Reluctantly Alice

By Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

Alice McKinley comes home on the first day of junior high with a list of seven things about seventh grade that stink. Just about the only good thing she can think of is that she’s friends with everyone. Maybe that’s how to survive seventh grade—make it through the entire year with everyone liking her.

That turns out to be easier said than done, when Alice gets on the wrong side of the school bully, Denise “Mack Truck” Whitlock. But Alice’s problems with Denise pale in comparison with the romantic entanglements of both her father and her older brother, Lester. And when Alice decides to help them out…life gets even more complicated.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Atheneum Books for Young Readers
• Release date: May 15, 2012
• ISBN: 9781442465787

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor has written more than 135 books, including the Newbery Award–winning Shiloh and its sequels, the Alice series, Roxie and the Hooligans, and Roxie and the Hooligans at Buzzard’s Roost. She lives in Gaithersburg, Maryland. To hear from Phyllis and find out more about Alice, visit AliceMcKinley.com.

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Seventh grade was only one day old, but suddenly I had this new goal: to go the whole year with everyone liking me. I don’t mean be most popular girl or anything; I just wanted teachers to smile when they said Alice McKinley and the other kids to say, Alice? Yeah, she’s okay. She’s neat.

ALICE COMES HOME FROM SCHOOL ON THE first day of junior high with a list of seven things about seventh grade that stink. Just about the only good thing she can think of is that she’s friends with everyone. Maybe that’s how to survive seventh grade—make it through the entire year with everyone liking her.

That turns out to be easier said than done, when Alice gets on the wrong side of the school bully, Denise Mack Truck Whitlock. But Alice’s problems with Denise pale before the romantic entanglements of both her father and her older brother, Lester. And when Alice decides to help them out, life gets even more complicated.

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Alice and her friends seem sooooo real!!! They go through all the problems life throws you!! I’m not saying that I like seeing people go though problems, it’s just that it’s great to see you can get over these problems and have a great life too.—dragnfly

I feel like Alice is my next door neighbor and Elizabeth lives across the street from me. Pamela is in most of my classes at school and Patrick is my childhood best friend. Sometimes I wish soooooo badly Alice and everyone in these books were real.—Leslie

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PHYLLIS REYNOLDS NAYLOR includes many of her own life experiences in the Alice books. She writes for both children and adults, and is the author of more than one hundred and thirty-five books, including the Alice series, which Entertainment Weekly has called tender and wonderful. In 1992 her novel Shiloh won the Newbery Medal. She lives with her husband, Rex, in Gaithersburg, Maryland, and is the mother of two grown sons and the grandmother of Sophia, Tressa, Garrett, and Beckett.

Reluctantly Alice

BOOKS BY PHYLLIS REYNOLDS NAYLOR

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Saving Shiloh

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Starting with Alice

Alice in Blunderland

Lovingly Alice

The Agony of Alice

Alice in Rapture, Sort Of

Reluctantly Alice

All But Alice

Alice in April

Alice In-Between

Alice the Brave

Alice in Lace

Outrageously Alice

Achingly Alice

Alice on the Outside

The Grooming of Alice

Alice Alone

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Patiently Alice

Including Alice

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Alice in the Know

Dangerously Alice

Almost Alice

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Please Don’t Be True

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Reluctantly Alice / Phyllis Reynolds Naylor.—1st ed.

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Summary: Alice experiences the joys and embarrassments of seventh grade while advising her father and brother on their love lives.

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[1. Schools—Fiction. 2. Single-parent family—Fiction. 3. Family life—Fiction.] I. Title.

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To Catherine Wood, my college speech teacher, who generously considered my writings entertaining, and to Marion Tucker, an early editor, who helped make them better

Contents

One: The Seventh Thing

Two: Helping Lester

Three: Sleeping Over

Four: Saving Dad

Five: Celebrity

Six: SGSD

Seven: Bodies

Eight: The Frog Stand

Nine: Mother Alice

Ten: The Trouble with Hensley

Eleven: Bubbles

Twelve: Taking Chances

Thirteen: Questions and Answers

Fourteen: Hallelujah

1

THE SEVENTH THING

IN SEVENTH GRADE, YOU GROW BACKWARD. In sixth, I kept a list of all the things I learned that showed I was growing up, and another of all the stupid, embarrassing things I did that proved I wasn’t. Most of the time they were about even. If I still kept a record of all I’ve done, my backward list would run right off the page. In a single day—the first day of seventh grade—I accidentally squirted a teacher at the drinking fountain, tripped on the stairs to the second floor, and sat on a doughnut in the cafeteria.

Who put a doughnut on this seat? I asked the girl next to me.

It’s for Kim, she said.

Now what kind of an answer was that? But even Patrick laughed when it happened.

Well, how are you liking junior high, Al? Dad asked that night while we were fixing dinner. My name is Alice, but he and Lester call me Al.

Ask me tomorrow, I said. Ask me next week.

That bad, huh? said Lester. Lester’s almost twenty and catches on quick.

I can think of at least seven things about seventh grade that stink, I told him. The boys are shorter than the girls, the math is too hard, Mr. Hensley has bad breath, there isn’t any toilet paper in the johns, we’re going to cook liver in home ec., and half the drinking fountains don’t work.

That’s only six, said Dad.

The cafeteria serves garbage.

You could always transfer back to sixth, Lester suggested, tackling his salad.

Ha-ha, I said. And don’t take all the Bacon Bits. We live here too.

I’d been thinking about sixth grade, though—my sixth-grade teacher, anyway, Mrs. Plotkin. Sometimes when I get upset—really upset—I sort of tell myself what I figure she’d say if she were there. Stuff like, "Well, Alice, there aren’t many perfect days, but it’s hard to find a day that doesn’t have a little something nice about it if you look." It helped, somehow—just saying words like that aloud and pretending it was her voice, not mine.

Dad and Mrs. Plotkin must be on the same wavelength, because just then he said, "Think of at least one good thing about seventh grade. Surely there’s one."

We get out at two thirty instead of three.

So there you are, said Dad.

I guess the main problem is that seventh grade’s so different from elementary that it takes some getting used to. Pamela Jones likes it. All Pamela talks about is what she’s going to wear to the eighth-grade dances, and seventh’s one step closer than sixth. When you’ve got blond hair so long you can sit on it, I guess you can expect to get asked to a lot of dances.

Elizabeth Price hates junior high, though—the way people swarm at you in the halls. She was going to switch to the Sacred Heart of the Blessed Mary Middle School but found out they don’t have curtains on their shower stalls, so she reconsidered.

I’ll probably get used to it after a while, I said as I passed the macaroni and stopped Lester from taking all the cheese on top. I remember I had a hard time in kindergarten too, but I got over it.

You did, Al? asked Dad.

I couldn’t help smiling. There was this boy who made faces at me from behind an easel—he was painting on one side and I was on the other. Every day he’d make faces and I’d cry. Then Mom told me that next time he poked his face around the easel, I should paint a stripe on it, so I did.

Lester laughed, but Dad went on chewing. That must have been Aunt Sally who told you that, Al, because your mother died just before you started kindergarten.

I always manage to do this—confuse Mom with Aunt Sally, and it freaks Dad out.

Sorry, I said. Anyway, it worked. The next time the boy made a face at me, I painted a black stripe on his forehead. He stuck out his tongue, so I painted that too. He never bothered me again.

Good old Aunt Sally, said Les.

What’s really worst about being in seventh grade is that you just got out of sixth. In sixth grade, you’re a safety patrol. You get to go on overnight field trips with your teachers, help out in the office, and rule the playground. If two people form a couple, then everyone pairs off, and the fourth and fifth graders are green with envy.

But when you start seventh grade, you’re at the bottom of the ladder again. You look weird. You feel weird. The boys and girls who were couples back in sixth grade pretend they don’t know each other anymore. I mean, when Patrick and I kissed last summer, it was a quick kiss with his hands on my shoulders, and then we edged over to our own sides of the glider again.

When couples kiss in eighth and ninth grades, I discovered, they touch their lips together lightly two or three times first, and then it’s so embarrassing you have to look away. If their bodies were any closer, they’d be a grilled cheese sandwich.

Almost everything that Pamela told us about seventh grade, that her cousin in New Jersey told her, was wrong. So far, anyway. You don’t have to have a boyfriend or a leather skirt, either one. What you worry about, instead, is whether you can remember your coat locker and P.E. locker combinations both, whether you can get from one end of the building to the other before the bell, whether you’ll drop your tray in the cafeteria and everyone will clap, and whether, when you go in the restroom, there will be any latches on the stalls.

It didn’t help, either, that I had started junior high with an allergy. Dad says that happens sometimes when you move from one part of the country to another. I’d been doing a lot of sneezing the last couple of years, but the fall of seventh grade was absolutely the worst. I had to have Kleenex with me all the time at school, and the large girl who sat in front of me in Language Arts was always looking over her shoulder whenever I blew my nose.

I don’t know what it was, though—maybe the Sara Lee brownies we had for dessert—but after telling Dad the one good thing I could think of about seventh grade, I felt better, and realized that at this particular time in my life, I was friends with everybody. I’ll admit that seventh grade was only one day old, but suddenly I had this new goal: to go the whole year with everyone liking me. I don’t mean be most popular girl or anything; I just wanted teachers to smile when they said Alice McKinley and the other kids to say, Alice? Yeah, she’s okay. She’s neat.

Alice the Likable, that

Reviews for Reluctantly Alice

[emma_manolis · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

I think Alice just keeps getting better and better with each book! I think my favorite thing about this installment is that even though Alice really wants to "get back" at her bully Denise, she chooses to take the high road. That is really courageous and she sets such a great example! I would say the whole series is a "must have."

[fingerpost_1 · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

Alice starts the 7th grade and makes it through the Christmas holidays. Alice copes with a major school bully, the trials and tribulations between friends, and makes a few typically Alice mistakes - well intentioned, but foolish. Her college age brother Lester tries juggling two girls, both of whom love Lester, and both of whom Alice and Lester love. Sexuality takes a bit more of a back seat in this volume.

[clshelkoff · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

This is about when Alice begins junior high school. Alice comes home from the first day and decides that she does not like junior high school. Alice tries to make new friends, but ends up running with the wrong crowd. Read this book to discover if Alice makes it through her first year of junior high school.

[stephxsu · Rating: 3 out of 5 stars]

Seventh grade—junior high—is not so great for the motherless Alice McKinley. At first it was because of the lockers, and having to change for P.E., and being pushed along in the crowded hallways. But then as she got used to that, it’s because one major obstacle stands in the way of her goal of being Likable Alice: the bully, Denise Whitlock.Meanwhile, Alice’s father and her older brother Lester have both got girl problems, and it seems as if Alice can never do anything right when it comes to trying to help them. For example, it DEFINITELY wasn’t the greatest idea in the world to set her dad up on a blind date with Miss Summers, her Language Arts teacher. Not even if they have a great time.Or is it? Perhaps Alice—whom a soon-to-be friend will describe as “gutsy”—and her slightly impulsive moves will make everything better in the end.Once again, Phyllis Reynolds Naylor delivers another great book about Alice.