Trolling Lures
By Steve Vernon
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It started out as a drive in the country.
Oh sure, Hillman was thinking about suicide.
Oh sure, the dead woman in the back seat was goading him on.
Why bother living?
Only Coyote has something to say about the matter.
Not to mention the Troll...
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Trolling Lures - Steve Vernon
STEVE VERNON
TROLLING
LURES
A
COYOTE
TALE
STARK RAVEN PRESS
TROLLING LURES
By Steve Vernon
Stark Raven Press
Published at Smashwords
Copyright 2014
They call me Troll;
Gnawer of the Moon
Giant of the Gale-blasts,
Curse of the rain-hall,
Companion of the Sibyl,
Nightroaming beast,
Swallower of the loaf of heaven.
What is a troll but that?
(taken from the Eda, an ancient Norse poem by Bragi Boddason)
The coyote is a long, slim, sick and sorry-looking skeleton, with a gray wolf-skin stretched over it, a tolerably bushy tail that forever sags down with a despairing expression of forsakenness and misery, a furtive and evil eye, and a long, sharp face with slightly lifted lip and exposed teeth. He has a general slinking expression all over. The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is ALWAYS hungry.
– Roughing It by Mark Twain
The forest is where all maps end
and all possibilities begin.
(old Mik’maq saying)
* Coyote Calling Card *
The boy trembled in the darkness, waiting for the trapdoor to swing open. He knew that he would be beaten. He could hear the troll’s footsteps thumping like heavy rocks against the floorboards.
Help me god, help me god, help me god, help me...
The boy’s lips moved, over and over, mouthing a tightly whispered prayer bleeding into a litany of despair.
God help me god help me.
The footsteps hammered closer.
God, it seemed, wasn’t listening.
The sliver of light that marked the edge of the trapdoor widened. The boy blinked against the sudden brightness. The trapdoor swung open. A face looked down. At least he was wearing the father mask.
Did you lose her?
the troll rumbled.
The boy nodded.
Why?
the troll asked. "How did it happen?
She was thirsty,
the boy explained. I tried to give her a drink. The cup wouldn’t fit through the willow bars, so I opened her cage. She flew like a bird right out of the cage.
How’d she slip the chain?
She pulled it off. She left some skin behind.
Come on,
the troll said. Follow me.
The boy clambered eagerly from his hiding spot. He knew better than to ask questions. He followed the troll to the truck and climbed on to the back.
She’ll head for the road,
the troll said. We’ll pick her trail up there. Put your chain on. We’re going fishing.
The sun was shining, but the boy trembled harder, because fishing was worse than a beating. He put the chain on, like a dog, eager for the leash. While he was doing that he noticed a coyote squatting on the verge of the camp.
The troll saw the coyote too.
Are you going to give me trouble?
the troll asked, fixing the coyote with an evil dark eye.
The coyote wagged his wild bushy tail and promptly sicked up the remains of his last meal.
* Big Billy Tumor’s Finest Fiddle Bow *
Morgan Hillman leaned out of his parked Volvo and puked. The mess splattered hot and funky upon the gravel of the roadside.
Your puke stinks like a mile of dead skunks,
the dead woman said.
Hillman mustered a fart that he knew would streak his skivvies. It hurt coming out, just the same as the puke. Cancer did that to a man.
Smell that,
he said to the dead woman. That was the good thing about being haunted. You didn’t have to bother being polite to phantoms.
Was she real?
How the fuck should he know?
He wiped his mouth and he managed a smile. With cancer gnawing in his belly, thoughts of suicide percolating in his brain, and the spirit-memory of a dead woman in the backseat of his Volvo station wagon, he figured it was a damned good day to die.
He looked down at the mess in the gravel. There they were, chopped carrots. It seemed like no matter what he ate there were always chopped carrots in the mess that came back up. He couldn’t even remember the last time he’d ate chopped carrots.
Are you on the right road?
the dead woman asked.
Hillman looked up at the road sign.
It read 106.
It’s the road I’m on,
he said, cranking the key and nudging the gas.
The dead woman had been with him for as long as he could remember. He didn’t know if she was real or not. He could see and hear her. She was beautiful in the haunting way native woman often are. The cave of her skull, opened by a .38 caliber skeleton key, writhed with a glitter of maggots. On the unmarked side of her face a single dark eye stared out, frozen like a shard of broken green glass.
As delusions went, he had painted her up in a fine old style.
The Volvo thundered over a heavy iron bridge, heading west on Highway 106. The radio spoke of clearing skies, high temperatures, and a chance of rain. Hillman smiled. It was perfect weather for the end of the world - absolutely undecided.
Have you got enough nerve for this?
the dead woman asked. I don’t think you have the guts.
Just watch me,
Hillman said.
How fast a world can end, he thought. It seemed like yesterday he stood at a Halifax lunch counter, serving out coffee. Now look at him - driving down a Nova Scotia rural highway, counting off the minutes until self-extinction.
I know who you are,
the dead woman said.
I wish I knew who you were,
Hillman replied.
He couldn’t remember when he’d started seeing her. She’d been there as long as he recalled. Delusions followed that sort of pattern. Like a nervous habit, you were never sure just when they started. One day you were normal, the next you found yourself talking to invisible gods and sticking your tongue out, Maori-style, every time you heard the mention of Paris Hilton’s name.
The landscape slipped past like an unspooling movie reel. The early October sunshine, determined to make the most of these last few weeks of heat, cast shadows darker than burned black. Patches of rolling dry thatch mixed with bursts of third growth forest. Great joints of granite thrust up from the soil. Leaves hung grimly upon heat-withered branches, their colors running from vivid green into the gasoline of autumn, ready to flutter into mulch like a legion of moldering paratroopers.
A portion of Hillman’s waking mind appreciated the stark beauty, but a deeper part listened to the sound of Big Billy Tumor clawing his finest fiddle bow, deep within the windings of his gut. Big Billy Tumor was a hungry little booger. He never stopped eating at Hillman’s insides, turning the cells one by one.
Who is nibbling on my house?
Hillman ruefully muttered. Who is nibbling like a mouse?
He bounced along the road in his black Volvo station wagon, praying that the car’s suspension would live up to the abuse, keeping half an eye on the photocopied map that he’d taped to his dashboard. He’d highlighted his chosen route in black marker with a bright red X designating his end destination.
It was good to know where he was going to die. He’d mapped everything out to the very last detail.
Careful plans were a lonely man’s final form of prayer.
He traveled light. A fiberglass fishing rod, a red tackle box, a haversack stuffed with a couple of tins of beans and beef jerky sticks, a creel and a net.
Who do you think you’re fooling? Insurance companies never pay off on suicides.
the dead woman taunted. You’re living in a web of self-spun lies.
She was wrong. He would fool them. His camouflage was perfect, right down to the battered fishing hat and the many-pocketed camp vest. It was hunting season. No one would question the presence of the shotgun stowed behind the seat.
What do you need insurance money for anyway?
What indeed, Hillman wondered. He didn’t have anyone to leave anything to. He wouldn’t be missed. Somebody else could CERTAINLY brew a better cup of coffee.
Why was he doing it this way?
He didn’t have a clue. A few slices of truth lay stuffed in the brown manila envelope resting on the passenger seat. A handwritten prognosis and the X-rays that he’d grabbed from the doctor’s office. He’d burn the note and the envelope and the X-ray photographs in his campfire, make his peace with the world, and then go out into the woods and find a fence to tangle up in while crossing over. An accidental discharge, it happened all of the time. He’d checked the statistics.
He wondered where the dead woman would go. Would she find someone else to haunt? Or maybe she’d just linger over his carcass as he forgot himself back into the dirt.
His stomach made sounds like a bubbling cauldron. Big Billy Tumor gnawed into his viscera like a multi-mouthed worm working in the darkness. He felt his cells playing Star Wars games, one by one surrendering to the dark side.
That’s how cancer worked. The doctor had explained it. A single cell wakes up one morning and decides it doesn’t like the way it’s been growing. It was the ultimate midlife crisis. The man inside the man tried to work his way out, cell by cell.
Nibble, nibble, have some kibbles.
Cancer – the original clone wars. It was funny how funny it seemed. The walking dead tell the best jokes. The doctor had spelled Hillman’s obituary out in a handful of dirty multi-syllable words.
Malignant. Terminal. Inoperable,
the dead woman taunted, echoing the doctor’s prognosis. Give yourself time. You’ll look as bad as I do. The shotgun will be an improvement.
I heard his words,
Hillman said. He wasn’t bothered by the diagnosis, any more than he was bothered by talking to the spirit of a