Stewed Rhymes
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I am NOT Roald Dahl. Having said that, this book contains a selection of well-known nursery rhymes that I have given a CRAZYMAD makeover. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed myself writing them. Moreover, this eBook is FREE FREE FREE.
Gerrard Wllson
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Stewed Rhymes - Gerrard Wllson
Stewed Rhymes
Gerrard Wilson
Copyright 2014 by Gerrard Wilson
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Jack and Jill
Don’t be a Gadabout!
Mary Had a Little Lamb
Ring, a Ring, a Rosies
Wee Willie Winkie
There was an Old Woman who Lived in a Shoe
The Owl and the Pussycat
Miss Polly Had a Dolly
The Queen of Hearts Baked Some Tarts
Lavender Blue, Dilly, Dilly
Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall
I Know an Old Woman Who Swallowed a Gnat
The Grand Old Duke of York
Here we go Round the Mulberry Bush
Baa, Baa, Black Sheep
Old King Cole
I’m the King of the Castle
Three Blind Mice
Whiz-Popping
How Much is that Doggy in the Window?
Little Miss Muffet
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Hickory Dickory Dock
Hey Diddle, Diddle
Rub-A-Dub-Dub
The Man in the Moon
Bonus Feature
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pot of distemper.
Jack saw it first then picked it up,
But Jill came running faster.
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I want that pot!
said Jill so loud,
Jack feared for life thereafter.
You can have the pot and distemper too!
He said, pouring it over her head, with laughter.
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Hickety, Pickety My Black Hen
Hickety, pickety, my black hen,
She struts around and around again.
I wonder will she lay me an egg,
‘Cos if she don’t I’ll roast her leg.
Don’t be a Gadabout!
If you chose to walk alone,
Down country lanes far from home,
Don’t be shocked if someone jumps out,
And says hello to the gadabout,
Who strolls around like he owns the place,
Each yard and inch, each wall and gate.
You might well say it’s him not me,
Who has a problem with affinity.
But I tell you this, in truth, steer clear,
From spots remote near park and weir,
And if you chose to heed my call,
Your life will be good; you will not fall.
Mary Had a Little Lamb
Mary had a little lamb so round, so fat, so plump,
It tried to follow everywhere but it couldn’t even jump.
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