Fat Chance

By Patti Lavell

Daphne Schneider has been made fun of most of her life, even by those who supposedly love her. Most people would characterize her perspective on life as cold-hearted; Daphne calls it honesty.

After relocating to the Florida Keys with her husband, Daphne’s best friend shows up. What began as a long weekend to reminisce with Lisa turns into a bizarre, permanent arrangement that spurs a landslide.

Daphne’s husband is a rigid man who dislikes noise or disruption, but he uncharacteristically warms to Lisa’s loud and carefree ways. Daphne pushes away suspicious doubts and rationalizes their affectionate relationship. During a bitter argument, John reveals why he married her. Love was never involved. Daphne’s world begins to crumble. For the first time in her life, she takes matters into her own hands and fights back.

Daphne’s crude sense of humor sees her through several crime sprees. The dead bodies are piling up. Daph never guessed revenge could be so fun. She soon finds out its also addicting.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Sep 3, 2014
• ISBN: 9781312484429

Patti Lavell

I'm a mother of two and married to a wonderful man who treats me like a queen. I'm passionate about writing, cooking and laughing. I love my family, good cheese, a nice Malbec and my beautiful island home; they inspire me.

Reviews for Fat Chance

[reneerobinson-2 · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

Verified Purchase(What's this?)This review is from: Fat Chance (Kindle Edition)Fat Chance- Patti LavellI am an enormous fan of this author. Her humor never stops She writes of a hot headed, semi-neurotic mother with an unending sense of humor loaded with sarcasm. What more can I say? This alone should be enough to raise the curiosity of the reader and make you want to grab a copy of this book for yourself. You will not be disappointed. I intend to read everything I can by Patti Lavell.