If You're Reading This, It's Too Late: The Secret Series (Book 2)
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If you didn't read "The Name of This Book is SECRET", then this is another book you should definitely NOT read. No, really. There's a terrible monster grown in a lab, a strange carved ball that sings of distant secrets, and an evil threat against the mysterious Terces Society. And you really shouldn't visit www.ifyourereadingthisitstoolate.co.uk. You won't like it.
"This is the quirky, original and deliciously dark sequel to the hilarious "The Name of This Book is Secret". Bursting with inventive characters and laugh-out-loud moments, readers will be instantly hooked once more by the stylish storytelling of Pseudonymous Bosch." - Lovereading4kids.co.uk
Pseudonymous Bosch
Pseudonymous Bosch is a pseudonym, or as he would prefer to call it (because he is very pretentious), a nom de plume. Unfortunately, for reasons he cannot disclose, but which should be obvious to anyone foolhardy enough to read this book, he cannot tell you his real name. But he admits to a deep-seated fear of mayonnaise. Visit the author's website, www.thenameofthiswebsiteissecret.com, for more information.
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Reviews for If You're Reading This, It's Too Late
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Cass and Max-Ernest go on a field trip to the seashore and end up tied-up aboard a luxury yacht. They escape with an object that looks like a crystal ball but is actually a Sound Prism that allows them to overhear voices from a long distance. It also leads them to Pietro, a long-standing member of the Terces Society, which Cass and Max-Ernest want to join very badly, and to ancient story of a wizard who was able to grow a man from a pile of horse dung.This is the second of the series and I haven't read the first, which would have been handy as the story keeps referring back to what happened before, and lots of footnotes encourage the reader to read in order. The book is narrated by an unknown person who is filled with anxiety over talking about the situation and it's overall a lightweight book with a bit of charm and some mystery.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I liked as well as the first one. The footnotes are hilarious! My mom and I laughed over one especelly." If you dont know what onomatapiec means well- ding dong click clack buzz quack- look it up!
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I totally hate Amber! In this book she is Way too prissy!!!! I can't belive she joined the midnight sun.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Cass, Max-Ernest, and Yo-Yoji go on a quest to find the humonculus with the help of the Sound Prism.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This book was pretty good, I mean it has good story line and characters. I don't think it was as good as the first book, "The Name Of This Book Is Secret". But I definitely recommend and body who likes Mystery/Comedy to read this book
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This book adds a new character into the mix, and we also finally meet the elusive PB and the members of the Terces Society.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I must admit, this book was better than the first. Both books have creative stories and top secret things in them, but I thought this one was scarier and had a more creative plot. I love the freaky author and I hope he make another book!
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Another one my daughter and I read together. We've been having a great time with this series.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5A month after being inducted into a secret society, twelve-year-olds Cassandra and Max-Ernest (which are their cover identities, of course, because the author is not allowed to give us their real names) are eagerly awaiting instructions to start a mission. Maybe to fight off the evil Dr. L and Ms. Mauvais once again? Maybe to find a man made in a bottle five hundred years ago? After they are given a message to decode, their first mission as secret agents begin. Having several odd adventures, Cassandra discovers that maybe she wasn’t who she thought she was. Or maybe, she was exactly who she thought she was.Though just as fast-paced as the first book, The Name of This Book is Secret, Cass and Max-Ernest’s stories are more mysterious and entertaining than ever. Clue by clue, Author Pseudonymous Bosch keeps his distinctive voice and creativity. Surprising events occur with every chapter which will bring in a large audience of younger readers (mostly boys). The format of this book is appealing so when there was a slow-moving part (which there were few of), that’s the main thing that kept me reading on. If You’re Reading This, It’s Too Late had the perfect ending but if there is going to be another book in this series, I’ll be the first lined up to buy a copy.Contains: *some mild crude humor