Horny Hansel and Greedy Gretel

By Camille Towe

Hansel can't believe his good luck. Gretel, the hottest girl in the village has agreed to go on a date with him. They call her "Greedy Gretel" for good reason. During a steamy make-out session in the woods, a thunderstorm drives them to find shelter in a dilapidated cabin, where they find not only a cozy bed where they can continue their tryst, but a functioning moonshine still. It's party time and hot, explosive sex until the arrival of Scabby Abby Felcher, the shotgun-toting hillbilly witch who owns the cabin, and the moonshine...
Adult content. Explicit sex and some rather dark humor.

• Language: English
• Publisher: WPaD Publications
• Release date: Jul 7, 2013
• ISBN: 9781497767553

Camille Towe

I'm an author of erotic tales with a splash of humor. My fairy tale parodies sometimes cross the boundaries of good taste. It's all in good fun, right? We're all adults here.

Book preview

Hansel couldn’t believe his good luck. Gretel was the hottest looking girl in the village and he had a date with her. She had agreed to meet him in the woods on the other side of the creek.

It wasn’t that Gretel was a slut, but the other boys in the village called her Greedy Gretel. Fellows who had been with her said she always wanted more

Many nights Hansel had lain alone in his bed with his swollen manhood in his hand, visualizing sexy Gretel’s plump, firm breasts. It drove him crazy the way they spilled over the top of her peasant blouse, inviting him to touch them. Maybe today would be his lucky day and he would finally get to see her glorious rack in its entirety. Maybe if he was REALLY lucky she would touch him... down there.

It didn’t bother Hansel that he had a sister by the same name as the woman of his deepest sexual fantasies – nobody would ever confuse one with the other, since his sister was uglier than a rotten turnip and dumber than a sack of dirt.

Hansel rushed to finish his chores, then slipped away into the forest to meet his sexy date.

Gretel sat on a rock beside the stream, her skirt hiked up high enough to reveal her exquisite milk-white thighs. She trailed her toes in the water, humming a little tune. Hansel’s rod began to stiffen at the sight of her. He slowly approached Gretel, drinking in every inch of her beauty. She stopped humming and turned, beaming at the sight of Hansel.

Hansel! I thought you’d never come! she said with a flirty wink.

I came as fast as I could, replied the ever-oblivious Hansel.

She giggled. Don’t be in too much of a hurry now. She slipped on her shoes then rose, giving her long golden curls a toss. She took Hansel’s hand. Let’s take a walk in the woods.

He followed her blindly down the narrow forest path. Hansel couldn’t think of anything to say. His mind was occupied by the throbbing mass in his trousers and the feel of her hand in his

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