The Spawning Run
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In order to mate in the same freshwater stream where it was spawned, the salmon swims one thousand miles or more and overcomes countless obstacles, from trawling nets to twelve-foot-high waterfalls. To catch the King of Fish at the end of its incredible journey, the Anglo-Saxon angler subjects his pride, his bank account, and his taste buds—poached milk, anyone?—to similar dangers. Nine out of ten salmon do not make it back to the sea once their spawning run is finished; nine out of ten sportsmen return to the hotel empty handed when the fishing day is done.
And yet, year after year, they return to the rivers and streams of Great Britain—fish and angler both. Why? Perhaps “poor Holloway,” who has yet to land a salmon after twenty spawning seasons but whose success rate with the bored wives of more skillful fisherman is scandalously impressive, knows the answer.
An elegant blend of fishing narrative, travelogue, and character study, The Spawning Run is a hilarious and heartfelt tribute to the irresistible passions that unite us all: man, woman, and salmon.
This ebook features an illustrated biography of William Humphrey including rare photos form the author’s estate.
William Humphrey
William Humphrey (1924–1997) was born in Clarksville, Texas. Neither of his parents went to school beyond the fifth grade, and during the height of the Great Depression his father hunted in the snake-infested swamplands of the Sulphur River to help feed the family. Humphrey left Clarksville at age thirteen and did not return for thirty-two years. By then he was the internationally acclaimed author of two extraordinary novels set in his hometown: Home from the Hill, a National Book Award finalist that became an MGM film starring Robert Mitchum, and its follow-up, The Ordways, which the New York Times called “exhilaratingly successful.” Eleven highly praised works of fiction and nonfiction followed, including Farther Off from Heaven, a memoir about Humphrey’s East Texas boyhood and his father’s tragic death in an automobile accident; The Spawning Run and My Moby Dick, two delightful accounts of the joys and travails of fly fishing; and No Resting Place, a novel about the forced removal of the Cherokee nation along the Trail of Tears. A longtime professor of English and writing at Bard College and other schools, Humphrey was the recipient of awards from the American Academy of Arts and Letters and the Texas Institute of Arts and Letters.
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The Spawning Run - William Humphrey
dorset, may 12
The Itchen, the Test, the Frome: the fabled chalk streams of south England, where Dame Juliana Berners and Isaak Walton fished—here I am in the middle of them, it’s spring, the season has opened, and I’d might as well be in the Sahara. Even the Piddle, known also as the Puddle—the brook running through the farm here—holds good trout. I have seen them hanging in the shallows above the millrace, resting from their run, reaccustoming themselves to fresh water—for these will be sea-run trout, gamest of them all, returning to spawn: broad in the shoulder, deep in the belly, spotted like the gravel of the stream bed so that at first you don’t see them, only their rippling shadows on the bed. The personal property, every one of them, of Mr. Porky
Mitchell, the meat-pie king. Eighty-five hundred pounds sterling he paid for the fishing in three miles of the stream for ten years. So Tom Mears, my landlord, tells me. I stroll over daily to watch these trout. They congregate below the signpost which reads STRICTLY PRIVATE FISHING, just downstream from the stone bridge with the weatherworn cast-iron plaque threatening transportation to Virginia to anyone found defacing it. Mr. Mitchell’s water bailiff watches me.
dorset, may 13
The Anglo-Saxons are anglers. Here on Sundays queues of them with cane poles and minnow pails line the banks of the quarter-mile of public water. In and out among their lines one of Her Majesty the Queen’s swans and her cygnets glide. The serenity is seldom disturbed by anybody’s catching anything.
Nowhere is the class division more sharply drawn than in the national pastime. Fishing in Britain,
says the pamphlet sent me by The British Travel and Holiday Association, falls into three classes: game, sea, and coarse.
Read: upper, middle, and lower. Trout taken from the public water here must be returned; they are the property of Mr. Mitchell that have strayed. Only coarse fish may be kept by the coarse.
Discussed fishing with my new friends at The Pure Drop.
Pike season don’t begin for another two months, but there’s some fair fishing round and about for roach, dace, tench,
I’m told.
I remember reading those names of English fish in Walton, but what they are I don’t know. They sound coarse.
I’m talking about trout,
I say.
I get the look I’ve seen them give those who frequent the Saloon Bar, where the same beer costs tuppence ha’penny a pint more than it does here in the Public Bar. Bill Turner, speaking for them all, says, Trout, is it? Ah well, I wouldn’t know, not being a toff meself.
dorset, may 15
While watching the fish in the millrace today, I glimpsed something go through that looked like a torpedo.
dorset, may 16
Immoderate people, the British, especially in their pastimes, their reputation to the contrary notwithstanding. Take my new friend Dr., which is to say Mr.,M.
M. is an authority, perhaps the authority, on the long-term effects of prisoner-of-war-camp diet on the male urinary system. On this important and insufficiently heeded aspect of war, M. has testified as an expert at war-crimes trials and in many veterans’ disability-pension case hearings. This, however, is a study which M. has taken up only in the last few years, and which he pursues only out of fishing season. He is retired from practice.
He retired and came home from Africa to London three years ago, then moved down here, where he has the fishing on Thursdays and Fridays on a half-mile beat on the Frome, and Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays on a three-quarter-mile beat on the Piddle, sublet from Mitchell, the meat-pie king. Saturdays he plays the football pools.
I met M. in the farmyard yesterday afternoon when my wife and I came in from our bike ride over the heath. He was wearing waders and was busy rigging up a bamboo fly rod. I watched him do it. He jointed the rod, first greasing the male ferrule by rubbing it on the wing of his nose, attached the reel, drew the already greased line through the guides, attached a leader (a cast
they call it here) with a deftly tied central draught knot, opened a fly book, and selected a fly. Holding it between thumb and forefinger he said—his first words to me—What fly is that?
I took it from him. I had tied the pattern. I don’t know what you may call it here; we would call that a Gold-ribbed Hare’s Ear where I’m from. It’s a number 14,
I said.
He reached