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The Second Page: An Offbeat Fantasy Adventure
The Second Page: An Offbeat Fantasy Adventure
The Second Page: An Offbeat Fantasy Adventure
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The Second Page: An Offbeat Fantasy Adventure

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Sterling Page never thought that, some day, he'd be sailing across the ocean with a robot, a fairy, a hot-tempered teddy bear, and a sewer lizard. But when a strange creature breaks into his house and tells him his sister is still alive, Page embarks on an adventure to another world to find her. Unfortunately for Page, this is a world that rarely makes sense, a world where boats get stuck in clouds, storks deliver baby dragons, and leftover biscuits turn into flying monsters.

Blending together The Odyssey and Alice in Wonderland, The Second Page is filled with both silly humor and dangerous situations. Page and his quirky crew travel to the bottom of the ocean, crash into bizarre islands, and defy the laws of physics at every turn. But while it's all fun and games at first, Page soon realizes he's in over his head, that he's not invincible, and neither are his friends.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherClark Nielsen
Release dateMay 14, 2012
ISBN9781476145174
The Second Page: An Offbeat Fantasy Adventure
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Clark Nielsen

Clark Nielsen is an American-born author, teacher, and web/game developer who's been writing stories since he was six years old. On the non-fiction side, his influences include David Sedaris and Bill Bryson. But when he's writing sci-fi or fantasy, he turns to Jack Vance and Eiichiro Oda.

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