is actually a devil trying to get Hamlet to commit murder so that Hamlet’s soul will be condemned to Hell when he dies? How can Hamlet determine whether his uncle murdered Hamlet’s father? And if so, did Hamlet’s mother know about the murder? Were his uncle and his mother having an affair before his father died? Should Hamlet try to find out the truth? Is exiting this troubled world through suicide a suitable option? If his uncle is guilty of murder, should Hamlet get revenge?
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David Bruce
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William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" - David Bruce
William Shakespeare’s
Hamlet:
A Retelling in Prose
David Bruce
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In this retelling, as in all my retellings, I have tried to make the work of literature accessible to modern readers who may lack some of the knowledge about mythology, religion, and history that the literary work’s contemporary audience had.
Do you know a language other than English? If you do, I give you permission to translate this book, copyright your translation, publish or self-publish it, and keep all the royalties for yourself. (Do give me credit, of course, for the original retelling.)
I would like to see my retellings of classic literature used in schools, so I give permission to the country of Finland (and all other countries) to give copies of this book to all students forever. I also give permission to the state of Texas (and all other states) to give copies of this book to all students forever. I also give permission to all teachers to give copies of this book to all students forever.
Teachers need not actually teach my retellings. Teachers are welcome to give students copies of my eBooks as background material. For example, if they are teaching Homer’s Iliad and Odyssey, teachers are welcome to give students copies of my Virgil’s Aeneid: A Retelling in Prose and tell students, Here’s another ancient epic you may want to read in your spare time.
Dedicated to Carl Eugene Bruce and Josephine Saturday Bruce
My father, Carl Eugene Bruce, died on 24 October 2013. He used to work for Ohio Power, and at one time, his job was to shut off the electricity of people who had not paid their bills. He sometimes would find a home with an impoverished mother and some children. Instead of shutting off their electricity, he would tell the mother that she needed to pay her bill or soon her electricity would be shut off. He would write on a form that no one was home when he stopped by because if no one was home he did not have to shut off their electricity.
The best good deed that anyone ever did for my father occurred after a storm that knocked down many power lines. He and other linemen worked long hours and got wet and cold. Their feet were freezing because water got into their boots and soaked their socks. Fortunately, a kind woman gave my father and the other linemen dry socks to wear.
My mother, Josephine Saturday Bruce, died on 14 June 2003. She used to work at a store that sold clothing. One day, an impoverished mother with a baby clothed in rags walked into the store and started shoplifting in an interesting way: The mother took the rags off her baby and dressed the infant in new clothing. My mother knew that this mother could not afford to buy the clothing, but she helped the mother dress her baby and then she watched as the mother walked out of the store without paying.
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The doing of good deeds is important. As a free person, you can choose to live your life as a good person or as a bad person. To be a good person, do good deeds. To be a bad person, do bad deeds. If you do good deeds, you will become good. If you do bad deeds, you will become bad. To become the person you want to be, act as if you already are that kind of person. Each of us chooses what kind of person we will become. To become a good person, do the things a good person does. To become a bad person, do the things a bad person does. The opportunity to take action to become the kind of person you want to be is yours.
Human beings have free will. According to the Babylonian Niddah 16b, whenever a baby is to be conceived, the Lailah (angel in charge of contraception) takes the drop of semen that will result in the conception and asks God, Sovereign of the Universe, what is going to be the fate of this drop? Will it develop into a robust or into a weak person? An intelligent or a stupid person? A wealthy or a poor person?
The Lailah asks all these questions, but it does not ask, Will it develop into a righteous or a wicked person?
The answer to that question lies in the decisions to be freely made by the human being that is the result of the conception.
A Buddhist monk visiting a class wrote this on the chalkboard: EVERYONE WANTS TO SAVE THE WORLD, BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HELP MOM DO THE DISHES.
The students laughed, but the monk then said, Statistically, it’s highly unlikely that any of you will ever have the opportunity to run into a burning orphanage and rescue an infant. But, in the smallest gesture of kindness — a warm smile, holding the door for the person behind you, shoveling the driveway of the elderly person next door — you have committed an act of immeasurable profundity, because to each of us, our life is our universe.
In her book titled I Have Chosen to Stay and Fight, comedian Margaret Cho writes, I believe that we get complimentary snack-size portions of the afterlife, and we all receive them in a different way.
For Ms. Cho, many of her snack-size portions of the afterlife come in hip hop music. Other people get different snack-size portions of the afterlife, and we all must be on the lookout for them when they come our way. And perhaps doing good deeds and experiencing good deeds are snack-size portions of the afterlife.
CAST OF CHARACTERS
MALE CHARACTERS
GHOST of Hamlet’s father.
CLAUDIUS, King of Denmark.
HAMLET, Prince, son to the late King Hamlet, and nephew to the present King Claudius. Queen Gertrude is his mother.
POLONIUS, counselor to the King. Polonius is old, and his children are Ophelia and Laertes.
HORATIO, friend to Hamlet. Attended University of Wittenberg with Hamlet.
LAERTES, son to Polonius.
VOLTEMAND, CORNELIUS, Danish ambassadors sent to Norway.
ROSENCRANTZ, GUILDENSTERN, childhood friends to Hamlet.
OSRIC, a foolish courtier.
A Gentleman.
A Priest.
MARCELLUS, BARNARDO, officers.
FRANCISCO, a soldier.
REYNALDO, servant to Polonius.
Players (actors).
First Player, acts the part of the King.
Second Player, acts the part of the Queen.
Third Player, acts the part of the King’s nephew, Lucianus.
Fourth Player, speaks the Prologue.
Two Clowns, gravediggers.
FORTINBRAS, Prince of Norway.
A Captain.
English Ambassadors.
FEMALE CHARACTERS
GERTRUDE, Queen of Denmark, and mother to Hamlet.
OPHELIA, daughter to Polonius.
MINOR CHARACTERS
Lords, Ladies, Officers, Soldiers, Sailors, Messengers, and other Attendants.
SCENE
Elsinore in Denmark, the royal castle and its surroundings.
CHAPTER 1
— 1.1 —
At a guard post of the King of Denmark’s castle at Elsinore, Francisco stood guard. The time was midnight, and the weather was cold.
Barnardo walked over to Francisco and asked, Who’s there?
Francisco replied, "No, you answer me. I am the sentinel. Stand still, and identify yourself."
Long live the King!
Barnardo replied. This was enough to show that he was a friend and not an enemy.
Are you Barnardo?
Francisco asked.
I am he.
You have come very promptly at your appointed time to relieve me.
The bell just now struck twelve,
Barnardo said. Go to bed, Francisco.
For this relief, much thanks. It is bitterly cold, and I am sick at heart.
Have you had a quiet guard?
Not even a mouse is stirring.
Well, good night. If you meet Horatio and Marcellus, the partners of my watch, tell them to come quickly.
I think I hear them,
Francisco said. Stop! Who’s there?
Horatio and Marcellus walked over to the two guards.
Horatio, who was a friend to Prince Hamlet, answered Francisco’s question: Friends to this country.
Marcellus added, And loyal liegemen to the King of Denmark.
May God give you a good night,
Francisco said.
Farewell, honest soldier,
Marcellus said, and then he asked, Who has relieved you?
Barnardo is taking my place. May God give you a good night.
Francisco departed.
Marcellus called, Hey! Barnardo!
Barnardo replied, Hello. Is Horatio there?
Horatio replied, Here is a piece of him,
and then he stuck out his hand to shake hands with Barnardo.
Welcome, Horatio,
Barnardo said. Welcome, good Marcellus.
Has this thing appeared again tonight?
Marcellus asked.
I have seen nothing.
Horatio says it is only our fantasy,
Marcellus said. He will not believe that this dreaded sight, which we have seen twice, is real. Therefore, I have entreated him to come along with us to watch all through this night. That way, if this apparition comes again, he may see it with his own eyes and speak to it.
Tush, tush,
Horatio said. It will not appear.
Sit down awhile,
Barnardo replied, and let us once again assail your ears, which are so fortified against and disbelieving of our story about what we have seen during two nights.
Well, let us sit down,
Horatio said, and let us hear Barnardo tell his story.
Last night, when the yonder same star that’s west of the Pole Star had made its course to illuminate that part of the night sky where now it burns, Marcellus and I, the bell then striking one —
The ghost walked onto the scene.
Quiet! Stop talking!
Marcellus said. Look there! Here it comes again!
The ghost has the same shape it had,
Barnardo said. It looks exactly like King Hamlet, the King who is dead.
You are a scholar,
Marcellus said. Speak to it, Horatio.
As a scholar, Horatio knew the proper Latin words to use to ward off the ghost if it turned out to be malevolent.
Doesn’t it look like the late King?
Barnardo asked. Look at it closely, Horatio.
It looks very much like the late King,
Horatio said. This sight harrows me with fear and wonder. It is as if my skin were being raked with a harrow.
The ghost wants to be spoken to,
Barnardo said.
Ghosts cannot speak until after they are spoken to.
Question it, Horatio,
Marcellus said.
Horatio asked the ghost, What are you that is usurping this time of night, and is usurping that fair and warlike form in which the majesty of the buried King of Denmark did sometimes march? By Heaven, I order you to speak!
Marcellus said, The ghost is offended and does not speak.
Look!
Barnardo said. It is stalking away!
Stay!
Horatio shouted. Speak, speak! I order you to speak!
The ghost stalked out of sight.
It is gone,
Marcellus said, and it will not answer you.
What now, Horatio!
Barnardo said. You tremble and look pale. Isn’t this something more than fantasy? What do you think about it?
Before my God, I would not believe this without my having seen it with the sensible and true evidence of my own eyes,
Horatio said.
Didn’t it resemble the late King Hamlet?
Marcellus asked.
It resembles the late King just as much as you resemble yourself,
Horatio replied. The ghost was wearing the very same armor that the late King was wearing when he combatted the ambitious King of Norway. The ghost frowned exactly the same way the late King frowned when once, in an angry and physical argument, he smote the Polish soldiers who were crossing the ice on their sleds. It is strange.
Twice before, and exactly at this dead, dark, and dreary hour,
Marcellus said, the ghost has walked with a martial stride during our watch.
I do not know what exactly to think,
Horatio said, but in general my opinion is that this ghost is a sign of some strange and violent disturbance coming to our state.
Please, sit down, and tell me, he who knows,
Marcellus said, why each night the citizens of our country toil in a strict and most observant watch. Also tell me why bronze cannon are cast each day and why implements of war are being purchased in foreign marketplaces. Why have shipwrights been drafted to do their work every day with no Sabbath as a day of rest? What is the meaning of all this? What is so important that this sweaty haste results in such work being done both during the night and during the day? Who can tell me this?
I can,
Horatio replied. "Our last King, the late King Hamlet, whose image just now appeared to us, was, as you know, by Fortinbras of Norway and his competitive pride challenged to a combat. Our valiant King Hamlet — this side of our known world knew him to be valiant — slew this Fortinbras in that combat.
"By a sealed and legal agreement, well ratified by law and the code of heraldry, Fortinbras forfeited, with his life, all the lands that he personally possessed to the conqueror.
"Our King Hamlet had likewise risked some of his personally owned lands, enough to equal the amount of land waged by Fortinbras. If Fortinbras had defeated and killed King Hamlet, Fortinbras would have acquired those lands. Instead, King Hamlet defeated and killed Fortinbras, thereby acquiring the lands that Fortinbras had wagered. All of this was in accordance to the legal contract that the two men had made.
"King Hamlet died and left those lands he had won to his son, Prince Hamlet. Old Fortinbras had wagered all his lands, and so he had no lands to leave to his son, young Fortinbras.
"Now, sir, young Fortinbras, who is hot and full of undisciplined and unrestrained mettle, has in the outskirts of Norway here and there sharked up a list of lawless reprobates, indiscriminately adding them to his army the way that a shark indiscriminately adds fish to its belly. These landless and lawless reprobates will serve as the food that propels some enterprise that has a stomach in it — the enterprise needs these soldiers the way that a stomach needs food.
"That enterprise is no other than — as is well evident to our country — to take from us, by force and compulsion, those lands lost by his father, the elder Fortinbras.
This, I take it, is the main reason for our preparations, the cause of this our watch and the fountainhead of this furious activity and turmoil in the land.
I think that what you have said is correct,
Barnardo said. It is appropriate that this portentous figure — this ghost — comes armed during our watch; the ghost is very much like the late King who was and is the cause of these wars.
This sight of the ghost troubles the mind’s eye,
Horatio said. "In the most high and flourishing state of Rome, a little before the very mighty Julius Caesar fell, the graves stood open without their tenants and the dead, wrapped in sheets, squeaked and gibbered in the Roman streets. They were deadly portents just like meteors that trail trains of fire, dews of blood, and threatening signs in the Sun. In addition, the Moon, that moist planet that has power over the empire of Neptune, Roman King of the Seas, because it controls the tides, was almost completely blotted out because of an eclipse — it seemed as if it were the Day of Judgment.
"These same portents that foretold the assassination of Julius Caesar, these same portents that are precursors of fierce events, these same portents that are harbingers that always precede calamities and are prologue to a coming disaster — Heaven and Earth have joined together to show these same portents to Denmark and to