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Zombiism and Other Lies
Zombiism and Other Lies
Zombiism and Other Lies
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Logan is your average guy; reclusive, widowed and kills unregistered zombies for a living. Except that last part, because he's getting fired. What's a broke bachelor to do? Register as a zombie of course. It's free food, entertainment and a house he can't leave. Ever. There's just one thing Logan didn't count on: he has to share it with eleven other zombies. For Logan it's be zombie or be eaten, but they're something wrong with these zombies. Something almost human.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherE. A. Burns
Release dateMay 24, 2014
ISBN9781311826961
Zombiism and Other Lies
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E. A. Burns

E. A. Burns lives in her daydreams while selling delicious bread. She divides her time between exchanging prompts with her writing circle, playing with pastels, listening to musicals and jumping between her second zombie novel featuring two teenage girls and her first fantasy novel, a light romp that plunges deeper into darkness the longer she thinks about it.She combats her high school nickname 'Frown' by drinking copious amounts of excellent coffee and drowning the average ones with delicious vanilla syrup.

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