All My Trials: Tales of a Hired Gun
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Warning: Read All My Trials in a private place, unless you don’t care if others catch you laughing out loud. This collection of very funny and true stories about criminal trial law chronicles some of the legendary experiences of Alaskan Superior Court Judge Gail Roy Fraties. A fine judge and legal scholar, as a criminal trial attorney, a profession that grew characters by the dozen, he was a character. His license plate read “BAD”. In trial, he had a Bowie Knife strapped across his chest...just in case. He once blew out the bottom out of his boat dispatching a 60-pound Halibut with a .44 magnum. He killed a snake from a second story with a throwing knife. And this was him sober; his drinking stories about the Alaskan Bar Association are even more irreverent and hilarious.
Hiding amid the black humor and sardonic cynicism was his other side – intelligent, warm, and caring. He would lock a drunk up for three months instead of two weeks if winter was coming on. About the indigent he said “If we don’t care for them, who will?” and meant it. He was the legal advocate for midwives all over the United States - he believed in their just cause. He started a whole chain of AA chapters in Alaska as part of his sentencing program. A Stanford graduate, a literary man, a voracious reader, a man who lived life on his own terms and wrote all the pages of his own book – every side of Gail Fraties appears here.
Our recommendation: read through this book once and then read it again. Each time, somewhere in it, you will stop, think and laugh again.
You are very lucky. You’re about to enjoy a treat and a great read!.
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All My Trials - Judge Gail Roy Fraties
ALL MY TRIALS
Tales of a Hired Gun
Judge Gail Roy Fraties
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the title of this book.
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This book mentions so many people Gail loved, but at minimum it must be dedicated to the following folks:
His daughters, Val Graber, Jessica Frame, Cynthia Jacobson, and Lucinda Henry. His first wife and the girls’ mom, Diane Hanger, who graciously compiled the book’s materials. Our daughter Petra Fraties, who retyped and reformatted the book. Our sons, Roy and David Fraties, who never had the chance to really know Gail well but may meet him inside these covers. And my lovely wife (and editor!) Irene, for too many reasons to mention.
Table of Contents
Forward
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Chapter Twenty-One
Chapter Twenty-Two
Chapter Twenty-Three
Chapter Twenty-Four
Chapter Twenty-Five
Chapter Twenty-Six
Chapter Twenty-Seven
Endnotes
Forward
My brother, Alaska Superior Court Judge Gail Roy Fraties (1928 – 1989), was a very fine judge, but in his heart he was always a trial attorney. His outrageous, irreverent, intelligent, and insightful writings about the law and at trial have been called, The funniest things I’ve ever read,
— and I personally agree. He discusses the law with a profane, sardonic humor few have or could match.
What follows is a collection of columns that were first published in The Bar Rag, the newsletter of the Alaska Bar Association. I envy you, as you are about to enjoy a real treat. But….one caveat. If something in the material offends you, please remember that Gail was writing from the perspective of a criminal trial attorney who dealt continuously with the seamy side of our world, with difficult issues, with genuinely terrible acts, and with the Bad Actors (as he called them) who committed these acts. So please keep the context of Gail’s writings in mind as you read them.
Gail never was afraid to mention people by name, and mentions many here. He loved his friends deeply and always said with pride that they were as outrageous as he was. I knew some of his friends and agree with him: being mentioned in Gail’s work was acknowledgement that you were loved. It probably also represents that you, yourself, have a bit of the pirate buried deep inside.
If you’d like to comment on this work, we’d welcome it, either on the site where you’ve bought the book, or directly to us at info@pickleball.biz. Thanks for purchasing and reading Gail’s book.
A. J. Fraties
Chapter One
The Editor has asked me to write something for The Bar Rag, on the logical assumption that he has already captured the intellectual crowd with his own columns. So, fine, I don’t have anything to do — and if you’re one of those lawyers who has never been able to read all the way to the end of the Raven decision, spends at least part of every day wondering what the hell you’re going to do next, and likes to get drunk and listen to Bill Garrison imitate Judge Sanders, then this column is for you. At least, it’s written by someone just like you.
A lot of people have suggested that I do a seminar on law office management. These are lawyers who are overworked, plagued with referrals from satisfied clients, and have tax problems because of their high income. Out of my own vast experience and brilliant career, I certainly feel qualified to offer solutions for these and other problems of the successful practitioner — and of my many insights, these that are not predicated on personal experimentation, I have learned from watching the rest of you. The following principles, if carefully followed, should free you from the burdens of a successful practice.
Selection of Cases. Take everything that comes in the door, preferably on a contingent fee. Some excellent examples of non-producers are product liability cases on leaking trailers, contested divorces where the husband (an indigent) wants the six infant children on the grounds that his wife is an unfit mother
(be particularly alert for the catch phrases money is no object,
and it’s the principle of the thing
), and libel and slander actions by school teachers. In accepting personal injury cases, one must be guided by Gucker’s maxim, Time expended on the case varies in inverse ratio to the certainty of liability, severity of injury and depth of pocket.
See also, Gregg’s Commentary on Gucker’s Maxim, The dogs live forever.
Fee Arrangements. Don’t put anything in writing. Contingent fee arrangements, in particular, should be explained to the client after the case has been won or settled, preferably after your office has advanced several thousand dollars in costs. Criminal cases, especially those requiring lengthy trials, should be billed when the work has been done and (as often happens) your client is a guest of the State. Nothing contributes to the rehabilitation of the individual like receiving a bill for $30,000 or $40,000 immediately after having been sentenced to life without the option of parole.
Work Organization. There is an insidious tendency among legal practitioners these days to be businesslike. This only increases their productivity, and leads to unfortunate problems with tax shelters and the IRS. My recommendations on internal law office management are as follows:
(1) Eliminate your filing system — or if you must have one, keep it in alphabetical order and don’t ever close on anything. Several decades of files, maintained in this way, can provide a lot of excitement for your staff when someone named Smith is calling from Ethiopia to ask about the status of his case. I mean, we liked Easter egg hunts as kids, didn’t we? Why should we take all of the fun out of our lives just because our clients are efficiency freaks?
(2) If you must keep files, don’t fill them up with memos concerning interviews with your client, telephone conversations, and so forth. Most of that information is best committed to memory, as you lose the freshness of your approach to a case if you slavishly keep a history of it. Further, presupposing that you are charging an hourly rate, you cut down on your billing time by being efficient. The optimum is to have your client tell you his story over again every time he comes to the office.
(3) Eliminate calendaring systems, bring-ups, office computers, intelligent secretaries, or anything else that can help you keep track of your work. Filing, if it is done at all, should be on an annual basis — and then only by those on your staff who are barely able to keep track of what planet they’re on, much less the English alphabet. In the selection of legal secretaries, emphasize beauty over ability. Why should your office be cluttered up by something that looks like it needs a stake through its heart, when you have to work around the lady all day? In this regard, an excellent rule has been enunciated by Bob Downes in his famous statement of Downes’s Law, The smaller the brain, the bigger the gazumbas.
(4) Client Relations. It’s important for attorneys to maintain the dignity of our profession, and we can only do so by putting our clients, and others, in their place. One way of doing this is by judicious use of the telephone which, if effectively used, can screen the attorney from many annoying interruptions — like new clients. Old clients, as well, should be treated by the staff as though they are troublesome nuisances. Make them go through at least six secretaries before they get to speak to an attorney. If they state, This is John Jones calling for Attorney Branson on the matter of my execution at the stake tomorrow morning,
they should immediately be challenged, JOHN WHO?
in a loud and belligerent voice. If it is after 11:00 in the morning, they may be told, Mr. Branson isn’t in yet.
(5) While you are discussing your client’s case with him, accept as many telephone calls as you can — especially if he’s on an hourly rate. Then, if he ever gets a bill (which, of course, I don’t advocate on a regular basis) with any detail, he will be interested to discover that he has been charged an hour and a half for his interview, most of which time you spent on the telephone talking to other people. Finally, entirely too much emphasis has been put on the use of trust accounts in handling clients’ funds. It takes away from the personal touch, as the average client feels much more like family if he gets his share of a $2 million judgment written in your own hand on a personal check.
These few pearls will get most of you off to a good start on the leisurely life unhampered by personal possessions or the burden of wealth.
On another subject, many of my readers will probably be interested to learn that in the latest Bar poll one of the candidates was a fictitious name, entered as a control by the Judicial Council. This was done as the result of a complaint by a disappointed subject of a former poll, a Trappist monk who had never been in Alaska, but was nonetheless characterized as unqualified,
diseased,
depraved,
and unfit to practice law
by 179 Alaska lawyers who claimed personal knowledge by an acquaintanceship with him. Information is unavailable concerning the fictitious individual mentioned above, other than the fact that his is one of the nine names that went up to the Governor.
As a sop to those of you who insist that anything you read have some redeeming social value, this is to report the findings of the Ethics Committee on the matter of Max Gruenberg of Anchorage. Mr. Gruenberg, on having accepted the 75th call of the week from one of his divorce clients on the subject of her husband’s last transgressions, heatedly advised her to kill the son of a bitch, lady; I can win a murder case.
She took his advice, and the question before the Committee was whether it fell below the standards of the Anchorage professional community. The decision, which will be published next week, is that it did not — on the grounds that contested divorce cases are not governed by the law of the State of Alaska, but rather by that of the jungle, or fang and claw. That being so, the popular local attorney’s comment fell well within the parameters of appropriate counsel, and was neither improper nor questionable.
All inquiries may be directed to the writer at the offices of The Bar Rag, and will be answered promptly — either by personal letter, or through this column. Death threats and heavy breathing by anonymous phone callers will be studiously ignored — I get enough of that from my own clientele.
Chapter Two
Spring has come to Alaska, and with it various annual migrations — including lawyers to our Bar convention. Typically, these gatherings take on some of the atmosphere of the sponsoring city — and it can